People: Parents who are older (monitor) and younger (deputy monitor).
Props: a table, two chairs, a thermos, two cups, a dish of fruit, a mobile phone with a spring chain, a telephone and an apron.
Accompaniment music: a telephone bell and two tangos.
Da: (dials Xiao Jia's phone. ) ringtone ...
Small: (look at the mobile phone display. ) ah! It's a monitor. I will play him well. (Laughing at the audience)
Xiao: Hello! Welcome to the flashing phone. Press "1" if you are deceived, "2" if you are not satisfied, and "3" if you are not satisfied. If anyone is injured or sick, please call "120". Xiao: (I'm overjoyed, cover the receiver)
Big: (scratching his hair strangely and looking at his mobile phone) That's right! 38 38 338 Strange! What is that?
Da: (Picking up the phone again, I can only hear a thief laughing from the other end of the microphone) "Ah, ha, ha, ha ..."
Big: All right, you little guy! How dare you tease me? I'll get even with you when I get to your house. Tell me how to get to your house.
Xiao: (covering his stomach and trying not to laugh) Stop at 520!
Big: 520? What 520! You confess to me! I'll be embarrassed! (the tone is yin and yang)
Small: (heavy) who told you! Like you were born in Zhao Benshan? ! I'm not Song Dandan! All right! Seriously. "Stop at 520" means-you take the No.5 bus to the bus station first, then take the No.20 bus to the town station, and then you have to stop! (Breathing) Alas! Really.
Big: Oh! Then maybe the station is your home! Oh! Don't! Your home is at the station!
Small: 13 14!
Big: 13 14? For life! Ah! (Make a surprise)
Xiao: You are big all your life! Look at you, you are behind the times. You haven't even seen the "New Digital Interpretation". 13 14 means that you will pass a mountain and a temple when you come to my house! Then I'll pick you up, okay? Hurry up! (Put down the phone)
Big: Hey, hey! What 520? 13 14? I am so angry! He threw away his mobile phone and it bounced back. The original mobile phone is hung with a spring chain)
Big: Ha! I'm smart! And left a hand. (to the audience)
An hour passed. ...
Big: Oh, my God! What the hell is so far away! I'm exhausted! I swear I will never-
Shaw: Never. Why? Never. Why? Say it! (angry, put your hand in your waist)
David Attenborough: Never ... Never ... (When Da Da discovered the hours behind him, it was too late. He looked unlucky and suddenly saw a mosquito flying).
Big: (pa! ) smelly mosquito! (Raise your hands and flap in the air)
Xiao: You ... OK! All right! Go to my house! (Xiao suddenly realized that he was going to be a guest at home and immediately changed his tone. )
Big: shh! (False alarm) Don't hit mosquitoes next time ... (The little one is in front, the big one is in the back, muttering)
Shaw: Here we are! Please come in! I opened the door a little, wiped my feet at the door and came in.
Xiao: Dad! Mom! The monitor is here!
Big: (pa! ) Don't call me monitor in private! I patted my little head, but I blushed when I saw my little parents watching. )
Mom and dad (looking at the size in surprise, I don't know what to say)
Big: Hello, uncle and aunt! When I realized that something was wrong, I sold my good boy at once. )
Mom and Dad: OK! All right!
Mom: You are the monitor! I often hear her talk about your embarrassing things!
Xiao: Oh, my God! Stop and do your thing! I have something to discuss with the monitor.
(Mom and Dad leave and sit down. )
Rita: What kind words have you said to your parents about me? (Staring down)
Xiao: No … No … No! I didn't say anything. I realized that the smell of gunpowder was very strong, so I got up and hid behind the chair at once. )
Big shot: All right! We'll settle accounts later! It's the New Year! The task assigned by the head teacher has not been solved yet!
Xiao: Yes, the teacher said that our class should hold a meaningful activity to welcome the New Year. What kind of activities should we have? (Xiao walks back and forth, thinking)
(The two are lost in thinking ...)
Small: (pa! ) yes! (Lightly and heavily slapped the table) (The person lying on the table was shocked)
Da: You are the judge who judges sinners! (Shouting)
Mom and Dad: What's the matter! What's wrong! What's going on (Mom and Dad rush out of the kitchen)
Size: Nothing, nothing!
Da: We are discussing what activities to do this New Year.
Rita: yes, you thought of it! ?
Xiao: I forgot what they did. (Bow your head, tone becomes lighter)
Xiao: Oh! Mom and Dad, give us some advice!
Mom and Dad: This? Let me see.
Dad: That's right! You can go to your grandparents' house and run around! Make them happy. (pour boiling water as he talks, and serve a big drink)
Mom: Yes! You can also show them some programs or teach them to dance. (Take out a plate of fruit from the bowl and put it in front of the big table): Come and eat the fruit.
