Big Brother, you are awesome. How about becoming a father quickly? Do you think this is a promotion and salary increase? Can it be accelerated?
I find that young people nowadays have strange ideas and strange brains. Can you apply this attitude and ability to work and study and find something for yourself seriously? Don't mess with these useless ozone layers. It's funny.
what's the best way to become a father quickly? Happy father?
I don't know if you've heard this joke. It's said that I met a netizen last week. They met each other late and fell in love at first sight. So on the first day, they did all the things they could and shouldn't do. At the end of the thing, the female netizen suddenly resisted him desperately and wouldn't let him leave, shouting "Be the father of my child!" So five months later, the child was born. (You can't write the whole joke, just understand the general meaning.)
Needless to say, who is this child? I just want to explain a convenient way to become a father quickly. You just say that you are a father, not a father or a stepfather. You are like "My! In Physical Education Teacher, didn't Wang Xiaomi become a mother directly by finding a divorced Mark? Moreover, I became the mother of two children at one time. The advantage of this shortcut is that it is quick to get results, fast and not to suffer. The disadvantage is that I don't know if you can stand it.
If you want to go through normal channels, first of all, brother, you should have a girlfriend (hehe). If you don't have a girlfriend, don't think about becoming a father quickly. It's impossible for you to become a father normally. After you have a girlfriend, you should be nice to her. After all, a woman needs to be coaxed. How long this process takes depends on the personality of the girlfriend you are looking for and your family conditions. Don't ask me why, who will give you a baby if your family has no money? Eat chaff and swallow vegetables after giving birth? Still sleeping on the street? Oh, by the way, the time of this process should be calculated. It is conservatively estimated that one year will be given to you from the time you have a girlfriend to the time you get married. After one year, you will start to prepare for having children. Do you think it is very simple to have children?
nonono, before having a baby, you should have a physical examination to see if you are both qualified, and then you should be maintained before pregnancy. After that, it depends on your ability. If you have strong ability, you can be a father within one year. If you don't, you are welcome to Lao Wang's professional paternity agency next door! Turn left or right when you go out, you can go straight to the agency gate!
In addition, as for the precautions you mentioned, let's talk about them in two points. Being a father through formal channels requires a lot of attention. You should quit smoking and drinking before delivery, or your child will be prone to congenital malnutrition. Your daughter-in-law should take more skin care products to ensure everything goes smoothly. Baidu will ask Du Niang for the precautions during your daughter-in-law's pregnancy. If there are too many, I won't go into details here, mainly because I don't know much about it. After all, I haven't been a father yet. If it is an informal channel (happy father), then I advise you to pay attention to the child's factory date and manufacturer (father) to prevent it from being brought back after raising others.
that's all. I wish you an early success! Koko!