1. Give me some short stories in classical Chinese
Ouyang Xiu studied hard
Original text
Ouyang Gong was orphaned at the age of four and his family was poor. No capital. The lady painted the ground with grass and taught calligraphy. Recite more ancient passages. It was a little longer, and there was no book to read at home, so the scholars in Luli borrowed it to read it, or copied it. So much so that he forgets to sleep and eat day and night, only reading is his main task. He has written poems and texts since he was a child, and he has written like an adult.
Translation
Mr. Ouyang Xiu’s father passed away when he was four years old. His family was poor and had no money for him to study. The wife used reed stalks to draw pictures on the sand and taught him to write. He also taught him to recite many passages from ancient times. When he got older and there were no books to read at home, he would go to nearby scholars' homes to borrow books and read them, and sometimes copy them. In this way, I worked day and night, forgetting to eat and sleep, just studying. From his childhood poems and poems, his writing has reached an adult level, which is so high.
Guan Ning cut the mat
Guan Ning and Hua Xin were hoeing vegetables in the garden, and there was a piece of gold on the ground. Different, Hua catches it and throws it away. We were also reading at the same table, and someone passed by with a crown on his head. He would rather read as usual and waste the books to read. He would rather cut up the table and sit separately, saying: "You are not my friend!" - "Shishuo Xinyu"
Translation: Guan Ning and Hua Xin were digging and hoeing vegetables in the garden together. Suddenly, the two saw a piece of gold on the ground. Guan Ning wields his hoe and treats gold and rubble no differently. Hua Xin picked up the gold, looked at it, and then threw it away.
Another time, Guan Ning and Hua Xin were sitting on a mat reading. Someone in a royal carriage and wearing a royal robe passed by. Guan Ning continued to study, while Hua Xin threw down the book and ran out to watch. Guan Ning cut the mat and sat separately from Hua Xin, saying, "You are not my friend."
Ying Shuyan said. There was a person from Ying who left a letter to the Prime Minister of Yan. He wrote it at night, but the fire was not clear. He said to the person holding the candle: "Lift the candle!" and mistakenly wrote "Lift the candle." Holding a candle is not the meaning of calligraphy. The Prime Minister of Yan received the book and said it, saying: "Those who hold candles are wise, and those who are wise should be promoted and appointed." The Prime Minister of Yan Baiwang, the king was very happy, and the country was governed. The rule is the rule, it is not the meaning of the book! Many scholars today are like this. Translation: In ancient times, a man wrote a letter from the capital of Ying in the state of Chu to the prime minister of the state of Yan. This letter was written in the evening. When he was writing the letter, the candle light was not very bright, so the man said to the servant holding the candle: "Hold the candle." (Hold the candle higher) However, because he was concentrating on writing the letter, he said, "Hold the candle." I also casually wrote the words "hold a candle" into the letter. After receiving the letter, Prime Minister Yan saw the word "lifting the candle" in the letter. He thought about it for a long time and thought smartly that the word "lifting the candle" was great. To hold up a candle is to advocate a bright and honest policy; to advocate a bright policy, one must recommend talents to take on important responsibilities. Prime Minister Yan told King Yan about this letter and his understanding. King Yan was also very happy and selected talented people to govern the country according to Prime Minister Yan's understanding of "raising a candle". The state of Yan was governed really well. The country is well governed, but that is not what the people of Ying meant when they wrote the letter. Most of today's scholars are like this (quoting out of context, making complete assumptions). Holding a pole and entering the city. There are people in Lu who hold a long pole and enter the city gate. If they hold it upright at first, they cannot enter. If they hold it horizontally, they cannot enter. There is no way out. An old man came and said, "I am not a saint, but I have seen many things. Why not cut them in with a saw?" So he cut them off. There was a man in the state of Lu who entered the city gate with a long pole. At first, he held it upright and could not enter the city gate. When he held it sideways, he could not enter the city gate. He really couldn't think of a way to do it. After a while, an old man came here and said: "I am not a sage, but I have seen a lot of things. Why don't I cut the long pole with a saw and enter the city gate?" The man from Lu followed the old man's method. The long pole was cut off. People in Zheng buy shoes. People in Zheng who have shoes and place them, first measure them by themselves and then put them on a seat. When they arrive at the market, they forget to take care of the shoes. When they have already obtained the shoes, they say: "I forgot to keep the measures." Instead, they return to take them. When he rebelled, he was dismissed from the market and could not carry out his duties. People said: "Why not give it a try?" He said: "It is better to have faith than to have confidence." The people of Zheng were buying shoes. A man in the state of Zheng wanted to buy a pair of shoes. He first measured his feet, and then measured them. The size depends on the seat.
