What six skills did the ancients have?

I especially like watching history recently. I found that the ancients were not as boring as we thought, and ancient literati also loved to play. For example, you are going to talk about Wang Shen, a good friend of Su Shi, a great poet in the Northern Song Dynasty (I guess you can't read it either, so read the pinyin shēn after me). Not only can he write poems, write lyrics and draw pictures, but he can also go to nightclubs, and he is no less ostentatious than Master Wang Sicong.

Wang Shen's painting skills perfectly combine the routines of his predecessors and his own innovation. This product is like Yu-Ching Fei. Talented and funny. The key is that he is handsome and has become a new male god in the Northern Song Dynasty. Good friend Su Shi often praises him for forwarding rewards and not accepting red envelopes.

Sometimes he will make a full-screen barrage for his paintings. After seeing it in the circle of friends, Wang Shen also excitedly returned to the screen. You're the only one with two people. I don't want to brush the screen. Most notably, his works were collected by artist Song Huizong and seal madman Gan Long. The value kept rising, and finally she reached the peak of her life and married Princess Shu, the daughter of the Northern Song Dynasty.

As a young artist in Gao Fushuai who is good at painting and calligraphy, Wang Shen also has the common faults of ancient artists. He must go to the brothel to recite poems, otherwise he will be inspired and even sign the express bill badly. Going to a brothel naturally requires a biochemical reaction with geisha. After the reaction, Wang Shen took them home and turned them into concubines. Gradually, more concubines were brought, so he simply held a party at home and drank Huasan.

The scene was filled with smoke, almost like a nightclub. You said Wang Shen would be excited to be outside, but he went home anyway. His wife is also a princess of Shu. This leader is really open. worship ....

Some people will say that it is normal for ancient men to have three wives and four concubines What's the fuss? Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Your statement is inaccurate.

According to the Marriage Law of the Song Dynasty, a man must get his wife's consent before marrying a concubine. The wife has one, and only one. I can't be a wife. If a man wants to marry another wife, he can only wait for his wife to die or divorce her. There are many conditions to meet when divorcing a wife, which does not mean that she will divorce. This Wang Shen can do this, which is bullshit to the extreme.

Ancient literati, not to mention the quality of reading, were all masters of climbing walls. There is a saying in The Book of Songs General Zheng Feng Zhong Zi: General Zhong Zi is nothing more than my heart and my tree. Dare to love? Afraid of my parents. Zhong kehuai, the words of his parents, is also awesome.

What do you mean? Let me translate it for you, saying that a young man and a young woman agreed to meet privately. The man in love was very anxious and proposed to climb over the wall. This scared the girl: Oh, my God! This is a pig cage! So I stopped quickly. In the last two chapters of the poem, the heroine never exceeds me, my wall and my garden, but the more girls shout no, the more boys are aroused and can't stop drinking like a red bull. The scene is tense and intense. It can be seen that since ancient times, the cultivation of lovers is to learn to climb over the wall.

Zhou Zuoren once said: articles are your own good, and wives are others' good. As the old saying goes, a wife is better than a concubine, a concubine is better than a prostitute, a prostitute is better than a thief, and a thief is better than a thief. What you can't get is often the most attractive. Chen Sicheng also said that this is human nature, and no one can guarantee that he will not betray. Therefore, cheating has become a means for many ancient married men and women to seek excitement and freshness in a dull marriage.

The north wind blows and the autumn wind is cool. If you are in trouble, I will help you. I live next door. My name is Wang.

It is said that Zhang Sheng in The West Chamber is also a helpless scholar. After he got the matchmaker's nine turns and eighteen turns, he escaped his wife's eyes and ears and sent stationery, so he lost his job with joy. Help the willow over the wall, no matter who is under the wall. Cui Yingying recalled his tender feelings with Zhang Sheng: legs touching, faces touching, hands holding hands. Such a beautiful scene, they must have climbed over the wall for the party in the evening. It can be seen that fences are obstacles and benefits.

