Are there any poems about hemorrhoids?

1. I still pity the suffering of Qin's hemorrhoids, but do not send Chu's mash to sink. ? "On the way from Guilin to Jiangling as an envoy, I sent a sentimental letter to the minister" by Li Shangyin of the Tang Dynasty

2. The tiger who spits on the pot can hold on to it as much as possible, and licks the hemorrhoids and breaks the branches without saying anything. ? "Reward for Attacking Beauty and Bitter Rain" by Lu Guimeng of Tang Dynasty

3. Fu Weng said that hemorrhoids are licked ten times, Cao Shang is superior to himself, and he is not a king. ? "Ode to a Leisurely Scholar" Song Dynasty ?Huang Tingjian

4. In severe cases, under hemorrhoids, take Nuhebo. ? "Xiong De came from the ancient British boatman Omi and made an uproar for this strange expedition." Song Dynasty? Ao Taosun

5. The ancients were in vain to cure Qin hemorrhoids, so they had to ride on the king's five carriages. ? "Man Cheng Er Jue" Song Dynasty ? Song Xiang

6. Bend your waist and face up again, lick the hemorrhoids and be granted the title of marquis. ? "Seventy-Five Weng Yin" Song Dynasty? Fang Hui

7. When you lick your hemorrhoids, you will urinate when you taste them, and you are not afraid of staining your lips. ? "Yuanci Mountain is a friend and beggar is a proverb" Song Dynasty ? Li Xin

8. After thousands of years of broken veins, no one can continue them, and they often lick their hemorrhoids and boast about getting a car. ? "Li Yangwu, Dong Jiao and Tong An are the editors of the composition" Song Dynasty ?Qiu Kui

9. Who said that licking hemorrhoids is not a long-term strategy, but it is the king's fifth ride. ? "Holiday" Song Dynasty ?Song Qi

10. Hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, what are the fruits? I would rather be tired than you are. ? "Gift to the Physician Chen Guoqi" Song Dynasty ? Yang Yanzheng

11. Nowadays, good luck has caused a hemorrhoid, and there is a big hemorrhoid in the middle of the world. ? "Gift to Rao Chunqing" Song Dynasty ? Yao Mian

12. He came with a car to lick hemorrhoids, and he was sleeping with a dragon when he was looking for beads. ? "Ci Yun Xie's maternal uncle is ill and cannot be reinstated to the post of Xia Yumian" Song Dynasty ? Huang Tingjian

13. Scholars have withered for a long time, and licking hemorrhoids is sweet but not vomiting. ? "Zhang Qiu" Song Dynasty Tang Geng

14. Wei Mengdeng was born with eight feathers, and he was willing to lick hemorrhoids and get thousands of cars. ? "Zhengji Rhyme of the Second Song Dynasty" Song Dynasty ?Guo Yin

15. You can wait for the pampering, but you will eventually be ashamed to ask for it.

?"Odd Hearts" Song Dynasty ?Liu Jun