The long couplet at the Grand View Tower of Dianchi Lake in Kunming, Yunnan, can be called "the first couplet in ancient times and today".
It was written by Sun Yanweng of the Qing Dynasty, with a total of 180 words.
The five-hundred-mile Dianchi Lake, running towards the bottom of my eyes, is draped on the shore, full of joy and boundless emptiness!
Look: the divine horse in the east, the spiritual instrument in the west, the meandering dragon in the north, and the plain grass in the south.
Exalted and talented people, why not choose to win and come here?
< p> Take advantage of Xie Island and Luozhou to comb and wrap your hair in the wind and mist, and watch the sky and reed land, dotted with some green feathers and red clouds.Don’t let it down, surrounded by fragrant rice, thousands of hectares of clear sand, and nine summer hibiscus , three spring willows.
Thousands of years of past events are brought to my mind, I drink wine and sigh, who is the hero!
Imagine: The Han Dynasty practiced building boats, the Tang Dynasty marked iron pillars, the Song Dynasty wielded jade axes, and the Yuan Dynasty crossed leather bags.
Great achievements and great achievements, all the effort to move mountains,
< p>The beaded curtains and painted buildings cannot catch up with the dusk rain and the morning clouds, so the ruins of the monuments are broken, all lost to the falling smoke.The only gains are a few pestles and sparse bells, a fishing fire in half of the river, and two rows of autumn geese. , a pillow of clear frost.
Qing Dynasty. Zhong Yunfang, 212 words
First couplet:
Several floors, supporting the east peak alone, uniting near the water and distant mountains, for painting notes ,
The snow gathers on the Congling Mountains, the white river smoke scatters, the red scenery glows, and the green fog dyes it.
Sometimes poets pay tribute to ancient times, and sometimes warriors take advantage of others.
The most pitiful flower core is floating, the spring boudoir mirror has long been buried, the loquat is lonely, and the green field and fragrant grave is left empty.
I have mixed feelings about this. Laughing and silly butterflies always send them to drunken dreams.
Try shouting from the top: Whose property is this half of the river moon?
Second line:
Thousands of years have passed, Xichuan bureau has been changed repeatedly, he has made great achievements, pretending to be a hero,
Leaping up the hill to the dragon, dying to the phoenix in front of the slope, lying in the pass The tiger is under the water, and the frog at the bottom of the well is singing.
Suddenly there is an iron horse and a golden sword, suddenly there is a silver sheng and a jade flute,
It is better to write long songs and short poems to write about love, hate and idle sorrow; the winding corridors and winding corridors can enjoy the good wind and rain. .
I sighed and frowned, unable to return to the world. The hozen jumped to death and finally fell into the trap of Qiankun.
Look at the dangerous building: Look, is that piece of cloud my sky? ”
Notes:
Found in Chongli Pavilion of Wangjiang Tower in Chengdu, this couplet contains 210 words in total, which is 30 more than the 180 words in the couplet about Grand View Garden mentioned above. words, but this couplet is not as famous as the Grand View Garden.
Author: Chang Shijun (220 words)
First couplet:
Who said peach blossoms are frivolous? Its beauty is a gift to many beauties.
The drops of clear jade dew envy thousands of beautiful buds and flowing clouds.
No matter how long the spring leaves, the branches will eventually fall.
p>So Pingzhong plotted to steal Dou from the east, the Queen Mother hosted a banquet, and Liu Lang wrote a sentence.
Kuang Nuren made medicine, which can cure chronic diseases and Qihuang;
The stems are used as knives, and you can use the seal to drive away evil spirits, grasp the secrets of heaven, and know the beauty of the seasons.
Watch the autumn chrysanthemums and winter plums, be careful not to blindly follow the poisonous friends.
Second line:
I praise the enchanting land, overlooking the green mountains, and adding the floating clouds in the Qiong Pavilion.
There is Zhuozuo Ming Lake, and the ten miles of Jialin are included in the painting. p>Like the fresh dust disappearing, the sky is clear, and the crane flies into the sky because of kindness.
No wonder I feel happy when I hear about the mountains, visit friends in Qin Village, and wave my hair in the courtyard. Resurrection will definitely call the fisherman back to the desperate situation;
The spirit will be reincarnated, and he will sing the song before today. Don’t be sad that the red rain falls on the quiet stream, and the colorful leaves continue to droop.
Fang Xin. Ordinary people do not need to become immortals to become immortals.
