Below: Solve the worries of the following shares,
Horizontal Criticism: A Land of Shit
Above: It is advisable to urinate;
Below: Get the big solution, take off,
Horizontal criticism: do your best
Up: smooth up and down,
Next: Ji Ya.
Horizontal batch: metabolism
Top: Be careful before you come.
Below: I am relaxed after I come out.
Horizontal criticism: pleasing body and mind
Above: Sitting quietly looking for poetry,
Next: relax and listen to the clear spring.
Horizontal criticism: a quiet world
Top: it's best to sing in a low voice.
Below: It is not suitable for indiscriminate bombing.
Horizontal batch: pay attention to hygiene
Top: Sit down for a while, and you will relax.
Next sentence: after a while, you will become an immortal.
Horizontal batch: This is Taoyuan.
Put your hands behind your back to urinate-don't help (take)
Shit with a straight face-want to cry (cool)
Sparse Li Hua, huh and huh.
Muddy Babaji is still raining
Urine flow gap is useless.
There are two urgent things for people who are angry with you.
Urinating is naturally "dirty"
Fountain It's called "upper class"
People get up early when there are few toilets.
The pit is deep and the dung falls late.
The first part: eat in a bowl and scold your mother.
Bottom line: Take a pit in the toilet.
Horizontal criticism: occupying while cursing
2. Top Ten Classic Spring Festival couplets: Heroes of the world bow down here.
Next: the virtuous woman in the world comes in to take off your coat and skirt.
Horizontal criticism: the meaning of heaven and earth
Top: Stand on both sides of the Yellow River and hold confidential documents.
Below: The front machine gun strafed, and the rear artillery fired into the sky.
Horizontal approval: cool
Above: Open the door of convenience.
Next: Solve the worries of the following shares.
Horizontal Criticism: A Land of Shit
Above: It is advisable to urinate.
Below: Get a big solution and take off.
Horizontal criticism: do your best
Up: Smooth up and down.
Next: Ji Ya's business.
Horizontal batch: metabolism
Top: Be careful before you come.
Below: I feel very loose after coming out.
Horizontal criticism: pleasing body and mind
Me: Sit still, looking for poetry.
Next: Relax and listen to Qingquan.
Horizontal criticism: a quiet world
Top: Best for singing in a low voice.
Below: It is not suitable for indiscriminate bombing.
Horizontal batch: pay attention to hygiene
I: Sitting for a while will relax your brain.
Next: After a while, you will become a fairy.
3. On the couplet about the toilet: open the door of convenience, next: solve the worries of the back, horizontal approval: public excrement ground: urine is suitable; Bottom: get a big solution, take off, and comment: do your best. Above: smooth up and down, below: elegant collection of items.
Horizontal batch: metabolically, it is tight before coming and loose after coming out. Horizontal comment: physical and mental pleasure: meditation for poetry, next article: relax and listen to the clear spring.
Horizontal comment: in a quiet world: it is best to sing in a low voice, and then: it is not suitable for indiscriminate bombing. Horizontal criticism: pay attention to hygiene: you will relax after sitting for a while; Next sentence: after a while, you will become an immortal.
Horizontal comment: This means that Taoyuan withdraws urine with his hands behind his back-he doesn't help (take) and shit with a straight face-he wants to cry (cool) and splash, but he doesn't make a mistake. He is still peeing in the rain. There is no difference in urine flow. People have to pee urgently, so naturally they have to "dirty" the fountain. That is the so-called "upper class" toilet. Few people get up early, but deep dung falls late.
4. Toilet * * * Toilet is the expression of couplets, which is formal and antithetical, and is mainly used to express praise (except elegiac couplets). And the toilet is a place to shelter evil people and shelter evil practices, so it is difficult to express it in this form. There are also expressions, but they are clever, such as:
Even if you come in a hurry,
I have to run.
This also played a very good role in promoting civilization in ridicule.
