However, the wizard cheated twice in the science exam. Let's talk about how two brothers cheated in Sichuan Province. After the provincial examination, Su Shi and Su Zhe were arranged in two opposite seats. Su Shi was dumbfounded when he answered the question. I can't remember which book the exam questions came from at all. At that time, if you didn't know the origin of the exam questions, you wouldn't want to write a word, unlike the current multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions. Su Zhe, opposite Zhizi, saw his brother scratching his head and wanted to give him a hand, but the invigilator's eyes were bigger than an ox, so it was not easy to cheat! It's Sue's brothers. My brother frowned and went his own way. I didn't hesitate to see Su Zhe holding a pen tube and blowing it gently like a pen. Su Shi was so clever that he was overjoyed at first sight, so he studied hard, handed in his papers immediately and got high marks. Can you guess how this shortcoming is realized? It turned out that Su Zhe was blowing a pen container to tell his younger brother that the examination questions came from the annotation of "Pipe", and the pen container was just a "pipe"!
Jia _ six years, Su Shi's brothers, who are already small officials, have taken the examination of the department system again. This time, it is his turn to help his brother. One of the exam questions is "On Courtesy, Righteousness and Faith Enough to Become Virtue", and Su Zhe can't figure out the source. Brother turned his head, Su Shi pretended to be angry, asked the invigilator for an inkstone, patted the table and whispered, "Little man! Little people! " On hearing this, Su Zhe immediately understood that this question came from the annotation of "Fan Chi Xue Jia" in The Analects of Confucius. This is a sentence that Confucius scolded Fan Chi: "The villain is also Xu Fan!" As a result, the brothers went to high school again.
Look at the genius Su Shi brothers, even cheating is so clever, can you not be jealous?
Here are some anecdotes about the Su Shi brothers:
1. Channelized children's education: Su Shi and Su Zhe studied in Tianqing Temple in Meixian County, Sichuan Province when they were teenagers. Their first teacher was Taoist Zhang. At that time, Zhang enrolled hundreds of students. One of Su Shi's favorite students is Zhang, and the other is Chen Taichu, a famous Taoist who later entered the fairy sword. According to Dongpo's Zhi Lin, when Su Shi was relegated to Huangzhou, his old classmate Chen Taichu came to Yuxian, Hanzhong.
Because Su Shi was enlightened by Taoism since childhood, he had a special liking for Taoism all his life, and he often wore Taoist robes and visited Taoist priests. For example, The Crane Pavilion eulogizes Taoist Zhang Tianji, and The Post-Red Cliff Fu ends with Taoist dreaming. When he was demoted, he still wrote articles for many Taoist temples and churches. So there are many good-looking articles, such as Story of Miaotang, Story of Miaotang and Story of Zhuangzi Ancestral Temple. In the first chapter of Miao Tang Ji, he tells the story of dreaming of his teacher Zhang and being deeply taught by him, which shows the profound influence of Taoist thought on him.
At the beginning of A Brief History of Longchuan, Su Zhe said that he dreamed of reading for an hour and watching the sky to celebrate. In his dream, Su Zhe revealed a little-known phenomenon of retribution from heaven through the dialogue with the image of Laozi: people can live a long life without killing.
Second, enemies of Sioux City: In the first year of Yuan You, Sima Guang died, and the ministers held a ceremony to worship heaven in the Ming Hall of the imperial court, which failed to catch up with the wine offering. As soon as the ceremony was over, the ministers wanted to pay their respects, but Cheng Yi stopped them, saying that Confucius said, "If you cry every day, you will stop singing", that is, after attending the ceremony in Tang Ming, yo.
On a National Day, ministers went to Suoguo Temple to pray, and Cheng Yi asked to be a vegetarian. Su Shi asked, "Uncle Zheng, don't you dislike Buddhism? Why eat vegetarian food? " Cheng Yi said: "Etiquette: You can't drink alcohol or eat meat at the funeral; The day of death is a continuation of the funeral. " Su Shi sang the opposite: "Show your left arm to those who support the Liu family!" In May and June, it rained heavily in western Zhejiang and Taihu Lake flooded. Su Shi commanded Shuzhuo West Lake and built Su Causeway. Hangzhou people thanked him. During the Chinese New Year, everyone carries pigs and drinks to pay a New Year call to him. Su Shi instructed his family to dice the pork, make it red and crisp, and then give it to everyone. This is the origin of Dongpo meat. Also remember: Su Dongpo discussed the food times with the guest, and took a piece of paper to show the guest's cloud: "Steamed Tongzhou mutton, stuffed apricot cheese stalks, recommended steamed goose, Xing Wu paste Songjiang silver carp; After eating, you can taste the tea from Yulian Spring in Lushan Mountain. How to undress and lie on your back is enough for people to recite Teacher Dongpo's Old News of Qu Yan. "
Four, Leizhou West Lake: In the seventh year of Song Shaosheng, Su Shi was exiled from Huizhou to Danzhou. During the long journey through Leizhou, I was lucky enough to meet my brother Su Zhe who was demoted to Leizhou. He has mixed feelings of sadness and joy. One day, my brother took a boat tour in Luohu, and Su Shi was attracted by the beautiful scenery of Luohu. After swimming, he went to Tianning Temple by the lake to rest. Here and now, I wrote the word "Wanshan first". After writing, Su Shi still lingered and regarded Luohu in Leizhou as the West Lake in Hangzhou. Since then, Luohu in Leizhou has been called "Leizhou West Lake" by local people.