He went to the market in a hurry and forgot to bring the size. He had already received the shoes, but said, "I forgot to bring the size." He went home to get them. When he came back, the market had closed and he finally didn't buy any shoes. Someone asked him: "Why don't you try the size of the shoes on your own feet?" He replied: "I would rather believe in the size than my own feet!" Contradictory Chu people have people who sell shields and spears , praised it and said: "My shield is so strong that nothing can trap it." He also praised his spear and said: "My spear is so sharp that it can trap everything." Or said: "With my spear, I can trap my shield." , What's the matter?" He couldn't respond. A shield that cannot be trapped and a spear that cannot be trapped cannot exist in the same world. Contradiction There was a man in the state of Chu who sold both shields and spears. (He) praised himself (his shield) and said: "My shield is so strong that nothing can pierce it." (He) also praised his spear and said: "My spear is so sharp that nothing can pierce it." It cannot be pierced." Someone said, "What will happen if you use your spear to pierce your shield?" The seller could not respond. It is impossible for a shield that cannot be pierced to exist at the same time without a spear that cannot be pierced. 2. A short diary in classical Chinese of about 200 words
In the year of Wuwu, during the Mid-Autumn Festival, the sky is clear and the air is clear. I made an appointment with my classmates and sisters to go hand in hand (the book says "Liao Xing", it must be a mistake in printing the book, I am corrected without permission, I don't know what is right?), walking in the atrium of the moon, and then they wandered outside the door together. When a neighbor worships the moon, he puts melons and fruits in the courtyard, lights candles and incense and pays homage. All his classmates laugh at him. If a husband admires the moon and has a bright ear, what meaning does he get from worshiping it? It can only be seen that it is not immune to vulgar ears. The moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival is the roundest and brightest in the whole year, so you should not let it down and just take it lightly. Today, I don’t know how to step slowly to appreciate this bright toad light. I am begging for help and practicing unnecessary superstition. I cherish this good night and beautiful scenery. I will write this down when I return to my room, so that everyone can enjoy the trip with me.
For reference only, please do not plagiarize. 3. Short Stories in Classical Chinese
(1) Wen Zhengming’s Calligraphy "Shu Lin Chronicles" The original text of "The Thousand Character Essay" was written by Wen Zhengming at the time. Ten copies were published every day, and the book developed rapidly.
I have been reading books all my life, and I have never been content with answering people's simple letters. The translator Wen Zhengming supervised the writing of "Wenwen", and he wrote ten copies a day as a standard, and his calligraphy improved rapidly.
He has never been careless about writing in his life. Sometimes when someone replies to a letter and it's a little bit incomplete, I must rewrite it over and over again without fear of trouble.
Therefore, his calligraphy becomes more exquisite and beautiful as he gets older. (2) Xue Tan Xueyue. The original text is that Xue Tan Xueyue admired Qin Qing. He thought that he had exhausted the skills of Qin Qing, so he resigned and returned home.
Qin Qingfu stopped, walking on the suburban thoroughfare, singing sad songs at festivals, the sound vibrated the trees, and the sound stopped the moving clouds. Xue Tan wanted to rebel, but he never dared to return.
Translation: Xue Tan learned singing from Qin Qing. Before he finished learning Qin Qing's skills, he thought he had learned all he could, so he left and went home. Qin Qing did not dissuade him and bid him farewell on the road outside the city. Qin Qing beat the beat and sang a sad song.
