Where is Kong Yi's tongue?

One,

Words Kong Yiji climbed out of the Xianheng Hotel with his hands behind his back. After climbing for a long time, I felt a little tired, so I sat down and rested on the edge of a corner. Looking at my bloody hands, I sighed: "The book has its own golden house, and the book has its own Yan Ruyu. After reading books for most of my life, I have fallen into such a state! God played tricks on people! A line of old tears ran down his cheeks. Kong Yiji was about to stretch out his hand to wipe his tears. Listen only:

"Kong Yiji, don't you wake up! ! ! "

I saw an old man with a long gown and white hair standing in front of Kong Yiji.

"You only know to complain, and you won't find reasons from yourself. A leopard cannot change his spots, where to find a good day! " The white-haired old man was angry and afraid.

Kong Yiji bowed and said, "I am willing to listen to the old man's advice."

That old man is very rude. He put his hand on his back and said, "You are lazy, and you never change after repeated education. Copy books for others, and you can have plenty of food and clothing in life. But if you steal because of inertia, you will ruin your life! All day long, even people read dead books! My brain is pedantic! "

Kong Yiji nodded silently and suddenly looked up: "Please show me the way!"

The old man stroked his beard. "It's not entirely your fault. Society is dark and the government is corrupt! Here! Go to 2 1 century! "

With a wave of his sleeve, the confused Kong Yiji disappeared with white light.

When Kong Yiji opened his eyes, he came to the Bird's Nest Center in Beijing in 2008. The man who fell from the sky and dressed strangely really surprised the tourists. Kong Yiji looked at well-dressed people, looked at houses as high as mountains, and looked at cars that were more beautiful than foreign cars. I couldn't help wiping my eyes with my hand.

His shabby dress in the late Qing Dynasty attracted many foreigners and asked with concern, "What's the matter with you?"

Kong Yiji was blindsided when he heard this.

"What happened to the old man?" Hearing volunteers come to help Kong Yiji, "Are you lost? Where is your home? I'll take you back. "

"Home ... home ..." Kong Yiji's first tears poured out again. "No ... no home."

"There is no home? Don't cry, old man, have a drink first! " The volunteer girl handed me a glass of water. She took out her mobile phone and dialed 1 10. She thought it might be that an old man with Alzheimer's disease temporarily forgot his place.

Kong Yiji took the water and touched it. It was soft. "Isn't this paper? How can it hold water? "

The police rushed over, and after some questioning, they never asked anything. Had to leave a record, temporarily sent Kong Yiji to a warm nursing home.

In the nursing home, the staff arranged a comfortable bed for Kong Yiji. And prepare to arrange medical treatment for Kong Yiji's broken leg.

Kong Yiji enjoyed his stay here for a few days. From time to time, he played chess with his old roommate and learned to sing opera. The old man traveling with him was full of praise for Kong Yiji's calligraphy. Kong Yiji happily picked up a pen, wrote a few words to other old people, and kept saying, "I like meeting bosom friends, I like meeting bosom friends!" "

People from all walks of life care about the elderly, and students or volunteers often come to nursing homes to talk and laugh with the elderly. Kong Yiji never forgets to read books, and often tells children that The Analects of Confucius is no worse than Yu Dan's teaching method. Children often surround him and say, "Grandpa Kong, tell a story!" Kong Yiji used to say, "Children are fine now. It's not bad to study hard and respect the elderly. At that time, the hotel boys ignored me, or this 2 1 century is good! "

Soon, with the support of society, Kong Yiji underwent surgery and fitted with a prosthetic limb. It's inconvenient, but he doesn't have to climb any more.

During the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, Kong Yiji wrote eight characters with a stroke of a pen: Come on China, Come on Olympics!

Second,

The pattern of Internet cafes in the town is different from other places. They are all big counters on the street with Internet cards on them. People who go to school leave school at noon and evening, and often spend four yuan to play CS for an hour. This price was two years ago, and now it has dropped to two yuan. If you are an expert, you can chat and play CS on QQ, but there are really few such experts.

