A poem about cursing mistress 1. Sentence of scolding mistress
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The classic sentence of scolding mistress 1, get out of here as far as you can think. 2. Oh, you look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you? 3. I am a woman, too. I've never seen you so mean in my life. 4, since being a mistress must be shameless, if she is ugly, she is used to it. 5. Not tall, short, fat, thin, no three, no four, no face, no skin and no heart. 6. Waiting for my boy, my sister must appear in your household registration book. If she can't be your wife, she will be your stepmother. 7. It doesn't matter if you eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of rice. 8, long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls. The model is not limited. Details can be discussed. 9. Jiangshan is so charming and San Xiao is so coquettish. 10, something is wrong, find the reason from yourself. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated. 1 1. Don't think that you have a face of Xifeng, you are fooling around and being a servant of Santai Palace. 12, San Xiao, not so good. It's about the money. What are you doing? 13, a hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a piece of shit in TV series. 14, whatever I can't let go must be because I can't have it. 15, by the way, a warning: it will be more beautiful to change clothes into Chinese bras and open your pants. 16, bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive. 17, if you don't bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world. God declared you invincible. 18, Xiao San, do you deserve true love? Today you will be this man's mistress, and tomorrow you will sleep with someone else. 19, you bitch, but you have to pretend to be innocent and think you have feelings, bah, disgusting. 20. If you have money, you will lose your home; if you have no money, you will worship God. 2 1, since being a mistress must be shameless, ugliness is used to it. 22. Look at your coquettish energy. You were born to be a mistress. Are you so worthy of your country? 23, wait for my boy, my sister must appear in your household registration book,
2. Ask for a poem that satirizes the small three and the small four, and the limerick is the best.
Love songs of Pan Langgui, a village woman in Gaoliang.
Watching Mandy day and night, the fruit on the tall tree is ripe.
Some people climb trees to pick them, and my husband goes out and falls into the mud.
Looking forward to Mandy's return day and night, the paddy fields are ripe.
I have a husband to cut it for me, and my husband goes out to do it himself.
Looking forward to Mandy's return day and night, he cut the grain and went to plow the field.
People have husbands to drive cattle, and my family only has a hoe.
Watching Mandy day and night, crowing at three o'clock in the evening.
People come and go in pairs. Who should I talk to?
Find a husband in a hundred miles to the skylight, and then to Xuwen and Haikang.
Walking through the flower street and Liuxiang, who knows that my husband is in the bitch's bed.
Twenty-eight women dressed very skillfully, and the bridal chamber changed grooms every night.
A pair of jade arm pillows for thousands of people and a little lip for thousands of people to taste.
Pretend to be charming, pretend to be false.
Welcome to know how much, I used to cry two lines.
I hated it before my death and advised Lang to quit prostitution and go home.
I feel that Yangzhou dream should wake up, and I have infinite affection for my wife.
3. Deal with the vicious trick of scolding Xiaosan in the classic sentence of Xiaosan
1, Jiangshan is so charming and San Xiao is so coquettish.
2. Little Three, are you worthy of true love? Today you will be this man's mistress, and tomorrow you will sleep with someone else.
3. Look at your coquettish energy. You are born to be a mistress. Are you so worthy of your country?
Since being a mistress must be shameless, she is used to being ugly.
5. Bitches are always bitches. Even in an economic crisis, it can't be expensive.
6. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible. God declared you invincible.
7, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me.
8. There are no handsome guys in the world. With high technology, it will come naturally.
9. If I go down one day, remember that I will come up for you.
10, playing with feelings? Being a mistress? Destroy others' feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically.
1 1, for love, you choose to be a mistress, and for money, you become a chicken.
12, my wish: drink naturally every day and sleep naturally every day.
13, I'm flat-chested, I'm proud, I'm dressed for the country.
14, I laughed, mistress can righting herself, and devil can grow angel wings.
15, I'm a woman, too. I've never seen you so mean in my life.
16, asexual and loveless prude, affectionate and righteous.
17, a hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a piece of shit in TV series.
18, Xiao San, not as good as Miss, Miss is for money, what are you for?
19, if you have money, you will lose your home. If you have no money, you will worship God.
20, I am guilty, but also pretend to be innocent, thinking that I have feelings, bah, disgusting.
2 1. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.
22. Oh, you look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you?
23, neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, no three no four, no face, no skin and no heart.
24. Don't think that just because you have a face of Xifeng, you are fooling around and being a servant of Santai Palace.
25, long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls. The model is not limited. Details can be discussed.
26. It doesn't matter if you eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.
27. Find the cause of the problem from yourself. Don't blame gravity when you are constipated.
28, wait for my boy, sister must appear in your household registration book, if you can't be your wife, you will be your stepmother.
29. By the way, it's more beautiful to change clothes into Chinese-style corsets and open your pants.
30. Everything I can't let go must be because I can't have it.
3 1, men have gold under their knees, and I have feet and hair under my knees.
If you go first, don't blame me for turning my back on you.
33. Do you fucking know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.
34. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.
After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.
Shallow things, how did God create such a failure?
37, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.
38. People are floating in the rivers and lakes, who can not show men.
39. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.