Classic brother: I like to sleep by scratching my chest 20 15.07.08

Recently, I often hear people say, "I don't have Sha Qianmo around me, but there are many people who kill thousands of knives!"

Sounds like the same name, but the meaning is different.

The TV series "Hua" is very popular these two days. Do boys who have already had a holiday feel very high? You can watch it forever.

Yesterday, a child showed off in front of me: don't envy us for having no homework on holiday. Do you know how tired it is to play all day?

Don't you know I'm tired and hurt? As long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

Because there are too many mosquitoes at home recently, I have to fight every night.

In fact, I just want to tell them: you can suck my blood, but please don't keep beeping in my ear.

This is a difficult day. Is there any way to make my life easy and long?

No, a study by the University of London in the United Kingdom shows that reducing food intake by 40% every day can increase life expectancy by 20 years. To put it bluntly, you can live for 20 years if you eat less. Because high body metabolic rate (energy consumed by daily functions of the body) will increase the number of free radicals, causing chronic diseases and human aging.

So, can you live forever without eating? Besides, what's the point of living so long if you can't eat well in life?

Someone asked me:

Besides, there are many girls who dare to do anything for beauty. Recently, police in Shaoguan, Guangdong arrested three young drug addicts, one man and two women. All three confessed to the illegal facts of drug abuse. When asked why he was contaminated with drugs, 17-year-old Liu made the police laugh and cry. She said, "I want to lose weight and wear beautiful clothes. I don't want to be a chubby girl. " At present, three people have been detained.

Is this ignorance? Sister, you have money to buy drugs. Why not spend more money on the gym?

It's a pity that great youth is ruined like this!

There are many unhappy things in life, such as the aunt below, who feels crazy.

Yesterday, when Aunt Li of Shenyang was chopping jiaozi in the living room, "there was a slight scratching sound from the balcony, so I wanted to see it. It rang again when I went to the kitchen, so I went back to the living room. A few seconds later, I suddenly heard a loud noise. I looked inside and the balcony was gone! " The balconies on the seventh and sixth floors fell to the fifth floor, building age 13. Are you kidding? ...

Fortunately, no casualties were caused, and the public security organs have been involved in the investigation.

This balcony is really more fragile than the stock market, and it feels like death is coming in minutes.

Does aunt chop dumpling stuffing with internal strength? The gas field is so powerful

In life, some men always feel bitter, speechless and can only paralyze themselves.

Recently, the life of Hangzhou man Wang is very unhappy, because his wife and mother have always had a bad relationship. One day, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law had another big fight. Wang couldn't stand the fruitless persuasion and wanted to get rid of it. "I want the police to lock me up. I can't go home. I can reason with them."

So after drinking, he drove the car into the traffic police team. Due to severe drunkenness, Wang will have his driver's license revoked and will face criminal punishment.

I feel so tired! But at least your goal has been achieved, although the cost is relatively high.

I said, man, let's talk to your daughter-in-law. This will not be a problem.

Speaking of bad luck, I think this should be the real unhappiness. 1993, Liu Gangzai, a native of Shenyang, was introduced to fall in love with Wang Lin and got married. In 2000, his wife Wang Lin gave birth to a lovely son, and the child became the treasure of the whole family. But in 2005, the marriage between Liu Gang and Wang Lin came to an end. They went to court for the custody of their son, and finally his son was awarded to Liu Gang.

In the following days, Liu Gang was both a father and a mother. In this way, in August of 20 14, Liu Gang found that his son didn't look like himself and suspected that his son was not his own. The result of paternity test was unacceptable to Liu Gang, who was not his son's biological father.

Subsequently, he took his ex-wife to court again, this time demanding compensation for the loss of 9 years. Recently, the court ruled that the child was raised by his ex-wife Wang Lin, returned Liu Gang's alimony and various expenses totaling 310.6 million yuan, and compensated Liu Gang for mental damages of 6.5438+0.5 million yuan.

I feel sorry for him. This man raised a child for fifteen years and gave all his emotions. In the end, it's not his own. What will he feel at that moment?

It's really no good saying that you have such a wife. I can only blame myself for my bad life.

A 9-year-old girl from Nanjing, Cancan, signed up for a calligraphy interest class. Unexpectedly, the 74-year-old teacher Huang often used praise as an excuse to hug and kiss her and put her hand into her clothes to touch her private parts. Later, she told Kangkang not to tell anyone. After being arrested, Huang said that he knew it was against the teacher's ethics, "but he just couldn't control himself." At present, the police have detained him.

Now it's really going from bad to worse, and moral decay! It's true that bad people are old.

I can't help myself, old thief. I just want to kill you. Since you can't control it, I think it's time to have surgery in some places so as not to harm others.

In Xi 'an, there is such a woman who saved herself with her own eyes. During the routine inspection of Xi police, three men and 1 woman in a car caught the attention of the police. The woman in the car was wearing pajamas and looked flustered, staring at the police closely, as if she were asking the police for help with her eyes. After investigation, the police found that this was a kidnapping case and the woman had been kidnapped for 28 hours. Yesterday, several men were detained on suspicion of kidnapping.

I really want to see, what kind of eyes are those?

This story tells us that reading eyes is very important and can save lives at critical moments.

The netizen asked the netizen

Tell me, I have no experience

everyday problem

1. When someone asks you, "Why are you eating alone again?" , how do you tactfully answer _ _ _ _?

There were so many girlfriends that I didn't know which one to bring, so I came by myself.

2. How many words do you know in the final exam of the first grade of primary school? Anyway, I think my IQ is not as good as that of primary school students.