Stories related to poetry?

1. The story of Li Qingzhao and his wife "gambling on books and splashing tea"

The interesting life of Li Qingzhao and Zhao Mingcheng gambling on books and splashing tea. After a meal, two people casually find a book, turn over a page, and ask each other what book, sentence or even page something someone is from. The loser directly pours tea on his chest, and the tea fragrance is accompanied by intimacy, which is elegant but not vulgar. (Li Qingzhao once recalled the scene of gambling with her husband when she lived in the village after marriage, in the article "Preface to the Records of the Stone". The article said: "I remember that after every meal, I will sit back in the hall, brew tea, referring to the accumulation of book history, saying that something is in a book, a volume, which page and which line, whether it is in the middle or not, and whether it will win or lose, and it will be tea. In the middle, I raised my glass and laughed until the tea overturned in my arms, but I couldn't drink it. I am willing to always be homesick! " )

Nalan Rong Ruo once used this dictionary in the word Huanxisha

Huanxisha

Nalan Xingde

Who thinks that the west wind is cool alone, the rustling yellow leaves close the window and meditate on the past to set the setting sun.

It was only normal at that time that Mo Jing-chun, who was drunk, slept heavily and gambled away the fragrance of tea.

Note: Her husband is a epigraphist.

2. The story of Ji Xiaolan's birthday celebration

The Qing Emperor Qianlong went to Wang Hanlin to celebrate his mother's birthday, and asked Ji Xiaolan to make an impromptu birthday speech. Lao Ji did not refuse, but blurted out in front of the full house of guests: "This woman is not human." When the old lady heard her face change, Wang Hanlin was very embarrassed. Lao Ji unhurriedly read the second sentence: "Nine fairies descended to earth." Suddenly, the audience was active and praised, and the old lady turned anger into joy. Lao Ji then read aloud the third sentence: "Give birth to a son to be a thief." All the guests became dumb, and joy turned into embarrassment. Lao Ji shouted the fourth sentence: "I stole Xiantao and gave it to my mother." Everyone cheered at once.

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Zhang Xian (99-178), a famous poet in the Northern Song Dynasty, married an 18-year-old concubine at the age of 8. At that time, Su Shi, who often sang poems with Zhang Xian, went to visit him with many friends and asked the old gentleman how he felt about his beauty as soon as possible. Zhang Xian then casually read: "I am eighty and eighteen years old, and your beauty is my white hair. It's the same age as Qing, only separated by a flower. "

Su Dongpo, who is humorous, immediately sang a song: "Eighteen brides and eighty lang, grey hair and red makeup. Two nights in the quilt, a pear tree presses Haitang. "

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An old man with few wives will definitely lead a disharmonious life. There was an old prime minister in his seventies who married a young lady in her twenties. Life was hard to satisfy her young wife, who could not bear loneliness and secretly hooked up with extremely young people.

one mid-autumn night, the old prime minister went out to go home and heard a teasing voice from men and women in the room. He hid under the window to eavesdrop. "Look at you like dough!" "Look at you like a powder ball." "Your Old Master Q?" "Like a scorched old dried onion!" The more the prime minister listened, the more angry he became. He put up with it and went to sleep in another room.

the next day, the prime minister put moon cakes and fruits on the table, called the little lady and extremely young children, and asked them to recite poems against them. The Prime Minister first chanted, "August 15th is due east, and suddenly I heard the sound of laughter in the room. The dough is accompanied by a powder ball, and the old onions are bright outside. " On hearing the Prime Minister's knowledge, my little lady was not afraid, so she simply got the song right: "August 15th is in the west, and Kung Fu divorced her teenage wife. Although you are alive together, it is someone else's when you die. " When the story came to light, extremely anxious, he quickly apologized to his master and recited a poem: "The 15th of August is full, and the Prime Minister can punt in his stomach. Adults don't blame villains, and they won't do it again. "

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Chen Jichang, a scholar in the Song Dynasty, was a little afraid of his wife. In order to laugh at this henpecked gentleman who called himself "the lay man in Longqiu", Su Dongpo wrote an interesting poem: The lay man in Longqiu was also pitiful, saying that empty talk made him sleepless at night. Suddenly, I heard the roar of the lion in Hedong, and my cane fell into my palm. In the poem, humor and exaggeration are used to describe Chen Jichang's fear of his wife to the fullest, which makes people gush. Calling the tough wife "Hedong Lion" is also the first of its kind. Since then, "Hedong Lion" has become synonymous with "bad wife".

