A: We are having a tummy tuck-
What do you mean?
A: Play (talk) with your heart.
B: Hehe, that's interesting.
A: OK?
B: Right, right, right.
Tomorrow morning 10: 30, be there or be square.
I will definitely go.
I will wait for you at home.
B: I can go.
A: Ah.
B: Well, please wait a moment. Where do you live?
A: Not far.
B: Where?
Attendant: Zhangjiakou.
B: (speechless) Zhang. . . I'm not going. Eat a pancake and go to Zhangjiakou? !
A: Zhangjia Hutong in Xizhimen.
B: Hey, you made it clear!
A: Zhangjia Hutong Pass is down 12.5 meters.
B: Huh? ——
A: You can go home tomorrow. . .
B: (Interrupting) What do you mean by twelve and a half? !
It rained last year. Let's go!
B: Hey! Number twelve!
A: The twelfth.
B: Alas.
A: I'll wait for you at home.
I will definitely go.
Please remember my name.
B: Ah.
A: The twelfth. Li Boxiang.
Pancakes and vegetables
A: Looking for me.
Please invite me.
Let's eat pancakes.
B: Alas.
A: Stir-fry.
B: Be there or be square.
A: Your performance was delayed just now, which affected the audience to watch the program.
B: Alas.
A: Sorry, everyone.
B: It's your treat.
A: You stay.
B: Hehe, take care.
A: You can perform.
B: Take your time.
A: See you tomorrow.
B: I won't see you off.
A: Pancakes and vegetables.
B: Please take your time.
Be there or be square
B: I won't see you off.
A: You stay.
B: Take your time.
A: (Continue to be polite)
B: Take your time. Who are you?
It's very kind of you.
B: Let's go. What about you?
A: Pancakes and vegetables.
B: Alas.
A: I'm leaving.
B: Good-bye. Goodbye.
A: See you later. See you later.
B: (smiling goodbye) Hehehehehe.
I don't have a hat, do I?
No, you didn't. This is how you got here.
A: Oh. (leave)
B: Well, this comrade is not bad. Just met, invited me to dinner. He left. Please listen to me alone. This cross talk was told by one person and two people. . . (A is back)
A: Teacher Du!
B: Ah.
A: Don't eat pancakes, don't eat stir-fry!
Why don't you eat something again?
About the pancakes. Is it delicious? When you finish eating, don't give up.
B: Ah.
I will be hungry soon.
B: Ah.
How can you eat that kind of food when you are so healthy?
B: Then what should we do?
A: I'll give you some solid porcelain.
What shall we eat?
A: I'll make you two barbells.
B: (speechless) Right. . . Oh, it's for the best. Please give me two more iron balls.
A: That's good.
B: Anything will do! Porcelain meal.
A: Yes, porcelain meals.
B: Alas.
I'll roast beef stew for you.
B: This will relieve your addiction to cigarettes.
A: Buy it. Five catties of beef should be fat and thin.
I can't eat so much.
A: I can't eat the rest.
B: Ah.
A: I have a friend who just returned from Yangquan, Shanxi.
oh
A: I brought a big casserole in Yangquan, Shanxi.
B: Ah.
Answer: stew beef in casserole, bake some screws and turn over some cakes, and tear them to relieve boredom.
B: Wow!
Answer: Drink some rock sugar water and scrape the intestines to get greasy.
B: Great!
A: But there is one thing.
B: Ah.
A: Stewed beef in casserole. Your food is too monotonous.
Oh, it's missing.
A: It's for you.
B: What shall we do?
A: Apologize and be cruel.
B: Ah.
A: Give it up.
B: Wow!
I have an old hen at home.
B: Ah.
A: I'm going to kill this old hen!
Oh, my God!
Answer: Buy it a catty of hairy chestnuts.
B: Ah.
A: Stewed beef in casserole and braised chestnut chicken.
Wow. How delicious!
A: How about that?
B: Good!
This old hen,
B: Ah.
A: I'm telling you, I've given up all this beef.
B: Wow!
A: If it weren't for my old friend, I wouldn't give you food.
B: Why?
Listen to me.
B: Why?
My old hen is big and fat. She lays a lot of eggs and is very old.
B: Ah.
A: Old hen.
B: Old hen?
As old as a violin. . . Too cute to be old!
B: Very old?
A: Ah!
How old do you think it is?
A: I don't know how old I am.
B: Oh.
A: A grandmother Zhao Er in our hospital told me.
What do you mean?
A: It says that this old hen is two years younger than my mother.
B: (speechless) Wow! This is chicken essence! Oh, dear!
Answer: If you want to talk about my generation, you have to call it Second Aunt!