More toilet couplets generally have the meaning of joking and teasing. For example:
Shit falls into the pit and shakes the stars for nine days;
Urine shoots at the toilet wall and spews out of the Yangtze River.
Give me another teasing poem about toilets:
Report to the commander that the enemy plane is coming. Sweep the machine gun first, then fire. Put up another poster after the battle.
5. hilarious toilet couplets: come in a hurry.
Next: go for it.
Horizontal Batch: Fast
Above: Three emergency distribution centers.
Next: Wan Bin takes turns to go into battle.
Horizontal approval: London
Above: Running water enters the pool mercilessly.
Next: Castle Peak has a long sound.
Horizontal criticism: detachment
Above: Heroes of the world bow down here.
Next: the virtuous woman in the world comes in to take off your coat and skirt.
Horizontal comment: Heaven and earth are upright.
Top: Stand on both sides of the Yellow River and hold confidential documents.
Below: The front machine gun strafed, and the rear artillery fired into the sky.
Horizontal approval: cool
Above: Open the door of convenience.
Next: Solve the worries of the following shares.
Horizontal Criticism: A Land of Shit
Above: It is advisable to urinate;
Below: Get the big solution, take off,
Horizontal criticism: do your best
Up: Smooth up and down.
Next: Ji Ya's business.
Horizontal batch: metabolism
Top: Be careful before you come.
Below: I am relaxed after I come out.
Horizontal criticism: pleasing body and mind
Above: Sitting quietly looking for poetry,
Next: relax and listen to the clear spring.
Horizontal criticism: a quiet world
Top: it's best to sing in a low voice.
Below: It is not suitable for indiscriminate bombing.
Horizontal batch: pay attention to hygiene
Top: Sit down for a while, and you will relax.
Next sentence: after a while, you will become an immortal.
Horizontal batch: This is Taoyuan.
Above: Listening to Yuxuan
Next stop: Guanpu Building
I: Please come to the ends of the earth.
Next: Spring is always here.
Horizontal batch: Welcome.
Above: Put your hands behind your back to urinate-don't hold it.
Below: shit with a straight face-want to cry (cool)
Top: I don't miss it either.
Bottom: The mud is still raining.
Above: The urine flow gap is useless.
Next: There are two urgent things for people who are angry with you.
Above: It's natural to pee dirty.
Below: Fountain. It's called "upper class"
Up: there are few toilets, and people get up early.
Bottom: the pit is deep and the dung falls late.
The first part: eat in a bowl and scold your mother.
Bottom line: Take a pit in the toilet.
Horizontal criticism: occupying while cursing
Image above: Who hasn't had shit since ancient times?
Next: Who can shit without paper?
6. Write couplets for the toilet: urine splashes all over the sky in the pit, and the second part: Wan Li mountains and rivers are actually visible beside the pit.
Horizontal batch: "heaven and earth are upright": open the door to convenience, and below: solve the worries of hind legs, horizontal batch: the land of public excrement: cheap size; Bottom: get a big solution, take off, cross-examine: bow, top: smooth up and down, bottom: elegant collection of things. Horizontal batch: metabolically, it is tight before coming and loose after coming out.
Horizontal comment: physical and mental pleasure: meditation for poetry, next article: relax and listen to the clear spring. Horizontal comment: in a quiet world: it is best to sing in a low voice, and then: it is not suitable for indiscriminate bombing.
Horizontal criticism: pay attention to hygiene: you will relax after sitting for a while; Next sentence: after a while, you will become an immortal. Horizontal comment: This means that Taoyuan withdraws urine with his hands behind his back-he doesn't help (take) and shit with a straight face-he wants to cry (cool), but he doesn't miss that kind of grunting, muddy and raining. There is no difference in urine flow. People have to pee urgently, so naturally they have to "dirty" the fountain. That is the so-called "upper class" toilet. Few people get up early, but deep dung falls late. Eat from a bowl, swear, and then go in.