Legend has it that at the end of Qing Dynasty, Empress Dowager Cixi invited a famous calligrapher to write poems for her fans. Liangzhou Ci written by Wang Zhihuan, a calligrapher in Tang Dynasty;
The Yellow River is getting farther and farther away, because it flows in the middle of the Yellow River, and Yumenguan is located on a lonely mountain.
Why use the elegy of willow to complain about the delay of spring, old Yumenguan, a spring breeze is not blowing!
Due to negligence, the calligrapher forgot to write the word "Jian" Cixi was furious and wanted to kill him. The calligrapher used his quick wits and quickly explained, "Calm down, Lafayette, this is a sentence written in Wang Zhihuan's poems." And sentenced on the spot, read to the empress dowager cixi:
"The Yellow River is far away, white clouds fill the air, and Wan Ren Mountain is an isolated city. Why are you complaining about Johnny? Willow spring breeze, not Yumenguan. "
Hearing this, Cixi turned anger into joy and even called it wonderful.
Cleverly change couplets
Once upon a time, there was an old Jinshi, and his son was also a Jinshi. He was very proud. The next day, he prepared a rich banquet for his guests and personally wrote a couplet and posted it outside the gate. The first part is "father Jinshi, son Jinshi, father and son Jinshi", and the second part is "old lady, daughter-in-law, old lady". Because this old Jinshi is usually rich and heartless, relying on his wealth and power, he often bullies men, women and fish villages, and the people hate him very much. One of the scholars saw this couplet and immediately decided to play a trick on the old Jinshi to relieve his evil spirit. So, taking advantage of the night, he added a horizontal line under the word "scholar" in this couplet, a apostrophe on the word "husband" and two horizontal lines on the word "person".
The next day, all the guests invited by the old Jinshi came. Everyone snickered when they saw this couplet. When the old Jinshi heard the news, he saw that the couplet had become "father goes to the ground, son goes to the ground, father and son go to the ground;" A woman loses her husband, a daughter-in-law loses her husband and a mother-in-law loses her husband. "
The old Jinshi made a fool of himself in front of everyone, let out a cry and fainted, and everyone applauded.
Cleverly change couplets
Once upon a time, there was an old Jinshi, and his son was also a Jinshi. He was very proud. The next day, he prepared a rich banquet for his guests and personally wrote a couplet and posted it outside the gate. The first part is "father Jinshi, son Jinshi, father and son Jinshi", and the second part is "old lady, daughter-in-law, old lady". Because this old Jinshi is usually rich and heartless, relying on his wealth and power, he often bullies men, women and fish villages, and the people hate him very much. One of the scholars saw this couplet and immediately decided to play a trick on the old Jinshi to relieve his evil spirit. So, taking advantage of the night, he added a horizontal line under the word "scholar" in this couplet, a apostrophe on the word "husband" and two horizontal lines on the word "person".
The next day, all the guests invited by the old Jinshi came. Everyone snickered when they saw this couplet. When the old Jinshi heard the news, he saw that the couplet had become "father goes to the ground, son goes to the ground, father and son go to the ground;" A woman loses her husband, a daughter-in-law loses her husband and a mother-in-law loses her husband. "
The old Jinshi made a fool of himself in front of everyone, let out a cry and fainted, and everyone applauded.
Read celebrity couplets
Throughout the ages, reading and connection are inextricably linked, and there have been many wonderful connections.
In the Ming Dynasty, Gu Xiancheng left a couplet for the title of Wuxi Donglin Academy: "The wind and rain sound reading, and the sound and sound are heard; Family affairs and state affairs, everything cares. " This couplet shows the reader's mentality of studying hard and caring about state affairs. For hundreds of years, this couplet has inspired and inspired many people with lofty ideals to go out of their homes and read for everyone.
In the Qing Dynasty, Pu Songling failed in the imperial examination, which was very disappointing. In order to spur himself, he wrote a couplet to hang in his study: "Where there is a will, there is a way.". If we cross the rubicon, 120 Qin Guan will eventually belong to Chu; " Hard-working people live up to expectations, and 3 thousand armor can swallow Wu. "This couplet is cleverly embedded in Xiang Yu's" Broken Qin ". Gou Jian ruined these two historical stories of Wu, in order to motivate himself to study and write hard, and finally finished Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio.
"The bench will be cold for ten years, and the article will not be empty." This is the self-motivation association of the famous historian Mr. Fan Wenlan. In order to urge myself not to be lonely, study hard and write valuable words. Grandpa Fan realized his promise with hard sweat and hard work.