Annotation:
Seen in Taochuan Palace, Taohuayuan Scenic Area, Hunan Province. The author is Chang Shijun, a modern man.
Inscribed in Changsha. Tianxin Pavilion Couplet
Author: Li Aiqi (348 words)
First Couplet:
Tiangong is ingenious, and the scenery is beautiful.
Collecting eight hundred miles of Dongting, towering seven and two peaks to hold the Huo;
Xiong Huai traveled to Mengze, Song Di wrote about Xiaoxiang;
Returning to seclusion, Tao Qian recorded Wuling, and Emperor Shun, who had double pupils, died in Ningyuan; < /p>
Little Qiao has a beautiful face, and when she has a spare time by the lake, her hair is high, and she wants to go on the stage to ask her mother.
It talks about Concubine Yu's stained bamboo, Li Mi's reading hall, and the first branches of Yuling. , Dragon Palace Yanliu Yi,
Look at the white sand crane well, the yellow Cai cup tomb, the floating water on the orange island head, and the standing moraine elephant-shaped monkey stone.
They are all four famous sites. The essence of the Three Kingdoms. They are boasting about the spirit of the earth and boasting about the treasures.
Look at the close-up view, but you are wondering if you are in the city.
It is not just for leisure. .
In addition, there are rain flowers in the east pond, rosy clouds in the north lane, dusk clouds in the south city, and love in the west pavilion.
The mood is bright. Comparable to the glory of the sun and the moon.
Looking through thousands of years of history, there are twenty-five generations of heroes;
Zhengze wrote Li Sao, and Shu Ao buried his head;
It is empty. In the past, Jia Yi opened a propaganda room, and after finishing Jiangzhai to fight against the Manchus;
Lao Du was alone in the boat, only mourning in the empty tomb next to Lei. When a scholar acts as a governor, he is still able to carry out his duties and cherish his yin.
As for Fan Xiang's Yue Louwen, Bin Zhihuailu's collection, Yongzhou's Shu Jianbi, Yuemiao Su Changli,
and the ink ribbon phoenix chick. Zhu Zhanggudu, the governor of the Golden Chamber of Typhoid fever, and the temple of the king who swallowed poison.
They are all admirers of Confucianism for all generations, and they are heroes for a while. Remember the wise men of the past and the wise men of today.
Zhan Zhanlaizi has cleared all the bases in his chest.
You should be willing to sacrifice and expose yourself, especially if you are worried about the country.
Don’t miss the peach blossoms in the spring garden, the green lotus in the summer pond, the winter plums reflecting the snow, and the fragrant autumn osmanthus
Inscribed on the Wuchang Yellow Crane Tower couplet
Qing Dynasty. Pan Binglie (350 words)
First couplet:
Stepping up the stairs, he said that Fei Wenwei had come, and Shi said that Lu Shao had been here first. Since what dynasty?
Shiti Mountain is far away and impoverished, and I feel that the person here is a Taihuang. Only Mi Heng can write poems and Cui Hao can write poems.
Traveling back to the official track, I will be sure to win the victory, connecting Anhui and Henan to the extreme east, controlling Jingxiang to the west, pillowing Changyue to the south, and connecting to Zhongxi in the north.
The vast universe, Hu Changfei was just a passing guest.
Hang over the eaves of the corner of the house, listen to several rounds of bronze and black iron horses, hang the sails on the Pupu, play with the snow waves and clouds, and go out to the top of dozens of hundreds of feet,
Gaoling Yi Zhen, towering mountains, and Liang Dong are restored, turning back the violent waves of the gorge, and relying on the efforts of all the people to restore their luck.
The gods are all illusory, and they are wearing swords on their shoulders, drinking money in the bushes, the sound of flutes in the mountains, and the shadows of cranes in the sky.
Second couplet:
Pan peak supports Jie Pavilion, and it is said that Xin's furnace was the beginning, but it does not refer to Bao Mingyuan's biography. There is a lack of doubts about the history of Jin Dynasty. Who should follow if I have never heard of it?
From the battlefield, I admired the early days of the emperor and thought of many people in those days. However, Yun Quzi Li Sao and Xiong Yize will shine forever.
The rest of the Jie Ba Tu kings, who are powerful for a while, are allowed to succeed and destroy Huang Xian, solemn and broad, trained by the elite, and the spirit is beautiful.
The fallen heroes finally end up. The mist is shining in the sunset.