The singing vibrated the trees, and the sound stopped the moving clouds. Xue Tan then apologized to Qin Qing and asked to come back to continue studying.
From then on, he never dared to say that he wanted to go home again. (3) Fan Zhongyan aspired to the world. Original text: Fan Zhongyan was orphaned at the age of two, and his family was poor and helpless.
He rarely has great ambitions. He always takes the world as his own responsibility and studies hard. Or he is lazy at night and often eats rice with water. He eats porridge while reading without food. ‖Since he was an official, he always spoke generously about world affairs without caring about his own life.
He was even slandered and demoted, and was relegated to Dengzhou by participating in political affairs. ‖Zhong Yan worked hard and worked hard, but his diet was not heavy on meat. His wife only had enough food and clothing.
I often recite to myself: "A scholar should worry about the world's worries first, and rejoice after the world's happiness." Translation: Fan Zhongyan lost his father when he was two years old, and his family was poor and helpless.
He had great ambitions when he was young and often washed his head and face with cold water. I often couldn't even eat, so I ate porridge and kept studying.
After becoming an official, he often talked about world affairs, regardless of his own safety.
So much so that some people were demoted for speaking ill of him, and were demoted from being the governor of Dengzhou to being the governor of Dengzhou.
Fan Zhongyan trained himself hard and did not eat much meat. He only provided food and clothing for his wife and children by himself. He often recited two sentences from his works: "A scholar should worry before the world is worried, and be happy after the world is happy."
(4) Sima Guang's "Records of the Words and Deeds of Famous Officials of the Three Dynasties" by Sima Guang 》Original text When Sima Wen Gong was young, he was not as good as others when he asked about his troubles. He lived in groups and taught. After all the brothers had finished reciting, they stopped wandering around. When he was alone, he could not recite it twice, and then he stopped. The person who exerts more force will achieve farther, and what he recites carefully will be remembered throughout his life.
Duke Wen once said: "You can't fail to recite the book. You can gain a lot by chanting the text and thinking about its meaning while riding a horse or staying awake at night." Poems and books are not as good as others in their ability to prepare responses.
Everyone studied and discussed together. The other brothers had already learned how to recite and went to play and rest. (Sima Guangque) studied hard alone, as focused and hard as Dong Zhongshu and Confucius when they were studying, until they were proficient. Until he recites it carefully, (because) he has more energy in reading now, the harvest will be long-term, and the books he has read and recited intensively will be remembered for the rest of his life. Sima Guang once said: "You can't read without memorizing. When you are riding a horse or walking, or when you can't sleep in the middle of the night, you can recite the article you have read and think about its meaning. You will gain a lot!" (5) Ouyang Xiu studied hard " "Ouyang Gong's Deeds" Original text Ouyang Gong was orphaned at the age of four, and his family was poor and had no resources.
The lady painted the ground with grass and taught calligraphy. Recite more ancient passages.
It was a little long, and there was no book to read at home, so I borrowed it from the scholar's family in Lu and read it, or copied it, so that I forgot to sleep and eat day and night, only reading was my business. He has written poems and texts since he was a child, and he has written like an adult.
Translation Mr. Ouyang Xiu's father died when he was four years old. His family was poor and had no money for him to study. The wife used reed stalks to draw pictures on the sand and taught him to write.
He also taught him to recite many passages from ancient times. When he got older and there were no books to read at home, he would go to nearby scholars' homes to borrow books and read them, and sometimes copy them.
In this way, I worked day and night, forgetting food and sleep, just studying. From his childhood poems and poems, his writing has reached an adult level, which is so high.
(6) Zhang Wugao diligently studied "Helin Jade Dew" The original text Zhang Wugao was relegated to Hengpu and lived in Baojie Temple in the west of the city. His dormitory has a short window, and he holds a book under the window every day and reads in full view.
Fourteen years like this. Returning from the north, the traces of the double folds on the stone under the window are still visible.
Translation Zhang Jiucheng was demoted to Hengpu and lived in Jiesi Temple in the west of the city. The room he lived in had a short window. Every day at dawn, he would always stand under the window with a book and read in the faint morning light.