I have been working as a buddy in this Internet cafe since I was twelve years old. When you are free, play a few games while the boss is not looking. Later, the boss found out and deducted my salary for half a month, so I had to honestly collect money and issue cards. Since then, I have been standing at the counter all day, taking charge of my duties. Although there is nothing to ignore, I always feel a little monotonous. The boss is a fierce face, and the players are always immersed in the game. I can't laugh until Kong Yiji arrives, so I remember. Kong Yiji is the only one who can play CS while chatting with MM. He is tall and his clothes are dirty and torn. When he talks to people, he is always full of hardware conflicts and poor contact, which makes people half understand. Because he is ragged and riddled with holes, everyone thinks his surname is Kong, but he must have a name. So others gave him a nickname from the word "Kong Yiji, my Lord" on the red paper.

As soon as Kong Yiji arrived at the store, the players shouted, "Kong Yiji, we have money to play CS again. Shall we fight one-on-one? " He didn't answer either. He said to the cupboard, "Play for two hours and call me then." Say that finish, then discharge eight one-dollar coins. The players deliberately shouted: "You must have stolen from others again!"

Kong Yiji opened his eyes wide and said, "How can you be so innocent out of thin air ..."

"What innocence? I saw with my own eyes what you stole the day before yesterday. "

Kong Yiji blushed and argued, "Stealing CPU is not stealing … stealing CPU! ..... computer expert, can be stolen? "

Then there were incomprehensible words such as "Pentium runs fast" and "keyboard can't kneel", which caused everyone to laugh, and the atmosphere inside and outside the store was filled with joy. Listening to people talking behind their backs, Kong Yiji studied, but in the end he didn't go to college and didn't make a living. So he became poorer and poorer and wanted to beg. Fortunately, he can repair computers and some Internet cafes. Unfortunately, he has the same bad temper and laziness. After a few days, he even lost his CPU, graphics card and hard disk, and sometimes even took away the mouse pad. If so, no one asked him to repair the computer several times. If there is no law in Kong Yiji, it is inevitable to do some stealing occasionally. But his conduct in our shop is better than others, but he never defaults. Although there is no cash occasionally, it will be written on the chalk board temporarily, but it will be paid off within one month, and Kong Yiji's name will be erased from the chalk board.

After Kong Yiji played for half an hour, his red face gradually recovered, and someone asked, "Kong Yiji, can you really repair the computer?" Kong Yiji looked at the person who asked him and showed disdain. They went on to say, "Then why didn't anyone ask you to repair the computer?" Kong Yiji immediately revealed the appearance of Tang uneasy, a full face of gray, said something. This time, all floppy disks are frozen in the refrigerator and can be used as hard disks, but some people don't understand. At this time, everyone laughed, and the air inside and outside the store was filled with joy. At this moment, I can echo the laughter. The boss never blames me. When he sees Kong Yiji, he often asks this question, which makes people laugh. Kong Yiji knew he couldn't talk to them, so he had to talk to the children.

Once he said to me, "Have you ever played CS?" I nodded briefly.

He said, "Yes, I'll give you a test. Can I blow your head off? "

I think, do beggars deserve to test me? I turned my back and ignored it.

Kong Yiji waited for a long time and said earnestly, "No? ..... I'll teach you, remember, remember this trick. It will be useful to participate in WCG in the future. "

I thought I was still far from the qualification to participate in WCG, so I lazily answered him: "Who asked you to teach me to shoot at each other's heads?"

Kong Yiji was so happy that he nodded and said, "Yes, yes! ..... there are four ways to blow your head off, you know? "

The more impatient I became, I walked away with my mouth pursed. Kong Yiji saw that I was not enthusiastic and sighed again, looking very sorry.

Several times the neighbor's children came to play CS, and Kong Yiji fought with them. As a result, Kong Yiji used all his weapons to defeat them. When the child lost, he stayed and said, "Kong Yiji, aren't you a master of CS?" How to play with our stinking hands and use so many bullets. "

Kong Yiji panicked and said, "Not much. I don't use it much. I only used 1000 bullets. So much? " ? Not much, not much, how much? Not much. "

So the children got separated in laughter.