On the Fangcheng Han River, I still remember Zhou Ge and Zhaotang, and bid farewell to Qingchuan. I still remember the days of Yao, Tian and Shun, walking together with billions of people,
climbing into the sky, Swinging and dancing is peaceful, helping to snatch and sweep, seeing great achievements and great achievements, congratulations and music is playing peacefully now.
The words of the wind and moon are boundless, and I can't appreciate the willow shade outside the country, the jujube trees in front of the pavilion, the color of the grass in front of the island, and the plum blossoms on the river.
Note:
Seen in the Yellow Crane Tower in Wuchang.
Couplet of Qu Yuan Temple and the Ancestral Hall of Concubine Xiang
Qing Dynasty. Zhang Zhidong (408 words)
First couplet:
Nine Sects Huijun Mountain , Just now I showed my breasts to Han Mian, and washed my feet in the waves.
The Zhijiang River rolls forward, the stars sink into the niches, the tide shoots into the Qiantang, and flows into the mouth of the sea.
Broaden your horizons and be boundless.
I saw partridges calling out to the temple, flowers all over the ground, parrots on the island, and grass stretching to the sky;
Swan geese returning to the peak, wise birds frightened, and mandarin ducks flooding the lake. , Wen Qin Ji Yi.
It is dyed with green mist and crimson clouds and green trees just right.
With vast expanse of water and light, there are many fantastic and fantastic scenes, light and thick, forming a picture.
How do you know he is Wu Qiang, who is locked in the fog, or the rudder of Shu who is snow-free?
How do you know that he is a Yizhou Quefang or a Pengli fishing boat?
Everyone has a bamboo hat on his head, floating on a giant boat coming south.
I lamented how treacherous Jin Shang was back then, how deceitful Zhang Yi was, how dark King Huai was, how sad Song Yu was, and how slow Jia Sheng was.
Up to now, the turbulent waves have broken through eight hundred miles, and I read and call Quzi to summon the soul.
Second line:
Listen to the emperor's music at the end of the third year, look for Ling Lun to cut off the pipe, and the glorious ape rings the bell.
The sound and rustle of the competition lead away, the dragon roars in the pond, and the hole hears the roar of the turtle, sitting quietly makes waves in the heart.
Practice the ears thoroughly to clear up the deficiency.
Listen to the fishing boat from the fairyland, the songs scattered in the peach forest, the Chu guest playing the flute, and the sadness of the reed leaves;
Listen to the Yueyang iron flute, the twists and turns of the willow branches, Yu Boyao's harp, and the silk playing Tongbai.
There will be more wind and rain, and the dew and frost will be added.
It combines the charm of the ages, but it is so vivid and eloquent that it arouses poetic sentiment.
You can also talk about yellow cranes with fist vertebrae, and you can talk about green snails stored in trays;
You can also talk about the beauty of picking li orchids, and the fragrance of Yuan Zhi.
Playing the copper pipa several times, singing about the great river going eastward.
I recall the ancestral deities Yao, my father, Ao Zhu, my brother, my supervisor, my daughter, Xiaozhu, and my sister-in-law.
Eternally, when I look at the white clouds and bright sun in Thirty-six Bay, I still think about playing drums and harps to mourn the spirit of Hunan.
Zhong Yunfang’s self-titled poem for his 60th birthday (446+446=892 words)
In the past sixty years, he has been bumping into things and falling into traps. Fight and worry about shoulders. The grass and trees in Sanchuan are covered with haze, every drop of which is stained with tears and blood. The long song replaces the crying, and Ji Ji is startled to jump to Ying Dian; the piccolo helps to sing, and it pains Liu De and Zhao Hui. In the twenty-seventh history of Cao Cao, who is considered a man? His Yiyue is the most beautiful of Songhua, and his Ankenman is so beautiful. He will mount his horse to kill the thief, dismount his horse to make a speech, open his mind to wisdom, and overthrow the heroes of Asia. Unexpectedly, the article brought disaster and evil spirits caused waves. That is to say, he is kind and arrogant, and he has a strong heart. He has already offended Kui Su's enemy star and annoyed Brother Kong's ugly face. Those who destroy, those who praise, those who curse, those who wish, those who throw stones, those who set baits, those who sing poems, those who protect the country of Lu, all have their own opinions and clear opinions. When they entered, they snuck into snares and retreated through obstacles, they imprisoned and killed Guan Zhong for no reason, and slandered Xuanni for no reason. Ignorance of the disciplines is such a shame. I feel sad every time I mention that I have been in trouble for half my life.
