Routine sentences are used to tease people with questions and answers
Routine sentences are used to tease people with questions and answers. Routine sentences are part of the entertainment methods in our lives. Each of us is exposed to routine sentences. There are quite a few of them, and each routine sentence also contains deep meaning. The following routine sentences will be shared with each question and answer. Routine sentences, one question and one answer to make people whole 1
1. Ask: "Tell me, which of us is the father and whose son?", the other party will definitely answer "Of course he is my father and your son!" (routine) The result is: "My dad" is "your son", which means he is your grandson)
2. Question: "Have you ever heard of a fool saying he doesn't know, an idiot nodding, and a fool shaking his head. "The result of the routine is that whether he answers "I don't know", "shakes his head", or "nods", he will fall into your trap.)
3. Question: What if he answers at your door? What would you do if there was a stall of cake? Option 1: You will be shocked, Option 2: You will call the police (routine result: Option 1 represents "eat a pound", option 2 represents "hold daddy tightly")
4. Ask: "Are you Not my best friend?” The other party answered affirmatively: Yes, you answered: It was said on TV that dogs are man’s best friends (routine result: you are a dog!)
5. Question: “ "Do you think it's girly if a boy paints his nails?" The boy replied: "Mom, you're here, son, be good!" (The result of the routine: call you mom!)
6. Question: "The roaring dog is a god above, so what is it below?" Answer: It is a dog below!
7. Question: "Let me ask you a question: 'I have ten knives. I lost two, how many are left?", answer: eight (homophone for dad), you can just Agree.
8. Question: "Ask you a simple math question: What is 7+1?", answer: 8 (You can just agree.)
9. Ask: "Do you usually wipe your butt with your left hand or your right hand after going to the toilet?", the other person will definitely think about it before answering: "right or left hand", you answer "we usually use paper to wipe our buttocks" (he wipes his butt with his hand) Come and wipe your butt)
10. Ask: "What does a certain seller call his customers?" The other party replied: Kiss (just kiss him decisively. This routine is suitable for couples!)
11. Ask: "I'm asking you a question, you just need to answer whether you know it or not." The other party replied: OK. You are asking: "Does your family know that you are so stupid?" (Whether he answers yes or no, he admits that he is stupid.)
12. Question: "I have said it ten times..." Then when asking "Are you different from a pig? Answer quickly!", the other person said "no" (meaning he is a pig. Many people have fallen into this trap.)
13. Ask "I'll give it to you" A magic trick to make you forget that you are a pig." The other person replies, "I am not a pig." You reply, "You see, you have forgotten now, right? The magic is successful!" The routine sentences will make you laugh 2
Selection of very sweet and flirty sentence routines:
1.
"Do you like water?"
"Like"
“Congratulations!”
“You already like 72% of me”
2.
Girl, let me predict for you How about a hexagram? "Okay." Oh, girl, let me count on my fingers, you are missing me in your life. "
3.
"There are tigers who love fools"
"What is this? ”
“Read it backwards, little idiot”
4.
I think you must be very busy
So you just read the front Just three words
5.
I teach you math, I take care of your arts and sciences
I support you when you travel around the world, and I cook at home.
6.
“Do you like cats or dogs?”
“Dogs”
“ "Wow~"
7.
"You think about it clearly before you talk to me"
"I'm not thinking about it clearly, I'm thinking about you"
"Do you want to get a dog? "
"What dog? "
"The single one"
8.
"I hesitated for several days, and finally decided to toss a coin, and if it lands heads, I will follow you. Confess. ”
“What if the back is facing up? "
"Turn it over.
"
9.
"There is something on your face"
"What? Where?"
"It's my adoring gaze"
10.
"Do you smell the burning smell?"
"Huh? No”
“It’s my heart that loves you that is burning”
11.
“What is the pinyin of sleep? "
"shuimian"
"What is the pinyin of insomnia? "
"shimian"
"What are the differences between them? "
"You will understand. "
Classic dialogue routines for flirting with girls are all direct calls.
12.
"Do you know what the door to happiness is? "
"Huh? "What is it?"
"It's us"
13.
Male: Let's make a bet. If you lose, you will be my female supporter.
< p>Female: What bet?Male: I am taller than you!
14.
Male: Today is 520, what should I do? ?
Female: Confession?
Male: Then I can only say "I like you" until tomorrow.
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Female: I’m so hungry. Where can I eat?
Male: Then you must agree to be my girlfriend before you can eat! Woman: Why?
Man: I booked a couple’s restaurant.
16.
“Can I kiss you? "
"No"
"What did I just say to you"
"Can I kiss you?"
" Well, okay”
17.
“I’ll do a magic trick for you”
“Okay”
“It’s done "
"What, I didn't see it?"
"I like you more. "
18.
"I have a handful of dirt in my hand.
Do you want to fall into my hand? "
19.
"What do you belong to?
xx
No, you belong to me. "
20.