Big shot: That's a good idea. (Cross your hands to show your agreement)
Xiao: Mom and Dad are wonderful! I love you so much! (coquetry hug to mom).
Mother: OK! All right! How old are you! You continue to discuss, and we will prepare lunch.
Xiao: Yes! (sticking out his tongue)
Big: Let's think about what to do!
Xiao: It's an old-fashioned activity to visit my grandparents' house, but it's meaningful to do it well (clench your fist and be confident).
Big: Yes! There is a welfare zone near the school, so we will take the elderly in the welfare zone as the object of this activity.
Xiao: Hmm! There are many elderly people in the welfare area. What activities should we do? (thinking ...)
Big: Activities? ! (Thinking ...) I wonder if old people can dance tango and yangko? Ah! Speaking of tango, I'm ready (music begins) (stand up energetically and play tango)
Xiao: Alas! Ah! ..... Why you! Lamian Noodles! (The little ones are dragged around by the big ones)
Mom and Dad: (I don't know when I peeked at the door. The scene at this time surprised them very much! Rushing out of the door) What are you doing? (Shouting) (Music stops) "Bang!" (hands down in shock) "Oh! Oh, my God! " As soon as the big one let go, the small one was thrown out and fell to the ground at the same time.
Mom: "Nothing!" (Say help is small)
Xiao: Mom and Dad! We are discussing whether to tango!
Dad: Tango! (Eyes bright, lost in fond memories) I thought I danced the tango with your mother when I was chasing her.
Dad: "OK!" "(thumb and middle finger rub) music! So I took my mother's hand and danced the tango. )
How romantic it is!
Size: Suck! It sucks! What is that smell? (Music stops)
Mom: Ah! Forget it, forget it, the fire is still there!
(Mom and Dad run to the kitchen)
(size recovery)
Shaw: Yeah ... it's ... it might be useful. But you are so vicious! (Mao, the tone is aggravated, and he sits down painfully. )
I'm sorry, I'm so excited.
Xiao: Are there any other programs? (The pain is still there)
Xiao: Ah! (One stands up straight and full of energy) Is it necessary to post couplets as the Chinese New Year is coming? Grandpa must be happy to hold activities to write Spring Festival couplets.
Big: Not bad! Not bad! Write Spring Festival couplets! Now everyone lives a well-off life, and few people write Spring Festival couplets and post them themselves. (patted his forehead) Not stupid!
Big: Your waist-it doesn't hurt!
Xiao: It doesn't hurt anymore! I'm not finished yet! Grandpa writes Spring Festival couplets, grandma pastes the batter, and we paste Spring Festival couplets. Very happy and harmonious, ok! Let's get started. The more you talk, the more excited you are. Stand on the chair. )
Da: Then I can show my brush strokes, too. Ha! (getting up excitedly)
Xiao: Not many people can write a good hand! Boy! Only you! ? Hmm! Doubt! (jumping off the chair)
Da: Don't underestimate me. My handwriting is flying while the dragon and the phoenix dance.
Shaw: When dancing? I can't read any words, and I can't read better! (Turn around and walk to the big side)
Big: Then wait and see! (a big press on the table)
Xiao: Don't compete with grandpa! (naturally)
I won't tell you.
Big: and you can make grandparents sing! (saying to leave the post)
Big: (cough, clear throat) (revolutionary song)
Shaw: Stop! Stop. Don't scare the old man.
Big: (I still sing my song)
Xiao: Do you have a glow stick? Throw it here. (Shouting at the audience)
Big: don't throw it, don't throw it! (All right, all right) Can't I stop singing? (Extremely wronged)
Xiao: think again, think more about several schemes.
Big: The New Year is a holiday for everyone and a paradise for children. What will these children do without us? (Shouting at the audience)
Xiao: Are you a child?
Big: I don't want to. I don't want to grow up ... (singing, telling)
Xiao: I'm impressed. (helpless)
Xiao: Then let's have a "grandparents holding hands" activity.
Big: Hmm! Pull grandpa to play marbles, pull grandma to jump rubber bands, and give grandma and grandpa the feeling of childhood.
Ho: (Song of Childhood)
Mom: OK, OK! Stop singing, you're not hungry! Sing again, even the worm in your stomach won't agree. ...
End: (Thank you! )
Pupils' crosstalk script
Content:
Xiaoling sleeps on the table.
Iverson lost a book with him. Get out.
Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat.
Xiao Ai (entering): Oh, man, this is really confusing. Are you kidding? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat!
Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you!
Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?
Wu: I took it last night.
Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position!
Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early!
Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise?
It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning!
Do you know what mistake you made? Huh?
Xiao Ai: Yes.
Wu: Let's stop arguing.
Xiaoling: What you can't forgive is that you woke me up!
Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling.