This full of righteousness, courage and loyalty are all paid off by the devouring dogs. Just the wine during the banquet, the flowers on the mirror, the fat meat on the bottom of the bowl, and the skinny deer in the cup are worthy of a rich meal, light drinks, and light singing and pouring. A good fortune requires a good spirit, and a strong man needs to be tempered for a long time. A catastrophe will befall a prodigy, and a prodigy will suffer a catastrophe. That’s it! I am traveling with Chisongzi. I regret that I was addicted to simple stories when I was young, so I want to support the universe. To this day, exhausted and brain-broken, the hozen jumped to death at the end of the fight. The mustache is fluttering, what kind of economy is it? Stop it, roll up the flag and withdraw your troops from now on. Use sharp knives and axes to chop off the roots as much as you can; use secret talismans to eliminate wisdom karma. Throw those maids' pity, unfounded worries, collective sighs, and fellow countrymen's sighs into the misty void. First, take a piece of clothing and a bowl of porridge to protect your skin. That precious fame is due to greed, anger and delusion. The yellow beams are ripe and the black seeds are ripe. I am always happy, angry, sad and joyful. Whose world is it for? I sniggered under the covers, laughing at myself for my hard work and busy schedule, becoming a bookworm, picking up paper mosquitoes, crazy bees, and crazy mountain magpies;
Twenty thousand miles South Siam and North Tartar, the circumference of the sphere is cut off, copper and iron are exploded by thunderbolts, water and fire relax, hydrogen and oxygen suddenly break out. Listening to Yingting compiling the brocade, he said that the plan was in vain. Knocking on the steps with a cracked finger, boasting about the means of uplifting the sky; gritting one's teeth to reform, holding on to the Golden Needle of Bu Gong. Thousands of words are written in a thread. It would be difficult for us to fight for hegemony. If we forgive the woodcutter and coax the candles into fighting, we will not be able to resist Zhan Min. You must hold the horned dragon on your left, the python on your right, use the ax to hold the yoke in the cave, and invite the tassel and vertebrae to be tied up in a bun in the palace. It's better to know that the pressure is too great and the trend is against the trend. As far as sound, light, gas and electricity are concerned, I only want to eliminate some European dross and chew on some new learning. Yingye? Deye? Banye? Puye? Reject Russia? United Artists too? Buying Japanese weapons? Increased ratio? The fierce eyes are twinkling. In the morning, shipbuilding was being repaired, and in the evening, the navy was being reorganized. Suddenly, how could we pay back the troops in Jinggai, and suddenly how could we compensate for the hundreds of millions of troops in the north? A descendant of Xi Nong, his name was changed to Barbarian. But when I heard a few sheep bleating in Yi, they all felt exhausted. This stinky walking corpse is not allowed to be crushed by a ship. He only peels off the slaves, seizes the native tribes, hunts and captures male turtles, seizes and captures caged chickens, and selects the sharpest hair from the top, which is the first batch of characters. The great destruction comes first, and Canghao plans to sneak into the Xixi Games. Heroes create the situation, and the situation also awaits the hero. What a shame! I turned out to be an old man with white hair. On the night of the Holy Lord's work, my hidden prayers are fermented. It's the toads and snake monsters that infested the place, and the arrogant flames spewed out the miasma mist. The fishy smell spurts poison and spreads into various plagues. Hahahaha, pretending to burn and beg for axes, pour down the Milky Way to wipe out the filth; overturn the jade axis and search for the true essence. Although there are measuring methods, physical investigation methods, industrial and commercial methods, and vaporizers, they are not methods for smoothing pulp. It should be done with two legs and two blows to break through the crust. Sweep away corruption, mediocrity and cowardice, and behead and hang all the disciples. Pangusu, Chaos and Death, sighing, poor and gluttonous people, where did the embryo come from? Go on stage and watch privately, and watch him disturb the camp with great vigor, leaping out as a five-clawed lion, roaring as a one-horned tiger, howling as a four-eyed dog, and appearing as a nine-tailed solitary.
Notes (first couplet):
①Sentence 10: 瞆——熆 (pronounced: gui4 gui). ①Extreme vision. See "Guangyun·Bawei". ② Blind. Volume 3 of Ye Xie's "Original Poetry": "The rest are either violent or rotten, and many are deaf or blind."