"I have killed people
I like rats
I just got married this year
I like you
I have taken drugs
Guess which one is true? "
"I like you. ”
“I like you too. ”
Popular sentences for flirting with girls:
1. I found out that you are a photo scammer, because you are much prettier in person than in the photos.
< p> 2. Is your blood type square? Otherwise, why are you so handsome?3. Why do you always talk to me? If not, I will think about it again. Find a way.
4. The world is a giant claw machine. I am standing next to the window and I just want you.
5. I find that you are not suitable for falling in love. Get married.
6. You look so cute when you eat. Have you practiced?
7. Why are you so vulgar and always post selfies? I watched them several times. My hands are sore.
8. I think you are too narcissistic. To be honest, you look like you. You can only get the top three in beauty pageants.
9. You prefer cats. Or dog, cat: meow; dog: woof.
10. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like to have one? If so, would you like to have another one? If not, would you mind having another one?
Sentences for flirting with girls
(1).
Do you like sweets? Then why are you so sweet?
(2).
Do you like candy?
(3) "You know? Your eyes are so beautiful, and I know your zodiac sign! "
"What is it? ”
“Andromeda. " (serious face)
(4).
The best reply to "What are you doing" should be "I miss you too" (sympathy) (see clearly it is not " "I miss you" means "I miss you too" with one more word!!)
(5).
Set the mobile phone password to "9946", next time the girl asks the phone Whatever the password is, you can say "I like you" (Friends in the voting circle say this is a brain-burning skill to flirt with girls, but I don't care about you)
(6).
If you want to invite a girl to dinner, you can say this: "I want to eat, but I can't eat without you."
（7).
When walking on the road with a girl in winter, I wrap my arms around her neck and say softly, "I will give you a warm scarf, exclusive to you." Questions and answers to tease people with routine sentences 3
Funny routine sentences to talk about
1. After dinner, my husband suddenly picked up my mobile phone and started playing. I said: " Why are you playing with my phone?” “The new phone I bought for you will arrive tomorrow. Can’t I get familiar with my new phone first?” It was so reasonable that I couldn’t refuse.
2. "I don't have any hope for love now, I just want to get rich!" The person who said this is really young. You will know later that you can still think about love. Think about it, as for getting rich suddenly, don’t even think about it!
3. The desert is solitary and the smoke is straight, and the sun is setting over the long river. I was very touched. It would have been better if the dollar dropped at that time.
4. Young people drive like they don’t have much time left, while old people drive like they have the most time in the world.
5. A man can’t find his girlfriend, so he has no choice but to go to fortune telling. Fortune teller: You are destined to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: What about the second half of your life? The fortune teller said: You will get used to it for the rest of your life.
6. Every time I quarrel with my wife, she will be frightened by my loud voice. It was like this again today. After the quarrel, she came over and held my hand and said to me: "Husband, please don't do this in the future. You cried so loudly that the whole corridor heard you."
7. Once, my bus card was accidentally cracked and the chip could be seen, so I simply took out the chip. When I took the bus to work the next day, I used double-sided tape to stick the chip on my index finger. When I got on the bus, I tapped the card reader lightly with my index finger, and... I still can’t forget the shocked looks in the bus.
8. I was at work when my wife sent me two selfies in different clothes and asked me which one was more beautiful. As someone who has experienced it, I understand that it is wrong to say that any one of them is beautiful, so I replied: They are all quite beautiful. My wife replied: Do you think so too? Then I bought both. I...
9. There was a power outage at home last night, but the neighbor's house had electricity. I called the electrician to come and take a look. After waiting for a long time, he didn't come in the end. When I met him the next day, I asked him: " "Why didn't you come last night?" He said: "I went there last night. I thought your house was dark and no one was there, so I left..."
10. I have been exercising diligently recently. I have lost weight. I lost a pound, can you tell the difference between me and before?
11. When I was in college, I thought I would spend my college life in an ordinary way. One winter was very cold and I didn’t want to get up in the morning to study, so I asked my roommate to make up a random excuse for me. I asked for leave, and in the afternoon, the news of my heat stroke spread throughout the campus.
12. When I was naughty, I was often beaten by my mother. Once a classmate taught me this trick. If you make a mistake, you must admit it first and pretend to hit yourself a few times. This way, your parents will see that you have a good attitude in admitting your mistakes. Hit you. One day I lost my temper again, and seeing my mother angrily coming to beat me, I quickly said with tears in my eyes, "Mom, I was wrong, I will never dare to do it again..." and then pretended to slap my butt. My mother looked at me contemptuously and said, "You are playing unprofessionally. Let me do it for you!" Sure enough, my mother was still playing professionally.
13. My 5-year-old daughter asked me: "Mom, how did I get here?" As usual, I said, "I picked it up from the trash!" She looked depressed and sighed. He said in a faint tone: "What cruel parent would be willing to throw away such a beautiful child?"
14. Being a human is tiring, otherwise how can we call ourselves human!
15. If you are not full, you will only have one worry; if you are full, you will have countless worries.