This has been going on for fourteen years. When he returned to the north, the traces of his feet were still faintly visible on the stone under the window.
(7) Wang Mian's night reading "Collected Works of Scholars of the Song Dynasty" at the Monastery. The original text is Wang Mianzhe, a native of Zhuji. When he was seven or eight years old, his father ordered him to herd cattle on the mountain, sneak into the school building, and listen to the students reciting books. After listening, he memorized them silently.
Returning home in the evening, he forgot his cow, and his father angrily beat him up. It's back to its original state.
My mother said, "My son is so crazy, why won't he listen to what he does?" Mian Yin left and lived in a monk's temple. At night, I went out and sat on the Buddha's lap, held the plan and read it under the light of a long bright lamp, and it was so loud that the whole day was over.
There are many earthen idols in the Buddha statues, they are ferocious and terrifying, and they are as calm as if they don't know how to look at children. Translation Wang Mian is from Zhuji County.
When he was seven or eight years old, his father asked him to herd cattle on the field. He secretly ran into the school to listen to the students reading. After listening to it, I always remember it silently.
When he returned home in the evening, he forgot all about the cattle grazing. Wang Mian's father was furious and beat Wang Mian.
Afterwards, he was still like this. His mother said: "This child wants to study so much, why not let him do it?" Wang Mian therefore left home and stayed in a temple.
As soon as night came, he walked out quietly, sat on the lap of the Buddha statue, held a book in his hand and read under the light of the lantern in front of the Buddha statue. The sound of the book continued until dawn.
Most of the Buddha statues are made of clay, and their faces are ferocious and scary.
Although Wang Mian was a child, his expression was calm, as if he had not seen anything. (8) Preface to Ma Sheng in Dongyang (Excerpt) Song Lian Original text When I was young, I was addicted to learning, and my family was poor, so I had no way to write a book and make insights. Every time I borrowed it from a book collector, I wrote it down by hand and counted the days to return it.
It is very cold, the inkstone is hard, and the fingers cannot be flexed or stretched, so do not be lazy. After recording, I went to see him off, not daring to exceed the appointment.
Therefore, many people spend their spare time reading books, and I have to read all the books. Not only do I admire the way of saints and sages, but I also worry that there are no great teachers, famous people and tourists, so I try to follow them hundreds of miles away. 4. An interesting Chinese story of 200 words
Lantern riddles stumped the emperor and his ministers
One year before the Lantern Festival, Emperor Qianlong asked each minister to paste a lantern and write riddles on it. Couplets or poems are sent to the palace for everyone to enjoy and celebrate the Lantern Festival.
On the day of the Lantern Festival, all kinds of lanterns were hung all over the Imperial Garden. Qianlong and the civil and military officials walked around in the imperial garden, as if they were wandering in a sea of ??lanterns. Every time they came to a lamp, they would read poems, guess riddles, or couplets, and burst into hearty laughter from time to time.
The ministers of civil and military affairs accompanied Emperor Qianlong like stars holding the moon in front of the lantern presented by Ji Xiaolan, and saw a lantern riddle couplet hanging on it, which read:
Black is not , not white, not even red and yellow; just like foxes, wolves, cats and dogs, neither domestic animals nor wild beasts.
There are also poems, lyrics, and the Analects of Confucius. It is vague about east, west, south, and north. Although it is a short article, it is also a wonderful article.
Manchao Wenwu looked at this lantern riddle couplet, and immediately stopped smiling and frowned. They were all stumped.
Emperor Qianlong, who loved both couplets and riddles, was at a loss at this time. The monarch and his ministers racked their brains and racked their brains together, but they still couldn't figure it out after guessing. In the end, Ji Xiaolan had to let Ji Xiaolan figure out the answer on his own.
It turns out that the puzzle couplet consists of two words, the first couplet is "guess" and the second couplet is "riddle". 5. Twenty simple short stories in classical Chinese
Self-contradictory
There was a man in Chu who sold shields and spears. He praised them and said: "My shield is so strong that nothing can trap it." Ye." He also praised his spear and said: "My spear is so powerful that it can trap everything." Or, "How can I trap my spear with my shield?" He can't respond. A shield that cannot be broken and a spear that cannot be broken cannot exist in the same world.