②Sentence 35: Kanyi - Kanyi (sound: lan3). Same as "Bumpy". Difficult; frustrated. "Chu Ci Jiu Bian": "The poor people have neglected their duties and have unyielding ambitions." Du Fu's "Danqing Yin": "But it seems that despite his great reputation in ancient times, he has been plagued by difficulties all day long."
③Sentence 39: 颢颸——颟 (pronounced: man2 Man). Confused, ignorant. Chapter 81 of "Dream of Red Mansions": "Although the Confucian master is only average in his knowledge, he can still suppress these children and prevent them from getting into trouble."
④No. 46 Sentence: 胪——胪 (sound: lu2 鲁). ①Anterior abdomen. "Guangyun·Nine Fishes": "The front of the abdomen is called He." ② Amount. Volume 11 of "Yunji Qixuan": "The Qiye cave flows into the body." Note: "The two eyebrow gates are called the forehead." ③ Display. Such as: Lu column. ④ Transmission; statement. "Guoyu·Jinyu Six": "The wind listens to his words in the market and distinguishes the auspicious ballads of the coat." Zhang Heng's "Si Xuan Fu": "The heart is hesitant and suspicious, that is, the place is different and the emotion is lost."
⑤Sentence 47 戈——戈 (sound: pan2 pan). plate. "The Biography of Liu Mu in Southern History": "Mu Zhi ordered the cook to store a handful of betel nut in a golden ladle to put in."
⑥Sentence 60: Mouth——髩 (sound: bin4 temples ). Same as "sideburns".
⑦Sentence 86: 慅——慅(Pronunciation: xiao4 effect). Same as "斆". ① "Book · Pan Geng 1" "Pang Geng serves the people." ② Tong "Learning". "Li Shi·Waihuang Ling Gao Biao Stele": "He is the sect of Zhe."
Notes (second couplet):
①Sentence 6: Bang Bang - Bang Bang (sound: Xiao1 Xiao). ①The appearance of a person with great ambition. "Mencius·Jingxin Xia": "His ambitions come and go." ② (sound: jiao1 jiao1 Jiaojiao). Onomatopoeia. [1] Rooster crows. "Poetry·Zheng Feng·Wind and Rain": "Rooster crows and glues glue." "Guangyun·Five Dishes" quotes "嘐嘐". Yuan Zhen's "Forty Rhymes by the River": "The dogs are frightened and wild, and the chickens are noisy and clucking." [2] The sound of rats gnawing or barking. Su Shi's "Ode to the Shrewd Rat": "Pang bang, the sound is in the raft."
②Sentence 14: 旃旜——旃旜 (sound: zhan1 tan2 felt altar). Also known as "Zhantan". ①The provincial name of Chandana in Sanskrit. That is sandalwood. Xuanying's "Sound and Meaning of All Sutras": "Zhantanna is a foreign fragrant wood, with red, white, purple and other varieties." Guanxiu's poem "Visiting the Jinhua Mountain Zen Temple": "There once lived a Bodhisattva monk in this place, and the Zhantan tower collapsed with a waterfall "Teng." Also known as "洴tan". Pi Rixiu's poem "Guyuan Temple": "When the scarf is robbed of becloth, the food is baited with sandalwood.". ②Refers to plants of the genus Stewartia in the Theaceae family.
③Sentence 17: 鬇鬡——鬇鬡 (zheng1 ning Zhengning). Unkempt hair. See "Guangyun·Thirteen Farmings". Han Yu's "Conquest of Shu Couplet": "An angry beard is still in the hair."
④Sentence 32: Suisui - Suisui (sound: shan3 shan3 flashing). The light shines. Han Yu's poem "Half Brightness in the East": "The waning moon shines brightly, and Taibai shines brightly." Taibai, Venus.
⑤Sentence 56:勚——勚 (sound: yi4 meaning). ①Work hard. "Poetry·Xiaoya·Yu Wuzheng": "Don't know what I am." Mao Zhuan: "Gang, labor." ② The utensils are worn. Zhu Junsheng's "Shuowen Tongxun Dingsheng Taibu": "Today's common saying in Suzhou is to say that things are passing away."
⑥Sentence 69: Gezhi (Gezhi) - Gezhi. ①The provincial name for studying things to achieve knowledge. ②The collective name for natural science departments such as sound, light, chemical and electricity in the late Qing Dynasty. Lu Xun's "Preface to the Scream": "Only in this school did I know that in this world, there are so-called styles, arithmetic, geography, history, drawing and gymnastics." ③ Style and taste. Volume 2 of Ouyang Xiu's "Guitian Lu": "Chang (Zhao Chang)'s flower sketches are lifelike, but his brushwork is soft and vulgar, and has no ancient style."