B: Hey! All right! That's good. All right!
A: We'll cook beef stew in casserole for you this time.
B: Braised chestnut chicken.
A: Burn some screws to turn the cake out.
B: Good!
A: Zhangjia Hutong!
B: Be there or be square.
A: The twelfth.
B: I can go.
A: Half past ten.
B: OK.
Be there or be square
B: That's it.
A: Goodbye.
B: Good-bye.
I won't bow to you. Bowing is a bit routine. Too boring
B: Shake hands.
A: Shake hands. Shake hands before you go. See you tomorrow.
B: I won't see you off.
Be sure to go tomorrow
B: Take your time.
I'm not wearing a coat, am I?
No. What about you? (A) Oh, it's really good. It's pancake stew again. You still listen to me. One person is a stand-up crosstalk, and two people are crosstalk. (Hui)
Ah, Mr. Du!
B: Huh?
A: Let's stop eating stewed pancakes!
Why don't you eat this stew?
That stew is not bad at all!
B: it won't rot without stewing!
I want to treat you to something good. Everybody pick a thumb!
B: What?
A: Please eat Wowotou!
B: (speechless) Wow. . . Hello. . . Wotou? !
A: Yes!
B: Then you can eat at my house!
A: What's the matter?
B: In the past, eating steamed buns made me feel cold.
A: Wotou is different from Wotou.
B: What's the difference between steamed bread and steamed bread?
What's your steamed bread like?
I'm old-fashioned.
A: It's different from mine!
What about yours?
A: I have millet flour.
B: It's different. This one.
A: Add some corn flour. My corn steamed bread is different from yours.
B: What's the difference?
What style is your steamed bread?
B: There is a sharp point at the top and a hole at the bottom.
A: It's different from mine.
What about yours?
A: I have a hole above and a tip below!
B: Hey! Oh, he turned the corn bread upside down!
I have many.
B: What kind of noodles is this?
Answer: There are corn flour, corn flour, rice flour, water chestnut noodles, water chestnut noodles, moss, red roses, dates, walnuts and hazelnuts.
B: Ah.
A: Persimmon cream crystal cake, saute spicy chicken, should be called Wotou actual big trough cake!
B: Wow!
A: Also known as Babao Dawotou!
B: Not bad!
I can't even know Zheng Mingzhai. Chi Lin doesn't even have this skill!
B: Ah!
A: How about that?
B: Good!
A: That's it!
B: Ah. . . But if you eat steamed bread, he will do more.
Do something?
B: Ah.
A: Do something and cook some porridge for you.
B: Yes.
If you don't like porridge, I'll make dried noodles for you.
B: OK.
I will buy you five boxes of dried noodles.
B: Ah.
A: Six pounds of eggs and four pounds of brown sugar. Please call a midwife for you.
B: (speechless) Here it is. . .
How do you think?
B: Ah.
No, I can't take you to the maternity hospital.
B: Right, right, right. I'm going to feed a fat man later.
A: Then let's do it.
What did you do? I'm stuck here!
We're trapped.
B: Wotou.
A: Alas.
B: Wotou dried noodles.
A: Tomorrow 10: 30.
Fine, and you?
Be there or be square
B: See you later.
A: Goodbye, goodbye. Ha ha. Be sure to go
B: Ah.
I didn't ride a motorcycle, did I?
Oh, dear. (A is gone) This one is even poor in liver, don't you see? This wowotou may not be edible either. Why don't you listen to me? These two people are in the same trade, and one is a one-man show. (Hui)
I am talking about Mr. Du.
B: Ah.
A, B: Let's stop eating steamed corn buns!
B: Let's have some kerosene!
A: Kerosene is too expensive!
Let's drink some cold water!
A: I can't use a cold water belt.
B: (gritting his teeth) Let's go to the river for a drink!
Let's begin!
A: Ha ha ha!
B: Let's go!
Why are you shelling me?
Are you going to invite me or not?
Please please please.
B: Ah.
Just kidding. I really want to invite you.
B: Huh?
A: Just don't eat at home.
B: What's the matter?
A: It's stingy to eat at home.
B: Ah.
A: There is nothing good about it.
Hmm.
A: Except for the two of us.
B: Where?
Our Beijing hotel.
Beijing Hotel?
A fancy restaurant!
What can I eat?
A: Please ask some old masters to cook a national dish for us and hold a banquet in the north and south.
Beijing Hotel?
A: Yes!
B: treat me to a Chinese meal, and the banquet will go from north to south?
A: Yes.
I'm not looking down on you.
A: Yes. Ethnic cuisine, North-South banquet.
B: North-South banquet?