Carving a boat in search of a sword
There was a Chu man who was crossing a river, and his sword fell from the boat into the water. He quickly signed a contract with his boat and said, "This is where my sword fell from." The boat stopped, and the person who signed the contract entered the water to find it. The boat has moved, but the sword cannot. If you are looking for a sword like this, you are confused!
Mr. Ye loves dragons
Mr. Ye loves dragons, and all the carvings in his room look like dragons. So Tianlong heard about it and came down, peered into the window and trailed behind the hall. When Ye Gong saw it, he abandoned it and ran away, losing his soul and leaving the five gods without a master. Ye Gong is not a dragon, he is like a dragon but not a dragon.
People in Zheng buy shoes
People in Zheng who have shoes and put them aside first put them on themselves and then sit on them. When they get to the market and forget to take care of them, when they have got the shoes, they say: "I forgot to hold on to it." Instead, I returned to get it. When he rebelled, he was dismissed from the market and could not carry out his duties.
People said: "Why not give it a try?" He said: "It is better to have faith than to be confident."
Waiting for rabbits
People in the Song Dynasty had cultivators . There is a plant in the field. The rabbit walked and hit the plant, broke its neck and died. Because he released his weeds and guarded the plant, he hoped to get the rabbit again. The rabbit cannot be obtained, but as a Song Dynasty, he laughs. 6. Extracurricular classical Chinese stories
Extracurricular classical Chinese stories 15. The snipe and the clam quarreled, Zhao Qie attacked Yan.
Su Dai said to King Hui of Yan: "Now I have come to Yishui. The clams came out and the snipe pecked at their flesh. The clams closed and pecked them. The snipe said: 'It won't rain today. Tomorrow it will rain." If it doesn't rain, there will be dead clams.
'The clams also call the snipe: 'If it doesn't come out today, and if it doesn't come out tomorrow, there will be dead snipe'.
Now Zhao is attacking Yan, and Yan and Zhao have been supporting each other for a long time, and they are harming the people. I am afraid that Qin will become a fisherman. So I hope the king will know how to do it!" King Hui said: "Good. ”
It stops.
16. When Confucius passed by the side of Mount Tai, there was a woman crying in mourning at the tomb.
Listen to it like a master. The emissary Zilu asked, "When you cry, it seems that you are worried."
And he said, "Yes. In the past, my uncle died of a tiger, and my husband died again. Now my son He died again."
The master said: "Why don't you go? Xue Tan learned highly of Qin Qing, but before he could master Qin Qing's skills, he said that he had exhausted them, so he resigned and returned home.
Qin Qingfu stopped, walking on the suburban thoroughfare, singing sad songs at festivals, the sound vibrated the trees, and the sound stopped the moving clouds. Xue Tan thanked him for his rebellion and dared not return home for the rest of his life. 18. Ouyang Xiu, a layman in Liuyi, was first banished to Chushan and called himself a drunkard.
Now that he is old, frail and sick, he will retire on Yingshui River, so he will be renamed Liuyi layman. A guest asked: "What is the Sixth Day?" The layman said: "My family has a collection of ten thousand volumes of books, a collection of one thousand volumes of inscriptions and inscriptions from three generations. There is a harp, a chess game, and a pot of wine. "
The guest said: "It's the fifth day of the year, what can I do?" The layman said: "I am a man who lives among these five things, isn't it the sixth day of the year?" The guest laughed. He said: "Does your son want to escape his name? He changed his name many times..." The layman said: "I cannot escape because of my famous name, but I also know that my husband does not have to escape. I gave this name to express my happiness. "
19. There was a person in the Song Dynasty who pinched the seedlings when they were not growing, and said to him: "I am sick today! I will help the seedlings grow!" If you look at it, you will see that the seedlings are withered. There are very few people in the world who do not help the seedlings grow. Those who think it is useless and abandon it are those who do not cultivate the seedlings; those who help the elders are those who pull out the seedlings.