⑦Sentence 80: 梼——梼杌 (sound: tao2 wu4 peach error). 梼杌. ①The name of the god in ancient legends. "Guoyu · Zhou Yu 1": "When Shang was prosperous, the Taoshu was second to Pishan." ② The names of monsters in ancient legends are often used to metaphor evil people. "Historical Records·The Chronicles of the Five Emperors": "The Zhuanxu family had some untalented people who could not be taught and did not know how to speak. The world called them Zhuozhu." ③The name of the Chu State in historical records. "Mencius Li Lou Xia": "Jin's "Cheng", Chu's "梼杌", and Lu's "Spring and Autumn" are all the same."
The best long couplet in the world
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[Qing Dynasty] Zhong Yunfang
〖Preface to "Couplet of Linjiang Castle Towers in Jiangjin County"〗
Feilai Unjust misfortunes are incomprehensible, and the thought of them hurts your heart and soul. The late spring day will take this opportunity to search the withered intestines, hoping that they will not touch the ears with grievances. With tears and ink, stained fingers with blood, I counted more than 1,600 words. I knew that I would be tired of reading them, so I kept my words. The fallacy of longing won the victory. Readers who laugh at my shamelessness should forgive me for being boring. Alas!
——Zhong Yunfang’s preface to the title “The No. 1 Longest Couplet in the World”
〖Notes on the “Proposed Couplet of Linjiang City Towers in Jiangjin County”〗
Ji every It contains 806 words. It was written in one day and re-reviewed in seven or eight days. Therefore, not a single poem has been collected. Instead, I am depressed and depressed, and my thoughts are not developed. I only use this to tease my contemptuous mind and live forever!
——Zhong Yunfang’s autobiography of the title “The No. 1 Longest Couplet in the World”
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〖"The Longest Couplet in the World" "Proposed Couplet of Linjiang City Towers in Jiangjin County" First Couplet〗
The land should strangle Luyu, control the rush of Fuhe, connect Yunnan and Guizhou, and connect to the pass of Tibetan and Wei. Looking around, it is lush and lush, and all turn into Huajiang City. Look at the Ai Village in the south, the lotus canopy in the north, the Heling Ridge in the west, and the cattle pen in the east. The grass, trees and smoke are all in the sky, all supplying the materials for the altar. The sloping pillars pass through the branches of the Wei, Jin, Sui and Tang Dynasties, and you can look up at the ruins of the dome, where ghosts and ghosts sleep among them, and the low and decayed battlements are all haunted by groups of demons. As long as the golden pot is strong, it must be guarded against being overwhelmed by the calamity fire; Fan Ye's furnace hammer is blind and blind. Fame and fame bring misfortune, and fortune and misfortune are called misfortune. It is vast and boundless. How much do you think you will lose yourself in clothes? Those who climb the tower are those who climb the tower, those who are feathered, those who are toothy, those who are cockroaches, those who are intervening, those who are making noises, those who are walking sideways, those who are angry with their wings, those who are fond of biting and grabbing, and those who welcome the tide will go away and the tide will come. , gathered together suddenly, and the black rabbits shook their chests, threw their eyes empty, beat the waves, took the oars and croaked, Laos drums in winter and winter, frightened by thunderbolts, and suddenly prospered. Tracing back to the roots of the Min Pan and the Wandering Grasshopper, we can have a smooth and magnificent flow of water with a broad mind and ears. Just think about returning to Zhenpu, and Russia is fighting wildly; Wu Chu is in Sui Xu, and Russia is in the ocean, and Russia is flying in the air. It is said that Xuanhuang's tricks are strange, how can he be timid and squinting. On the day when the ring is decorated with clang, the imperial court is full of blessings, the chasm is suddenly turned, and the valley is dripping with ointment. Chi Meng roared and tigers roared, while Gongqing watched the dolphins with caution, and the bears, geese, storks, and swords all depended on Cang Xi's decision-making. When the gun is swept away, the Kuibi is brilliant, the sleepy man is paralyzed under the mantle hat, the cunning rats are camped in Taicang, the hairy awl lacks the appearance of meat, how can it be sweet and fat? He stepped on the Phoenix Tower, ravaged the Parrot Island, and was far away from the Qilin Pavilion. He kicked slightly with the tips of his boots, and worshiped Zunquan with his miserable chicken ribs. His voice was muttering and screaming, and his rouge tongue flashed with flames. That’s it! Yu Qi