Li Qingzhao and Zhao Mingcheng bet on books and poured tea. After dinner, two people casually find a book, turn a page and ask each other what book someone is, what sentence, or even what page number it is. The loser pours the tea directly on his chest, and the tea is fragrant with intimacy, elegant but not vulgar. (Li Qingzhao once recalled gambling with her husband when she lived in the village after marriage in the article Preface to the Story of the Stone. The article said: "I remember that every time after dinner, I would sit in class and make tea, referring to the accumulation of book history, saying that a thing is in a book, a roll of books, which page and which line, whether it is in the middle, whether it is winning or not, it is all tea. Both of them raised their glasses and laughed until the tea spilled over their arms and they couldn't drink it. I am willing to be homesick forever! " )
Nalan Rong Ruo once used this code in the word Huanxisha.
Huanxisha
Nalanxingde
Who reads the west wind alone, rustling yellow leaves and closing the window, reminiscing about the past and setting the sun.
It was unusual at that time to get drunk in spring and gamble on books and pour tea.
Note: Her husband is a stele writer.
2. The story of Ji Xiaolan's birthday celebration.
Qing Qianlong held a birthday party for his mother in Wang Hanlin and asked Ji Xiaolan to make an impromptu birthday speech. Lao Ji didn't refuse, but blurted out in front of a room full of guests: "This woman is not human." Wang Hanlin was very embarrassed when the old lady heard her face change. Lao Ji unhurriedly read the second sentence: "Nine fairies descended to earth." Suddenly the audience became active and praised, and the old lady turned anger into joy. Lao Ji then read the third sentence: "Give birth to a son to be a thief." All the guests became speechless and joy turned into embarrassment. Lao Ji shouted the fourth sentence: "I stole Xiantao and gave it to my mother." Everyone cheered at once.
3:
Zhang Xian (990- 1078, Ye Zi), a famous poet in the Northern Song Dynasty, married a concubine of 18 years old at the age of 80. At that time, Su Shi, who often recited poems with Zhang Xian, visited him with many friends and asked the old gentleman what he thought of his beauty. Zhang Xian then casually read: "I am 80 years old and 18 years old. Your beauty is my white hair. The same age as Qing, only separated by a flower. "
Su Dongpo, who is humorous, immediately sang a song: "Eighteen brides and eighty lang, with gray hair and red makeup. Two nights in the quilt, a pear tree pressed Haitang. "
4:
An old man with few wives will definitely lead a disharmonious life. An old prime minister in his seventies married a young woman in her twenties. Life is hard to satisfy her young wife. She couldn't bear loneliness and secretly hooked up with extremely young people.
One Mid-Autumn Festival night, the old prime minister went home and heard the voices of men and women teasing in the room. He hid under the window and listened. "Look at you like dough!" "Look at you like a pink ball." "Your Old Master Q?" "Like a burnt old dried onion!" The more the Prime Minister listened, the angrier he became. He put up with it and went to sleep in another room.
The next day, the prime minister placed moon cakes and fruits, called the little lady and the bookish people and asked them to recite poems against them. First, the Prime Minister chanted, "August 15th is due east. Suddenly, I heard laughter coming from the room. The dough is mixed with dough balls, and the old onions are bright. " On hearing that the Prime Minister knew, my little lady was not afraid, so she simply got the song right: "On August 15th, I was in the west, and I divorced my teenage wife. Although you live together, death is someone else's. " When the story was revealed, he was extremely anxious. He quickly apologized to his master and recited a poem: "August 15th is full, so the Prime Minister can punt in his stomach. Adults don't blame villains, and they won't do it again. "
5:
Chen Jichang, a scholar in the Song Dynasty, was a little afraid of his wife. My good friend Su Dongpo wrote an interesting poem in order to laugh at this henpecked gentleman who called himself "the monk Longqiu": The monk Longqiu was also poor, and talking empty words kept him awake at night. Suddenly, I heard the roar of a lion in Hedong, and my walking stick fell into my palm. In the poem, humor and exaggeration are used to describe Chen Jichang's fear of his wife, which is endless. It is also the first time to call a tough wife "Hedong Lion". Since then, "Hedong Lion" has become synonymous with "evil woman".
6:
Ou Yangxun, a calligrapher in the Tang Dynasty, is not good-looking, while my uncle Sun Chang Wuji is a little short. One day, they wrote poems and laughed at each other. The eldest grandson laughed at Ouyang's poem and said, "I shrugged like a mountain and was timid." I don't know who painted this monkey. " This poem greatly exaggerates Ou Yangxun's shortcomings. Ou Yangxun did not show weakness, and immediately wrote a poem to return it: his head was warm and his back was warm, and his legs were cold. Just because my heart is in a daze, my face is completely round. The poem is vivid and mean, which makes the eldest grandson laugh and cry. Their satirical poems were handed down as jokes by ministers. When it reached the ears of Emperor Taizong, Emperor Taizong burst into laughter. And humorously said to Ou Yangxun: "Don't let the queen know your poem, she will be unhappy when she knows it!" Because Sun Chang is the elder brother of the eldest grandson queen. Li Shimin knew that his wife, the eldest grandson queen, was a virtuous queen, and would not be angry about these trifles, so he took the opportunity to give her a silent silence.
7:
It is said that Han Fuqu is stupid, but in fact he is more humorous. For example, he wrote Daming Lake: "Daming Lake, Daming Lake is big, Daming Lake has toads." Write Baotu Spring: "Baotu Spring, Quantu, Sanquan eyes are as thick as usual, vomit and vomit." The most classic is: "Baotu Spring often cooks a pot, but it can't steam steamed bread."
8:
Zhang Zongchang, a warlord, has the lowest education level, but he can also write poems, and his poems are full of humor. For example, his "Laughing at Liu Bang" wrote: "I heard that Xiang Yu pulled out the mountain and scared Liu Bang to flee. This isn't Sean. My grandmother has gone back to Pei County. "When he visited Mount Tai, he wrote:" From a distance, Mount Tai is dark and thick, with a thin top and a thick bottom. If Mount Tai is turned upside down, the head will be thinner and thicker. "He wrote in the poem Lightning in the Sky:" Suddenly I saw a chain of fire in the sky, as if the jade emperor was going to smoke. If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke, why is it a string of fires? "This is the clown's humor, this is the humor of people with low level. This humor can't even come to ordinary people!
9:
During the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, there was a squire somewhere in the south of the Yangtze River. His family has a wife and a concubine, and three people live in one room at night. There is a small room outside the tent as a maid's bedroom. One night, the squire suddenly became interested in poetry and ordered his wife and concubine to sing a seven-character poem. His wife said that "one pole supports two boats", and his concubine immediately said, "If one boat doesn't support, it will struggle." At this time, Taigong suddenly heard the maid sigh outside the account and asked, "Why does the maid sigh?" When the maid saw the question, she quickly recited a Tang poem as an answer: "There is no crossing the boat in the wild." At this point, the four of them have each sung a poem, saying, "If one pole supports two boats, one boat will struggle.". Why does the maid sigh? No one crossed the river in the wild. " It makes people laugh.
10:
There was a talented woman. On the eve of her wedding, the groom asked for poetry, and the woman resigned. Lang Qiang asked for it, but the woman was helpless. She hesitated a little and said, "I can't catch the poem, so I'll borrow two lines of Tang poetry for the time being." The old lady didn't sweep the flower path for the guests. Today, it's only for you. Chai Men hasn't opened it for you yet, but it will open it for you today. The groom heard the laughter and put the bride in the account.