About my name

My name is (Yi Yin) Yun (Yinyun). I don't know why, when teachers or classmates read my name for the first time, they always use other names, such as Liang Zejun and Liang. A few years ago, a funny classmate in my class directly subtracted the word "Lian" from my name, so it became: Ze Shao, Ze Xi, I'm so bored. Now, this nickname has been decided: Liang Zeshao.

? I have other nicknames. A few years ago, after the song "I miss a river for you on a cold night" became popular, my classmates always made fun of me and kept singing "I miss a river for you on a cold night" in my ear, because my surname is Liang and my pronunciation is the same as cool. So gradually, my nickname was added: bright night.

? For this group of students, alas, I am also drunk ~

? My dad used to tell me that another teacher in the trusteeship/interest/remedial class called him. The general dialogue is as follows:

? Teacher x: hello. Excuse me, are you Yi Jun/Ze Jun/Ze Jun's parents?

? My father: ... no, I didn't.

? Afterwards, my dad told me that the reason why he said "no" was: "I thought your name was Yijun, and I was Yijun's parents, not Yijun/Zejun, so I was right.

? Me: ...

? Another time, I went to the podium to receive the award certificate. The teacher who gave me and some other students certificates said, "Liang Yi ... all of it?" Where is Liang Yijun? I struggled and whispered to the teacher, "Teacher, my name is Liang." The teacher is a little embarrassed, too. I was scared afterwards. Fortunately, the teacher didn't take the microphone, otherwise I would lose face in front of the whole school. ...

? Every time a calligraphy teacher calls my name, she always calls me "Liang Yijun", but I can't change my mouth after calling for many times, leaving me speechless, alas. ...

? Once I took the offline code as nucleic acid, because the word in the middle of my name on the offline code was changed to "*", so my name became "Liang * Lian". A female classmate in our class who went to do nucleic acid with me wrote "Li * Yao" on the paper, so I jokingly called her "Li Bi (*) Yao". Hearing this, she paused, and then called me "Liang Bi Shao". Then she paused again, smiled apologetically and said, "I used to call you Liang Zeshao. It's just subconscious. Sorry. "

After she finished, my heart still echoed with that sentence: "I'm used to calling you' Liang Zeshao' … I'm used to it …"

? My heart is blocked.