transformed into a snake! Among all the handsome things, which one is resistant and ferocious? Suppose he is angry and instigates Zhiqi, and he leads the demons and monsters; if Gou lacks saw teeth, hooks and claws, even if he is proclaimed nun, he will still frighten Huan. This world is not the original world. The love quietly goes up to the row of doors and windows, and the leaks and complaints are heard. It is said to be harmonious and dense, and it is said to be father and mother. Hu Zang's axis was broken and his hinges were broken, and he was jealous of the illustrious sons and grandsons. He didn't even smile, so he first cried out and followed the rules and regulations. Jishou, Jishou, Jishou, the Nong En faction belongs to the Jia tribe; partners with shrimps and squids, soaking in the wormwood, and boasting the glory of the mayfly; boring algae, noisy iron plate and copper lute; listening to the plum blossoms quickly, cool and unrestrained Qiong Qiong Xiao Yu's flute; sparse dusk reeds, Yinghuan separated by white dew Jia Jia. Sigh! The preface of the school is Dangxiang, which directly insults the soil, forest and Youli; if you thoroughly understand the wonderful purpose, you can see fish leaping and kites flying everywhere. The array of cravings and desires cannot fascinate crazy women and stupid men, breaking through the heavenly barriers. They can't hide the sorrows and tease people, and people can tease the worries. Ignorance is a blessing, being smart is a disaster, makeup can be a mess, disguised as an ugly beard; the dirtier he is, the sloppier I will be. Everyone scolded and scolded, and a certain chanting monk fell into the mud plow for no reason.
Just look for this high-ranking match to pick the stars, the beauty is more than the knot, bite some frost, swallow some snow, so that your ambitions are crystal clear, attached to the boat and sails, shining brightly around the eight extremes. Listen, listen, listen, the orioles are singing in the village and the gulls are squawking in the evening. That is our lively and melodious nature. Sitting for a long time, sitting for a long time, thinking that the turbid body should be discarded, waiting for the ebb and flow of half a pond, picking up the secret of body fluids and kneading it, kneading it until the milk and gelatin are dissolved, shrinking into a short spiritual seedling, a woman's warm muntjac egg, and suddenly changing into a tong. The beady eyes, from a distance of three hundred and six degrees, hold an ax and exert weight, and they are completely confused with him;
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〖"The Longest Couplet in the World" "The Second Couplet of the Planned Couplet of Linjiang City Towers in Jiangjin County"〗 < /p>
I have the sorrow of pouring down the Huai River, overflowing with tears, piling up the sea bream, and crushing the Taidai. It is full of strange things, all of which belong to my heart. It is said that Canfu opened the earth, Liu Meng wrote the talisman, Shi Zhe wrote the brush, Ma Yang wrote the ink, and revealed every trickle of his merits in the article, thus destroying the essence of the residual benefit department. How can the narrow rivers and mountains give birth to Gao, Kui, Qi, and Ji? Bending the stack of swords and chanting, except for picking up relics, the cold island in the suburbs is thin, and the shaman ape on the gorge island is always miserable. Therefore, the crouching dragon gallops and eventually gives way to the frog's blessing; the yin and yang's snare is accustomed to bully the thirsty carp and the hungry roc. Heroes make things happen? Times make heroes? To ask the question, where can Pinggen go? Shechen and Sichuan are trance-like, trance-like, chilly, bitter, cave-like, whirlpool-like, meandering across Europe and Asia, and across Liao Dynasty. The affairs of the empire dominate the people's ignorance, and the affairs of the country lure the people's wisdom and are eager to take advantage of it. 桴, but Yi was clinging to the wheel, walking on the ice, wearing clothes and being alert. When he hit the rocks, he was silent, holding the rudder silently, moving it to advance, and stilling it to stop. It's a mess, it's dirty, it's dirty, who can pull it out? Sighing for just hammering Cui Wei, but praising Wu Ding's skills? How much does it cost Jiang Silun to praise the benevolence and righteousness of the organization? Do you play with Yao Zhi and boast about your ability to perform divination? In the majestic context of Gangdi, many heroes should have been born. Although the water is surging, the nest is still desolate. Pangu is tracked hard, and the projectiles are expanded to seal the territory. The general was beheaded due to the burden, Chang Hong was buried in Bi, the