Blascat, a big-eared monkey, and Wagner, a crocodile (two famous comic book protagonists) are squatting in a cell. A roommate asked:
-За что сидите?
What are you doing in here?
-Сидим за фокусы ...
Because we did magic. ...
-Как за фокусы? Покажи!
Will you get caught juggling? Then change it for me!
-Мужик, хочешь чтоб у тебя был член до пола?
Dude, do you want your dick to hit the floor directly?
-Хочу!
Hope!
-Гена, откуси ему ноги.
Shooter, go over there and bite off his leg.