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Ou Yangxun, a calligrapher in the Tang Dynasty, is not good-looking, and Changsun Wuji, my uncle, looks a little short and fat. One day, the two wrote poems to laugh at each other. The eldest grandson ridiculed Ouyang's poem, saying, "I shrug my shoulders like a mountain, but I'm afraid of my head. I don't know who drew this monkey." This poem greatly exaggerates Ou Yangxun's shortcomings. Ou Yangxun didn't show weakness, and immediately wrote a poem to return it: the head was warm even with the back, and the crotch was full of fear of cold. Just because my heart is muddy, my face is completely round. The poem is both vivid and mean, which makes the eldest grandson laugh and cry. Their satirical poems were passed down as jokes by the ministers. When it reached the ears of Emperor Taizong, Emperor Taizong burst into laughter. And humorously said to Ou Yangxun: "Don't let the queen know about your poem, she will be unhappy if she knows!" Because Changsun Wuji is the elder brother of the eldest grandson queen. Li Shimin knew that his wife, the eldest grandson and queen, was a virtuous queen, so she wouldn't be angry about these trifles, so she took the opportunity to give her a silent silence.

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It is said that Han Fuqu is thick, but he is actually more humorous. For example, he wrote Daming Lake: "Daming Lake, Daming Lake is big, there are toads in Daming Lake, and there are goo goo goo goo goo." Write Baotu Spring: "Baotu Spring, the spring juts out, and the three springs are as thick as the eyes, and they spit and spit." The most classic is: "The pot is often boiled in Baotu Spring, but the steamed bun can't be steamed."

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Zhang Zongchang, a warlord, has the lowest education level, but he can also write poems and cut them with great humor. For example, his "Laughing at Liu Bang" wrote: "I heard that Xiang Yu pulled out the mountain and scared Liu Bang to flee. It' s not Zhang Liang, my grandmother has already returned to Pei County. " When he visited Mount Tai, he wrote: "From a distance, Mount Tai is black and thick, with fine top and thick bottom. If Mount Tai is turned upside down, the head will be thin at the bottom and thick at the top. " He wrote in the poem "Lightning in the Sky": "Suddenly I saw a chain of fire in the sky, as if the Jade Emperor wanted to smoke. If the jade emperor doesn't smoke, why is it a chain of fire? "This is the humor of the rough people, and this is the humor of people with low levels. This humor is even that ordinary people can't come!

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During the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, there was a squire somewhere in the south of the Yangtze River. His family had a wife and a concubine, and the three of them lived in one room at night. There was a small room outside the tent as a maid's bedroom. One night, the squire suddenly became interested in poetry and ordered his wife and concubine to sing a poem in seven words. His wife said, "Two boats are supported by one pole," and his concubine followed. At this time, the squire suddenly heard the maid sigh outside the account, so he asked, "Why does the maid sigh?" When the maid saw the question, she quickly recited a sentence in Tang poetry as an answer: "No one crossed the boat in the wild." At this point, the four of them have each sung a poem, saying, "Two boats are supported by one pole, and if one boat doesn't support it, it will struggle. Why does the maid sigh? No one is crossing the river in the wild. " It makes people laugh.

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There was a talented woman. On the evening of her wedding, the groom asked for a poem and the woman said goodbye. Lang Qiang asked for it, but the woman was helpless and hesitated a little. She said, I can't find a poem in a hurry. I'll borrow two rows of Tang poems for the time being. The old lady did not sweep the flower path for the guest, today only for you, this chai men has not been opened for you, today for you to open. The bridegroom heard the laughter, so he put the bride in the account.