It is not only useless, but also harmful. 20. Dongpo's poems and essays Dongpo's poems and essays are often recited by people after they are written.
Every time the article comes, Ouyang Gong is happy all day long, and this is the case before and after. One day when I was talking to Pei Wenwen and Po, the public sighed and said: "You remember what I said, thirty years later, no one in the world will talk about me!" During the period of Chongning and Daguan, overseas poetry was popular, and there was no longer any Ou Gong in the future. who.
At that time, although the imperial court tried to ban it, the reward increased to 800,000 yuan. The stricter the ban, the more people spread it, and they often praised it. Scholars and officials could not recite Poems, so they felt that their Qi was weak, and others might say that they had no rhyme.
21. Bingyuan Shaogu. When Bingyuan Shaogu was several years old, he passed the bookstore and cried. The teacher said: "Why do you cry, boy?" The original saying is: "A lonely person is easy to be hurt, and a poor person is easy to be affected.
Those who write books, as long as they are scholars, they have relatives. One is to envy him that he is not alone, and the other is I am envious of him for learning, and I feel sad."
The teacher said sadly: "I want to write a book!" The original saying is: "I have no money." The teacher said: "The boy is ambitious. Just teach me, don't ask for help."
So he wrote. During the winter, I recited "The Classic of Filial Piety" and "The Analects of Confucius".
22. Crowding for a chicken every day. If someone is chasing his neighbor's chicken every day, he might tell him, "This is not a gentleman's way." Then it's over."
23. The old horse knew the way. Guan Zhong and Xi Peng followed Yu Huan Gong and cut down the lonely bamboo. Spring turned to winter, and they lost their way. Guan Zhong said: "The wisdom of the old horse can be used."
"If you let the old horse go and follow it, you will gain the Tao." There was no water in the mountains. Xi Peng said: "Ants live in the sun of the mountains in winter and in the shade of mountains in summer. There is water within an inch of ant soil."
"They dug it and found water." With Guan Zhong's sage and Xi Peng's wisdom, it is not difficult to learn from an old horse or an old ant until they don't know what they know. But today's people don't know how to learn the wisdom of a saint with their foolish mind. Isn't it too much? 24. Those who have Xiang Ji are also the people who are under the prime minister.
When I first started, I was twenty-four years old. His father is Xiang Liang.
The father of Liang was the Chu general Xiang Yan who was killed by the Qin general Wang Jian. The Xiang family was also a Chu general for generations, and he was given the surname Xiang. When Xiang Ji was young, he learned to read but failed. Then he went to study swordsmanship and failed.
Xiang Liang was angry. Ji said: "Books are enough to remember names and surnames.
Swordsmanship can be defeated by one person, but it is not enough to learn. Learn from ten thousand enemies.
"So Xiang Liang taught Ji the art of war. Ji was overjoyed and knew a little bit about it. What he means is that he refuses to learn. 25. The man of Lu is good at weaving silk. The man of Lu is good at weaving silk, and his wife is good at weaving silk. She wants to move to Yue.
Or it can be said: "The son must be poor!" The people of Lu said: "Why?" They said: "The crotch is for walking, and the more people walk on it; the silk is for the crown, And the people of Yue were sent away. With his talents, he traveled to unused countries, how could he get it? " 26. Fan Zhongyan stopped the banquet and Fan Wenzhenggong stayed in Pizhou. During his free time, he led his staff to the building to buy wine. , before raising the wine cup, I saw several people working on funeral arrangements.
The public urgently (jí) ordered to inquire about it. He was a layman who died in Ping. He was about to be buried in the suburbs. The coffin and coffin were not found. The Duke was surprised, so he held a banquet and gave him a generous reward to complete his work.
Some of the guests sighed and cried. 27. Ju Bo Xun saw his friend's illness from afar and saw that his friend was ill.
