Yide writing brush calligraphy

1, nine props: rolling pin, planer, cigarette rod, flashlight, jade ruyi, writing brush, scissors, jade roller, magnifying glass [If the rolling pin is so thick, I will plane it for you with a planer; If it is as long as a cigarette rod and as thick as a flashlight, it will be satisfactory; If it is as thin as a brush, just cut it off; If it were as small as a jade roller, I would have to look at "him" with a magnifying glass (to express a kind of self-comfort). Pockmarked Zhang thought that this bitch was not to be taunted, but he didn't succeed. He came out to take a stone to cool down, and when he heard the touts laughing, he became angry from embarrassment and beat him. ..

All kinds of men from all walks of life have slept in my bed. They all died in the end. I collected all their food. You played me, so I need an extra pistol.

3. According to the plot:

Didn't Pockmarked Zhang ask how rude it was ~

My wife replied:

If your dough stick is thick and long (note that she holds it horizontally first and then vertically), I'll use a planer to shovel it.

If your pipe is long and thin, I will cut it off.

If your jade roller is short and thin, I can only look for it with a magnifying glass. . . .

Stones really should be destroyed by fire. .

She is a favourite's wife. Favourite is happy because he knows that Pockmarked Zhang didn't succeed. It should be the trick given by touts!

This is also someone else's answer, which I think is a good answer.