A young woman in the boudoir will never be sad; Spring came dressed up and boarded Chui Building alone. On a promise-free day in Song Dynasty, Pan Jinlian, who failed to confess to Song Wu, opened the window of his duplex building in boredom and accidentally smashed the bamboo pole supporting the window on Ximen Qing's head, just passing by. His eyes stared at each other with sparks. Just because I saw you in the crowd, Ximen Qing became a frequent visitor to the Wu wall.

Simon, a romantic hero, had an affair before marrying Li Pinger. The two agreed on a code word, but when Zixu was not at home, he put the maid on the wall here, and took the cough as a signal to throw a tile first, or pretended to meow. Seeing no one here, I walked to the wall. In addition, the way of climbing over the wall with a ladder stool can be said to set an example for generations and become a classic of cheating over the wall.

Eating habits, after all, the human heart is insufficient, and the desire in the body, because of a wall, has created many love and tragedies in ancient and modern times. Look at these crazy behaviors of the ancients. Do you feel sorry for yourself? Not only can they talk nonsense, but they can also climb over the wall. There is no need for the threshold of 750 points. If you don't pretend to be B every day, you will definitely be struck by lightning. For this reason, someone specially wrote a complete collection of men's strange clothes in Wei and Jin Dynasties-Shi Shuo Xin Yu.

Let's look at some examples:

There is a cloud in Shi Shuo Xin Yu: Liu Lingheng indulges in wine or undresses in the house. People sneered: I take heaven and earth as my building and my room as my clothes. Why did you come into my house?

Liu Ling, one of the Seven Sages of Bamboo Forest, is an alcoholic who often urinates at home when he is drunk. Someone saw it and laughed at him. He said, what do you know about knitting? Heaven and earth are my house, and the house is my pants. What are you doing in my crotch?

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"Shi Shuo Xin Yu" has a cloud: Yu Gong made Zhou Boren, and Boren said: Why did you suddenly get fat when you were so happy? Yu said: Why are you worried that you are miserable and suddenly lose weight? Boren said: I have nothing to worry about, but sunny days come and rainy days go to my ears.

Yu Liang visited Zhou Boren and found that he was getting fat. He asked, Lao Zhou, what are you happy about? Why did you suddenly gain weight? Zhou Boren replied to him: Lao Yu, what are you sad about, suddenly losing weight? Yu Liang smiled and replied, I am thin because meat is not good enough for me.

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There is a saying in Shi Shuo Xin Yu: Zhang Xingwu lost his tooth at the age of eight. He knew it was unusual first, so he said in the play, What's that in your mouth? Zhang Yingbing replied: It makes your generation come and go from now on!

Celebrity Zhang Xuanzhi lost a front tooth when he was eight years old. Someone jokingly asked him, little pot friend, why is there a dog hole in your mouth? Zhang Xuanzhi answered immediately, just to let people like you in and out.

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There is a saying in Shi Shuo Xin Yu: When Yu Zisong read Zhuangzi, he opened the book with one foot and put it away. He said, I disagree with you.

It was popular to read Laozi and Zhuangzi in Wei and Jin Dynasties, and they were proud to get together to talk about metaphysics and brag. Celebrity Yu Zisong took a copy of Zhuangzi, read a page or two and put it down. This TM is exactly what I thought.

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There is a cloud in Shi Shuo Xin Yu: Wang Ben has his own ambition, but he is extremely light. ... just as Wang left, the car was already at the door. Wang said, you can't leave. I'm being original and talking to you. On Zhuangzi's Happy Travel. The novelty and decay of flowers need a thousand words. Wang Sui untied his tunic, so he couldn't stay.

Calligrapher Wang Xizhi looked down on the monk Zhi Daolin. One day, Wang Xizhi wanted to go out and was stopped by Zhi Daolin. Wang Xiansen didn't go. Let me say a few words briefly. Then he spoke a few thousand sentences, and Wang Xizhi knelt down. Later, Zhi Daolin's simple sentence was known by the leaders who are now in the meeting.

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Although people in Wei and Jin Dynasties are so humorous, they are actually in the most turbulent period in China's history. The long war, the rise of metaphysics and the infiltration of western culture. Only in this way can we have a fresh and unpretentious B-dress atmosphere. Of course, this ethos has also influenced many people in later generations, and even today, they are also keen on pretending to be B.