rituals, music, soldiers and farmers were regulated, and they all imitated Yao and Shun. When Yanli is flattened, Li Qiong goes along the track, the first Xue Rui replaces the hibiscus to add color, the cuckoo lies on the bushes and thorns to cry out for injustice, Emei shows off the fresh frame and dry materials, and reluctantly takes out the felt and cloth. The beautiful mask of the anti-hozen, the skillful fingering of the jackal's arms, the majestic appearance of the lion, the foam at the mouth, the Tong Jianxuxu was stunned to death, and the clothes of the brocade, silk and scorpion, would you rather call it a poor body? What a shame! Is Yu'an receiving tribute from Shu? The craggy rocks are like Zhong Yu’s rugged and proud bones. That is to say, the shape of the zodiac sign is concave and convex, and the early mothers are annoyed by the nobles and court officials; the fake ones are red, flat and purple, and although they are robbing the soles of the feet, they are still virtuous and willows. How can the common people end up poor and lowly? Ji slowly went to Quanguan privately, handed over his body, and lied about the ethereal state of China, the Buddha and immortals, and the rainbow and neon lights, which are better than the darkness of the netherworld. Knowing the smell of lead and tin, all over the Cathay City, I just removed the nebula cells, suddenly became tired of soup cakes, regretted and passed away, weeping for Bao Lao reincarnation. Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, I hope this time I will shed my skin; the embryonic ants will build halls and caves, and the eternal religious shrine will stretch; the lice brains and livers will hang down and gather the leek borer and the cockroaches; the mosquito hairs and cochlear horns will squeeze the eyebrows and touch the tail. Navigation; small sandalwood, wives and concubines sleep in the world of mortals. Ugh! The way of the road is to keep away guests and drive away the night man; to breed miscellaneous children, to tsk, tsk, and get tired of the crow of the owl and the cry of the owl. Qiusuo's grave can't be filled with sour and jealous bones. After guessing the riddle, after all, it was my cleverness that fooled me, and I mistook my cleverness. The universe is too wide, the pupils are too narrow, and the soul has been cultivated. It deserves to be cherished by its parents, receiving his flesh and blood, and paying for its skull. Ups and downs, happiness and ups and downs, sins caused by cruelty and abuse of the nine sutras, only to be reincarnated into descendants. Let's take advantage of the clear sand to wash the marrow, the clear water to clear the intestines, the moonlight, the wind, the wine glass, the poems and poems, and the power and strategy to stand for the future. Look, look, look, the polygonum is barren and the anvil is beating, and the lotus is swinging with the oar, but it seems that the servant is miserable and wandering. Don't panic! Don't panic! It was expected that Lan Wei was filled with compassion, standing tall on the two towers, looking at the silver waves and weeping loudly until the sea dried up and the rocks were broken. He stirred up his long nose and picked up the turtle's turtle, and asked him to protect the square pot and the round shape. Nearly 120,000 years later, Follow the traces, and see the exquisite world.
——Inscribed by Zhong Yunfang on Linjiang Tower in Jiangjin, Sichuan (806+806=1612 words)
(In the late Qing Dynasty, Zhong Yunfang, a talented scholar in Jiangjin, Sichuan, inscribed the poem "The No. The "Couplet to be titled Jiangjin County Linjiang City Towers", *** used 1612 words (excluding self-preface words). It originated from the 29th year of Guangxu in the Qing Dynasty (1903) when Sichuan Governor Cen Chunxuan was transferred to Guangdong and Guangxi. After passing through Jiangjin, Zhang Taijie asked Zhong Yunfang to visit Cen Yuzhong with a poem. It happened that the new county magistrate Wu Wenyuan was deposed because of his case. There were many incidents, and Zhang Taijie contacted the gentry to file a lawsuit, and Zhong was also listed on it. The case had been won but the case was not settled. The Supervisory Office sent officials to the county for review. Wu then took the opportunity to bribe the Chongqing governor and deported Zhang and Zhong to Chengdu. "Question" and was imprisoned in the detention center for three years. In order to express his anger, Zhong wrote this couplet and two long couplets "Sixty Years of Life" in prison. Now this couplet has been It was written by Zhou Haoran, a contemporary calligrapher, and carved on mahogany wood. It is now on display in Changlian Pavilion, which is antique, solemn and elegant.
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