When Zhou Enlai was studying at Nankai School in Tianjin, he wrote a pair of self-encouragement couplets, "Talk about courage with others, don't read, don't say anything." It can be seen that in his youth, he had unique views and great ambitions. He realized that to transform old China, he must cooperate with like-minded people, get out of books and apply what he has learned.
When Mao Zedong was studying in Hunan First Normal University, he also wrote a self-encouragement couplet: "You have a constant, why do you have to sleep at night and get up at five o'clock?" The most useless thing is that it is cold for ten days a day. "Thus, Mao Zedong advocated persistent reading methods and opposed fatigue wars and colds and fevers.
One day, three senior officials, Assistant Minister, Shangshu and Shi Yu, were walking on the road and saw a dog running in front of them.
The suggestion took the opportunity to ask the assistant minister, "Is it a wolf or a dog?" (Assistant ministers are dogs)
The assistant turned blue: "It's a dog. 』
Shangshu and Shi Yu both laughed: "How do you know it's a dog? 』
Assistant minister: "Look at the tail hair, it is the wolf that hangs down and the dog combs it (Shangshu is a dog)." Shangshu's face is crooked.
Assistant minister: "you can also look at it from the eating habits. Wolves are meat, dogs eat meat when they meet meat, and shit when they meet shit! 』
Once upon a time, a hotel posted an advertisement that said, "If it rains, stay for one day, stay for one day." A passenger came and asked for a hotel. The shopkeeper pointed to the advertisement and said, "didn't you see the advertisement written?" The guest said, "I saw it clearly." The shopkeeper doesn't keep the guests, but the guests insist on staying. This sentence can be understood as follows:
1, rainy day, stay one day, stay one day?
If it rains, the guests will stay in the daytime, and the guests will stay in the daytime.
Bamboo is split into single pieces, and the word "bud" is split into bales, which together are bales.
Sincere advice is called (sincere advice)
Frank confession is called (speaking frankly)
Arrogant words are called (wild words)
Joking is called (joking)
Pleasant words are called (sweet words)
A promise is called a promise.
Discontent and complaint are called (complaints)
False excuses are called (excuses)
Defamation attacks are called (swearing)
A lie is a lie.
Nonsense is called (nonsense)
Sow discord is called slander.
Words that go against the facts but deliberately spread are called (rumors)
If you don't keep your promise, it's called (breaking your promise)
1. Father and son passed the gate of a five-star hotel and saw a very luxurious imported car.
The son disdainfully said to his father, "People who ride this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs! The father replied airily: "People who say such things must have no money in their pockets! 」
(Note: Does your view of things also reflect your true attitude? )
After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. It was the son who looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it." "How do you know?" "She didn't swear. 」
Note: We are used to judging others and ourselves by different standards, so that we are often strict with ourselves. )
3. There are two Taiwan sightseeing groups traveling to Izu Peninsula in Japan. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere. One of the tour guides repeatedly apologized and said that the road was just like pockmarked. Another tour guide said poetically to the tourists: Ladies and gentlemen, the road we are taking now is the famous Izu charming dimple avenue. 」
(Note: Although it is the same situation, different ideas will produce different attitudes. How beautiful your thoughts are and how you think about them are up to you. )
Students who are also in the third grade of primary school said in their composition that their future wish is to be a clown. China's teacher denounced it as: "Without ambition, you can't teach a boy!" ! Teachers who bring foreign countries will say, "May you bring laughter to the whole world! 」
(Note: As elders, we not only tend to demand more than encourage, but also have a narrower definition of success. )
In the Palace Museum, a lady said impatiently to her husband, "I asked you why you walked so slowly. So you always stop to look at these things. 」
(Note: Some people only know how to rush on the road of life, and as a result, they lose the opportunity to see beautiful flowers on both sides. )
My wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband has been nagging: slow down. Watch out! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly. Shovel it up quickly, there is too much oil! Level the tofu! "Well," the wife blurted out, "I know how to cook." "Of course you know, madam," the husband replied calmly. I just want you to know how I feel when I am driving and you are chattering around. 」
(Note: It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other side's perspective and position. )
7. Good reason
A bus full of passengers is going down the hill quickly, and a man is running after it. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! " "I must catch up with it," the man panted. "I am the driver of this car!"
