The complete works of Wochun's cursing poems;
Wo Chun, I am so stupid.
Mume smells flowers, I have no culture,
I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,
If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.
Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.
The origin of the curse poem in Wochun;
Lin Yuxiang was relieved a lot. Boys nowadays have distorted Plato. Picking beautiful women is like eating. Bites can never be taken away. Yuxiang was honored to take the first bite.
Luo Tiancheng wants to compete with Yu Xiang to show the animal nature of human beings. LinYu asked Susan for her telephone number. Luo Tiancheng eats noodles and carries them in his heart. His outlook on life has not changed much, but his view of love is beyond recognition. He thinks beauty is better. Every time Luo Tiancheng recalls his vicissitudes, he will be surprised. It's like a person going out and coming back to find that the house has been changed. There must be that kind of surprise. Lin Yuxiang's house hasn't changed? The owner has changed. In the end, the fire of enthusiasm can't be suppressed and burns brightly, which can make Kuwait's oil fields worse than death.
Of course, those are just inner changes. Both of them are as calm as stagnant water outside. Suddenly Susan was surprised to find something and said hello. Wow, I found a poem on the table. ? Candy Luo's two heads are busy. LinYu Xiang's heart is swaying, and poetry is born with emotion. I saw someone engraved a poem on the table:
I am
Lie on the plum and smell the flowers.
Draw a picture by leaning on a branch.
Fish kisses Shi Shui.
Answer Chun Lv completely.
Lin Yuxiang shouted:? All right! Good poem! ? Make a comment: this poem doesn't pay attention to rhythm, and it wasn't written by Han Yu. This five-character quatrain must have been written by Liu Zongyuan when he opposed parallel prose. I read it in the history of China literature. In my memory, lying plum refers to a kind of plum blossom rich in the north, with long branches and seemingly lying; The master lay in his room, imagining himself in his heyday, and? Lying stone? It seems to be from some ancient book. Wan Li Ye Bei Bian? I think so, too. A place in Yunnan? Yes, it looks like a landscape. A pond near it is called Shi Shui, and all the fish are kissing Shi Shui. This passage is really attractive. What's in Liu Zongyuan's Eight Chapters of Yongzhou and Xiao Qiu Xi Xiao Shi Tang? Finally, the lying stone seems to answer that spring is coming. What a beautiful poem! Good mood! ?
Susan listened without blinking an eye and was full of praise: Wow, Lin Yuxiang, you are really amazing! ? /sjdq/
LinYu Xiang rambled about the title of the book and received unexpected results. His vanity was satisfied and he was ambitious. Unexpectedly, Luo Tiancheng said coldly. Try reading it again. ?
Lin Yuxiang read it three times again. Susan laughed and boasted that Luo Tiancheng was clever. Lin Yuxiang asked what happened. Susan laughed speechless, and Luo Tiancheng laughed together. Shen Xi didn't understand it at first, but he died laughing after reading the poem several times. Lin Yuxiang read the poem carefully and silently for several times, and suddenly his face turned red. It turns out that the homonym of this poem is:
I am
I have no culture.
I can only farm.
Want to ask who I am
A big donkey
Tibetan poem "You are a big stupid pig"
Li is a good girl,
It's a boudoir at night.
Smart and stupid people,
Stupid words mean everything.
Who is Zhu Mei's heart for?
The coast is green, (I am a donkey)
The shore seems to be green, (I am a donkey)
The coast is like a dark green. (I am a stupid donkey)
Catchwords and poems call names and are ugly.
As soon as you turn around and scare a row of teaching buildings,
When I turned around, the landslide collapsed.
You made three turns and Halley's comet hit the earth,
Yao Ming changed to table tennis when you made four turns.
★ the fourth category: the more poisonous the swearing, the better. Xiehouyu:
One ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs.
Look at clothes and behavior-dogs look at people
The prince issued a notice-all nonsense.
Camels give birth to donkeys-a strange species
Five hundred dollars is divided into two parts-two hundred and fifty dollars.
Farming does not produce seedlings-no good seeds
The stone is in the henhouse, asshole
Pretending, putting on airs, pigs and dogs are not as kind as bodhisattvas-heartless
Why are you lighting a lamp in the toilet-looking for shit (death)
Robbers draw images.-just like you.
Fall in the bamboo garden-it's time to stand (thousand) dead.
This monkey has loose bowels, which is bad for the intestines.
Horse racing on the wall-a beast that never looks back
Blind people play the piano-nonsense
Yan's grandfather-old ghost
Fan Jin is reunited-I'm so happy.
Writing poetry in the toilet-smelly scholar
The dog has a runny nose-it will be all right in three days.
Cook jiaozi-meat (light) eggs in a meat pot.
Dogs bite beggars-animals also cheat.
Dogs bite shadows-not people.
The dung beetle yawns-a smelly mouth
Dung beetles was lying on the tip of the whip-just walking around, not knowing that he was dying.
See bodhisattva shit-nonsense
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