What is the noise when the teacher sleeps during the day? Stubborn blowing fat, pits and valleys set each other off. When a male suddenly breathes, he will be twice as strong as each one. Like a corpse with a nose, it has been called to endure many sins for a long time. A horse and a cow are surprised and don't eat, and all ghosts get together and treat each other. The wooden pillow is split horizontally and the mirror is scarred. The iron Buddha frowns and the stone man shakes his legs. What cloud is heaven and earth? I want to blame the real massacre. You look for lice, ears, and waves. The sun can't bear to shine, and flying is lazy. At first glance, such as Peng and Fu, they were all wronged and criticized. Another example is the tiger in the circle, which is sour and angry. Although ling LUN blows, the bitter rhyme is hard to change. Although the witch is salty, her soul is cold and it is difficult to recover. He Shan has a panacea? Heal this desire and gain.
Even when sitting and lying down, I can't sleep steadily for a long time. I am deeply worried about the damage of the five internal organs when I hear its voice. The Yellow River is a waterfall with a clumsy stalk. At the beginning of Nandi, it was hammered and vented. It's hard to understand how long it is. It is embarrassing to say that the words are unique. In a weak throat, everything is benzene? . Although the thief is cunning, the dead dare to peep. HarmonyOS system is always complicated and changeable. At first glance, it seems to be quarreling, and suddenly it seems to be complaining. Different shapes are bitter, and there is no way to find the root. How can you find its source? Only a little soil.
This is a game in which Han Yu laughs at the monk who likes to snore. Although there is no deep meaning in the poem, the language of the poem is strange, the metaphor is novel and unexpected, which can not only understand Han Yu's humorous character, but also show the poet's special ability to imitate the state of things and exaggerate his imagination.
The first song says that the teacher snores like a dog when he takes a nap. It's also like the strange sound when the wind blows heavy oil. Sometimes it is as high as a rock, and sometimes it is as low as falling into a deep valley. Like a boar, his throat was suddenly cut when he roared, and his voice was twice as loud when he roared again. Also like a ghost who fell into the nose hell, he endured long screams when he was tortured. Even the cows and horses were too scared to eat, and the ghosts gathered together and prepared to run for their lives. It's like the crack of a wooden pillow and the scratch of a mirror. Even the iron Buddha will frown and the stone man will tremble. Who says heaven and earth are kind? Really blame the creator for being cruel and making such a strange sound to torture people! Sometimes the snoring is getting lower and lower, and it is getting thinner and quieter, so you can concentrate on searching for fleas and lice in your ears; Suddenly, the snoring became louder, as if the waves were rolling in the sea. Soon, the snoring slowed down again, as if the sun god didn't want the dawn to come soon, so he ordered his rider to slow down. Suddenly, Yue He was chopped to pieces, and they cried out their grievances. Like a tiger in a cage, it growls when it is hungry after being wounded. Even if Ling Lun, the music official of the Yellow Emperor, is ordered to play the flute, it is difficult to change this ugly rhythm; Even if Wu Xianjing was ordered to summon the soul, it would be difficult for the soul to recover. I am willing to take the trouble to pick up any panacea for snoring produced on the mountain.
The second song says that Lian Gong can sit and sleep peacefully for a long time. I have heard his snoring, and I am deeply worried that the five internal organs will be destroyed by it. Sometimes snoring is like splashing water in the Yellow River, and sometimes it is as difficult as controlling water. Like the emperor of the South China Sea? ? Boss, dig seven holes for chaos. Snoring suddenly became far and long, like falling into an abyss. I thought the snoring would stop, but the sound was still rolling. An inch deep in the throat, like grass rather than trees, there are obstacles and obstacles everywhere. No matter how cunning the thief is, I'm afraid he will run away at the sound. How dare he come back to spy on the portal and prepare to commit a crime? The vitality of the universe is so complicated, so strange and cruel to teachers. One moment it seems to be fighting in tears, and the other moment it seems to be complaining endlessly. The human body endowed by nature is really different, and the root of teachers' snoring can't be found. Only a dustpan of soil can block the source of snoring!
These two poems, in writing, have the following three remarkable characteristics:
First, use metaphors to describe snoring and write out all the changes of snoring. For example, teacher Lian's snoring is compared to barking, fat roar, male roar, wooden pillow cracking, mirror scraping, sea waves rolling, harmonious wailing, hungry tiger roaring, yellow river roaring, chaotic sound of emperor chisel, howling of fierce fighting, bitter and plaintive sound, etc. , can be described incisively and vividly, but they are all inappropriate and true.
Secondly, it uses extreme exaggeration to write the story incisively and vividly, making its characteristics more distinct and prominent, and making readers more impressed. For example, the poem is about the reaction after listening to the teacher's snoring, saying that "cattle and horses are surprised and don't eat, ghosts gather and treat each other"; Say "iron Buddha frowns, stone man shakes his legs"; To say "I am deeply worried about the damage of the five internal organs" is to achieve the purpose of "telling the truth by strong words" (Liu Xie's Wen Xin Diao Long Exaggerated Decoration).
Third, with the spear of the child, the shield of attack. Han Yu devoted himself to Buddhism all his life, and rarely used Buddhist scriptures in his poems. Now, for the sake of Doby's Buddhist children, Buddhist scriptures such as "If a corpse has a nose, it will endure many sins for a long time" and "Iron Buddha draws eyebrows" are deliberately used. "It is necessary for local scenery and cultural situation" (Jiang Baoxuan's words), which further enhances its humor.