(Note: Some people must work hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be tragic! But it is precisely because of the need to go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will finally be fully displayed. )
8. So that's it
A: "The new neighbors are so hateful. Last night, in the dead of night, he came to knock on my doorbell. " B: "How hateful! Did you call the police immediately? " A: "No, I think they are crazy. Keep playing my trumpet. 」
Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your mistakes first, the answer will be different. When you face contradictions and disputes, first think about whether you are lost in your heart, and maybe you can let it go soon. )
9. misunderstanding
One day, Zhang San was driving on a mountain path and enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely. Suddenly, a truck came in front of him. The driver with black teeth rolled down his window and shouted at him: "*!"
Zhang Sanyue thought more and more puzzled, more and more angry, so he rolled down the window and turned around and cursed: "You are the only one!"
Just after scolding, I bumped into a group of people crossing the road.
Don't misinterpret the kindness of others, it will only hurt yourself and humiliate others. Before unknown so, you should learn to hold back your emotions and observe patiently so as not to regret it afterwards. )
10, awesome afterlife
The little boy asked his father, "Does the father always know more than the son?"
Dad replied, "Of course!"
The little boy asked, "Who invented the electric light?"
Dad: "It's Edison."
The little boy asked again, "Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?"
Strangely, people who like seniority are particularly prone to get into fights. Authority is often just an empty shell that can't stand the test, especially in today's pluralistic and open era. )
1 1, don't be nervous
Xiaoming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap while taking a bath, and his mother called the family doctor for help in a panic. The doctor said, "I still have a few patients here." It may take half an hour to get there. "
Xiaoming's mother said, "What should I do before you come?"
The doctor said, "Give Xiaoming a cup of boiled water, and then jump hard, so that Xiaoming can blow bubbles with his mouth to kill time."
Relax, relax, there's no need to be too nervous in life. Now that it has happened, why not face it frankly? It's better to rest assured if you are worried, and it's better to be poor and happy if you are nervous. )
12, key
There is a strong lock hanging on the gate, and an iron bar took a lot of effort, but it still can't be pried open. The key came and his thin body got into the lock hole. With a slight turn, the big lock opened with a bang.
Die-hard asked strangely, "Why can't I open it after all my efforts, but you open it easily?"
The key said, "Because I know his heart best."
Everyone's heart is like a locked door, no matter how thick the iron bar is, it can't be pried open. Only by caring can we turn ourselves into a delicate key, enter other people's hearts and understand others. )
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Legend has it that at the end of Qing Dynasty, Empress Dowager Cixi invited a famous calligrapher to write poems for her fans. Liangzhou Ci written by Wang Zhihuan, a calligrapher in Tang Dynasty;
The Yellow River is getting farther and farther away, because it flows in the middle of the Yellow River, and Yumenguan is located on a lonely mountain.
Why use the elegy of willow to complain about the delay of spring, old Yumenguan, a spring breeze is not blowing!
Due to negligence, the calligrapher forgot to write the word "Jian" Cixi was furious and wanted to kill him. The calligrapher used his quick wits and quickly explained, "Calm down, Lafayette, this is a sentence written in Wang Zhihuan's poems." And sentenced on the spot, read to the empress dowager cixi:
"The Yellow River is far away, white clouds fill the air, and Wan Ren Mountain is an isolated city. Why are you complaining about Johnny? Willow spring breeze, not Yumenguan. "
Hearing this, Cixi turned anger into joy and even called it wonderful.
Cleverly change couplets
Once upon a time, there was an old Jinshi, and his son was also a Jinshi. He was very proud. The next day, he prepared a rich banquet for his guests and personally wrote a couplet and posted it outside the gate. The first part is "father Jinshi, son Jinshi, father and son Jinshi", and the second part is "old lady, daughter-in-law, old lady". Because this old Jinshi is usually rich and heartless, relying on his wealth and power, he often bullies men, women and fish villages, and the people hate him very much. One of the scholars saw this couplet and immediately decided to play a trick on the old Jinshi to relieve his evil spirit. So, taking advantage of the night, he added a horizontal line under the word "scholar" in this couplet, a apostrophe on the word "husband" and two horizontal lines on the word "person".
The next day, all the guests invited by the old Jinshi came. Everyone snickered when they saw this couplet. When the old Jinshi heard the news, he saw that the couplet had become "father goes to the ground, son goes to the ground, father and son go to the ground;" A woman loses her husband, a daughter-in-law loses her husband and a mother-in-law loses her husband. "
The old Jinshi made a fool of himself in front of everyone, let out a cry and fainted, and everyone applauded.
