What funny poems are there?

1. On the solstice of summer, people in the fields are sweating, and they want to break their souls. Excuse me, where is the phoenix flavor? Ma Su is walking in the mud.

Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I'll go.

3. The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

4. If you are poor, you will be immune to it. Money makes wives.

5. Since ancient times, it is better to hang the southeast branch.

6. I left quietly, just as I came gently.

7. There are other ladies in his court, and the rare beauty in 3,000 years is not as kind as Wang Lun.

8. There was an almond in the wall, and Wang Er next door never picked it.

9. I hate that village girls have nowhere to find and don't want to become them.