Kong Yiji is so cheerful, but without him, our Internet cafe will still be open as usual. About two or three days before the Mid-Autumn Festival, the boss was slowly checking out, and suddenly said, "Kong Yiji hasn't come for a long time, and he still owes nineteen dollars!" I also think he hasn't come for a long time.

An Internet surfer said, "How did he get here? ..... he broke his leg. "

The boss said, "Oh!"

"He is still stealing. This time I lost my mind and stole to boss Ding's house. Did you steal anything from his house? "

"What happened later?"

"how about it? First I wrote a check, and then I hit him. I hit him in the middle of the night and broke his leg. The person who hit him is tired. "

"What happened later?"

"Then his leg was broken."

"What if my leg is broken?"

"Why? ..... who knows? Maybe it's dead, maybe a brand-new vegetable was born. "

The boss stopped asking, still playing with his minesweeper. After the Mid-Autumn Festival, the autumn wind is getting colder every day. Looking at the early winter, I had to put on a down jacket because of the overall heating.

One afternoon, there were few customers. I was sitting with my eyes closed when I heard a voice: "Play for an hour."

Although the voice is low, it is familiar. No one was there when I watched it. Standing up and looking out, Kong Yiji sat on the threshold under the counter. His face is black and thin, and his figure is out of shape. He saw me and said, "Play for an hour."

The boss also poked his head out and said, "Kong Yiji? You still owe 19 yuan! "

Kong Yiji replied on his back in great dismay, "This ... can be returned next time. This time it is cash, the machine is better, and it needs a liquid crystal display to protect our vision and there is no radiation. "

As usual, the boss smiled and said to him, "Kong Yiji, you stole again!"

But this time, he didn't argue too much, just said, "Stop joking!" "

"Make fun of? How can you break your leg if you don't steal it? "

Kong Yiji whispered: "It was radiated by the computer ..."

His eyes, like pleading with the boss, don't mention it again. At this time, several people have gathered and laughed with the boss. I gave him the internet card. He took four coins out of his tattered pocket and put them in my hand. He saw that his hands were covered with mud and a lump of shit stuck to the palm of his right hand. It turned out that he came with this hand.

An hour later, he stepped back from the machine and walked slowly with this hand in the laughter of others. I haven't seen Kong Yiji for a long time since then.

At the end of the year, the boss took off the chalk board and said, "Kong Yiji still owes nineteen dollars!" " "

On the Dragon Boat Festival the following year, he said, "Kong Yiji still owes nineteen dollars!"

But I didn't say anything until the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I didn't see him at the end of the year.

I haven't seen it yet-maybe Kong Yiji has really become a brand-new vegetable.

Third,

Kong Yiji hands on the ground, struggling forward, two eyes give confused eyes.

In an alley, he shouted helplessly, "Oh, my God! Why are you so unfair to me? " "God treats you unfairly?" A very familiar voice appeared behind Kong Yiji. Kong Yiji looked back, and the man in front of him made him feel extremely surprised and frightened. This man is the old man who broke his leg in the Ding family. The heartless old man said to Kong Yiji, "As a scholar, you are lazy by nature and steal all day. Can it succeed? " ? You useless thing, just wait to die! "

The heartless old man dropped this sentence and turned to leave. An old purse fell out of the old man's pocket. The old man didn't seem to notice and went straight away. Kong Yiji hesitated. Could this be a trap? When the old man walked away, he dared to look at his wallet. It was not until the figure of the old man disappeared into the alley that Kong Yiji picked up the worn-out wallet with trembling hands like dead branches.

Kong Yiji climbed to the pub on his hands and was lost. But the old man's words stimulated Kong Yiji. Am I so useless? How long has the grief finally erupted in Kong Yiji's heart. Yes, I can't live aimlessly anymore. I have to do something.

The weather is getting colder and colder, and the number of pedestrians on the road is gradually decreasing. On this deserted street, there is also a booth with five big characters written on the signboard: "Write for others". The vendor is Kong Yiji.

After a week or so, this booth is still like a street, so deserted. Kong Yiji was wrapped in that thin rag shirt, and the wind was cold. Kong Yiji already had the idea of giving up, but the old man's words kept ringing in Kong Yiji's ears, and he persisted.