Cleverly change couplets
Once upon a time, there was an old Jinshi, and his son was also a Jinshi. He was very proud. The next day, he prepared a rich banquet for his guests and personally wrote a couplet and posted it outside the gate. The first part is "father Jinshi, son Jinshi, father and son Jinshi", and the second part is "old lady, daughter-in-law, old lady". Because this old Jinshi is usually rich and heartless, relying on his wealth and power, he often bullies men, women and fish villages, and the people hate him very much. One of the scholars saw this couplet and immediately decided to play a trick on the old Jinshi to relieve his evil spirit. So, taking advantage of the night, he added a horizontal line under the word "scholar" in this couplet, a apostrophe on the word "husband" and two horizontal lines on the word "person".
The next day, all the guests invited by the old Jinshi came. Everyone snickered when they saw this couplet. When the old Jinshi heard the news, he saw that the couplet had become "father goes to the ground, son goes to the ground, father and son go to the ground;" A woman loses her husband, a daughter-in-law loses her husband and a mother-in-law loses her husband. "
The old Jinshi made a fool of himself in front of everyone, let out a cry and fainted, and everyone applauded.
Read celebrity couplets
Throughout the ages, reading and connection are inextricably linked, and there have been many wonderful connections.
In the Ming Dynasty, Gu Xiancheng wrote a couplet for Wuxi Donglin Academy: "Reading with the sound of wind and rain, hearing with each other;" Family affairs and state affairs, everything cares. " This couplet shows the reader's mentality of studying hard and caring about state affairs. For hundreds of years, this couplet has inspired and inspired many people with lofty ideals to go out of their homes and read for everyone.
In the Qing Dynasty, Pu Songling failed in the imperial examination, which was very disappointing. In order to spur himself, he wrote a couplet to hang in his study: "Where there is a will, there is a way.". Burn one's bridges, and you will end up in Chu; " Hard-working people live up to expectations, and 3 thousand armor can swallow Wu. "This couplet is cleverly embedded in Xiang Yu's" Broken Qin ". Gou Jian ruined these two historical stories of Wu, in order to motivate himself to study and write hard, and finally finished Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio.
"The bench will be cold for ten years, and the article will not be empty." This is the self-motivation association of the famous historian Mr. Fan Wenlan. In order to urge myself not to be lonely, study hard and write valuable words. Grandpa Fan realized his promise with hard sweat and hard work.
When Zhou Enlai was studying at Nankai School in Tianjin, he wrote a pair of self-encouragement couplets, "Talk about courage with others, don't read, don't say anything." It can be seen that in his youth, he had unique views and great ambitions. He realized that to transform old China, he must cooperate with like-minded people, get out of books and apply what he has learned.
When Mao Zedong was studying in Hunan First Normal University, he also wrote a self-encouragement couplet: "You have a constant, why do you have to sleep at night and get up at five o'clock?" The most useless thing is that it is cold for ten days a day. "Thus, Mao Zedong advocated persistent reading methods and opposed fatigue wars and colds and fevers.
One day, three senior officials, Assistant Minister, Shangshu and Shi Yu, were walking on the road and saw a dog running in front of them.
I suggest taking the opportunity to ask the assistant minister, "Is it a wolf or a dog?" (Assistant ministers are dogs)
The assistant turned blue: "It's a dog. 』
Shangshu and Shi Yu both laughed: "How do you know it's a dog? 』
Assistant minister: "Look at the tail hair, it is the wolf that hangs down and the dog combs it (Shangshu is a dog)." Shangshu's face is crooked.
Assistant minister: "you can also look at it from the eating habits. Wolves are meat, dogs eat meat when they meet meat, and shit when they meet shit! 』
Once upon a time, a hotel posted an advertisement that said, "If it rains, stay for one day, stay for one day." A passenger came and asked for a hotel. The shopkeeper pointed to the advertisement and said, "didn't you see the advertisement written?" The guest said, "I saw it clearly." The shopkeeper doesn't keep the guests, but the guests insist on staying. This sentence can be understood as follows:
1, rainy day, stay one day, stay one day?
If it rains, the guests will stay in the daytime, and the guests will stay in the daytime.
Bamboo is split into single pieces, and the word "bud" is split into bales, which together are bales.
Sincere advice is called (sincere advice)
Frank confession is called (speaking frankly)
Arrogant words are called (wild words)
Joking is called (joking)
Pleasant words are called (sweet words)
A promise is called a promise.
Discontent and complaint are called (complaints)
False excuses are called (excuses)
Defamation attacks are called (swearing)
A lie is a lie.
Nonsense is called (nonsense)
Sow discord is called slander.
Words that go against the facts but deliberately spread are called (rumors)
If you don't keep your promise, it's called (breaking your promise)