A friend said to Ju Bo: "I am dead now, I'll go quickly!" Ju Bo said: "We came to see each other from afar, and my son ordered me to go and defeat justice in order to survive. Isn't this what Ju Bo did?" When the thieves arrived, they called Ju Bo and said, "The army has arrived, and the entire county is empty. Who are you, a man, who dares to stand alone?" Ju Bo said, "My friend is sick and I can't bear to entrust him to him. I would rather sacrifice my life for him." The thief said to him, "I am a person without righteousness, but I have entered a country with righteousness." "
Then the army returned and the whole county was captured. 28. Yang Zi's neighbor lost his sheep on the wrong road. He led his party and asked Yang Zi's Shu (vertical: boy servant) to chase him.
Yang Zi said: "Hee! If a sheep dies, how can the multitude pursue it? The neighbor said: "There are many different roads." After he responded, he asked, "Did you get a sheep?" Said: "Death." "
Said: "To ridicule him? He said: "There are also differences among the different roads. I don't know where they are, so I'm going the other way." ” 29. The food that came was a great famine.
Qian Ao prepared food on the road, waiting for the hungry to eat. There were hungry people with their sleeves (mèi) and their clothes (jù), and they came in haste.
Qian Ao held food on his left and a drink on his right, saying: "Hey, come and eat!" He raised his eyes and looked at it, saying: "I only don't eat the food that comes with a sigh, so that's what happened!" "...and finally died without eating. 30. Wang Bo's Story: On September 9th, the governor held a banquet in Prince Teng's Pavilion. He ordered his son-in-law to write a preface to praise the guests. Because he sent out paper and pen to invite the guests, no one dared to accept it. Even if he came to Bo, he would not say goodbye.
The governor was angry, got up to change his clothes, and sent his officials to report again and again. His words became more and more strange, and he said calmly: "You are a genius! "Please write it down and have a great time.
Bo is a literary person. He doesn't think hard at first, so he grinds a few liters of ink first, and then drinks heartily. 7. A short Chinese story of 200 words
Make people laugh Still
- A witty cross talk riddle
Mr. Ma Sanli has passed away. When we miss the beautiful memories he left for people, we can never forget to use his own special way. To commemorate him.
Hebei mysterist Hu Jinbiao once compiled a "crosstalk puzzle" from Mr. Ma Sanli's crosstalk excerpt "Looking for Candy Bars". You might as well listen to it:
This was once a story told by Mr. Ma Sanli -
In the cinema, the movie started, and the theater was dark. An old man bent down and touched the bottom of his feet. The neighbor asked him what he was touching. He said, “Look for candy bars. "Everyone impatiently advised him not to look for it. Even if he found something too dirty, he couldn't eat it.
"No! My teeth are on top. The old man shouted anxiously: "Whose foot is stuck with my tooth?" "
It can be said that the old man shouted "Whose foot is stuck with my tooth? "Guess a four-character idiom.
The answer to the riddle is really ridiculous, it is "what a big deal." Interesting, right?
The revelation of a broken bucket
A farmer had two buckets. He used a pole to carry the two buckets to the river every day to fetch water.
One of the two buckets had a crack, so he only had one when he got home. The bucket always leaked until only half a bucket of water was left, while the other bucket was always full. In this way, day after day for two years, the farmer could only carry home one and a half buckets from the river. Water.
The intact bucket is proud of its perfection, while the cracked bucket is naturally ashamed of its flaws and inability to do its job.
After two years of failure, one day by the river, the cracked bucket finally plucked up the courage to speak to its owner: "I feel very ashamed because there is a crack on my side and water is leaking along the way. I can only carry half of the bucket of water home." "
The farmer answered it and said: "Have you noticed that there are flowers on your side of the road, but no flowers on the other side? I have known you from the beginning. There was a leak, so I sprinkled flower seeds on your side of the road. On our way home every day, you watered them. For two years, I often picked flowers from this side of the road to decorate mine. Dining table. If it weren't for your so-called flaws, how could I have beautiful flowers to decorate my home?"
Each of us is like a cracked barrel, each with one or another. deficiencies and shortcomings. If we have a tolerant heart, know how to discover each other's strengths, and be able to use our strengths and avoid weaknesses, our lives will definitely become more relaxed, happy and colorful.