Xiao Ai: Last but not least, develop style. Dude, take the exam as I say!
Wu: Huh? Today's exam?
Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today!
Xiao Ai: Scared?
Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?
Xiaoling: None of them are right! I'm tired of playing with grass!
Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil!
Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard?
Xiaoling: Do you also play with grass?
Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned over: What do you think?
Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I tell you, this is a great move!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on!
Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)
Xiaoling: Go to hell!
Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that?
Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick?
Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz.
Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu ignored her.
Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there?
Xiaoling: Three steps!
Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod)
Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod)
Step 3:-hand in the roll paper!
Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper!
Wu: What's the problem?
Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, who didn't come to the exam today?
Xiao Ai: Who can't take the exam today? Xiaoling?
Xiaoling: I'm not here!
Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu?
Xiao Wu: Yes!
Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-little moxa!
Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same whether you come or not!
Xiaoling: Answer, teacher! Not yet!
The teacher came in.
Three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! (noisy)
Teacher: What's your name? Did the toad come in?
Three people laughed.
Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? Score! On and off, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exams are our magic weapon!
Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill!
Teacher: Give out the roll paper quickly! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it now? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do?
Curly hair
Teacher: The exam time is * * * two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!
Xiao Ai: I think teachers are better.
He is a mouse looking for a cat as an escort-unreasonable demands!
Xiaoling: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling?
Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Heavier than the salt sea!
Three people copy.
Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please don't copy this classmate!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy it!
The teacher came to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!
Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk!
Teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it!
Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! have bad luck
The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's roll paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to get up and go.
Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour!
The teacher went to see Xiao Wu, who took the roll paper to the table and copied it.
Teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending!
I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all.
How did you copy it? Like this? Like this?
Wu: Lower it! Lower it!
Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's roll paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?
Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! I can't play grass as well as her (Xiaoling)!
Xiaoling stared at Xiao Wu.
Teacher: That's right. Remember to mow the grass next time! I like this kind of hard-working child.
Teacher: Time is up! Hand in the papers.
Put away the roll paper.
Teacher: OK. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon! (below)
Xiao Ai: Ah! Still taking the advanced math exam in the afternoon?
Xiaoling: Ah! ! Take the exam in the afternoon! (Picking up grass) What did you take just now?
Wu: Gao ... number? ! What kind of tree is that?
Three people: study how to mow the grass!
The teacher came in (all teachers can dress up alone).
Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Ai, how is your composition? (Roll paper to Xiao Ai)
Xiao Ai: What's the matter?
Teacher: You read it.
Xiao Ai: "My teacher", my teacher has an oval face ...
Teacher: Wait, (takes out a big sign to write claws) Are you a melon with a melon face? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, paw face is also a face. Can't you make do with it?
Teacher: Keep reading.
Xiao Ai: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. ...
Teacher: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words?
Teacher: So you only paint beautiful pictures?
Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!
Teacher: Hum, tell you, you are only 496 words!
Xiao Ai: Oh! Then add: how beautiful!
Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. Touch the tree and die.
Xiao Ai: Find an old pagoda tree to hang yourself!
Teacher: Why is it an old pagoda tree? Look, you explain words, explain death, and you write death!
Xiao Ai: Oh, I want to write to death!
Teacher: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again!
Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!
Teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right!
Xiao Ai: Do you have any fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade. ...
Teacher: (Laughter) Congratulations, you won-
Iverson: Have you passed?
Teacher: (it doesn't matter) the sixth chance to rebuild. (below)
Xiaoling and Xiaowu: Forget it. Come and study the grass with high number.
The teacher came in.
Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Wu!
Wu: Yes!
Teacher: Look at your roll paper!
My question is: this is the question, please answer.
what did you say ?
Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... Is there a mistake?
Teacher: Is this a question?
Teacher: You-OK, next,
Essay question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it?
Xiao Wu: I answered!
Teacher: Just five words!
Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!
Teacher: You-you wait to hang up!
Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times!
Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your nature. ...
Wu: Two-too many!
Teacher: OK, the first question is correct! If you don't answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?
Xiao Wu: I wish I were bald.
Teacher: Answer!
Xiaowu: 123456789!
Teacher: How do you know?
Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!
Teacher: OK! Very good! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)
Wu: This is-
Teacher: Reconstruction Act! (below)
Xiaoling and Xiao Ai: To learn advanced mathematics-
The teacher came in.
Xiaoling: English teacher! (trying to run)
Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? No breakfast!
Xiaoling: I didn't eat-
Teacher: I saw you eating this morning!
Xiaoling:-Have breakfast tomorrow!
Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the roll paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just choose the topic without looking at it at all?
Xiaoling: No!
Teacher: How dare you quibble!
Xiaoling: I didn't even look at the question, just the answer!
Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?
Xiaoling: Does it look strange? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph.
Teacher: Xiaoling, you should wake up! You this time-
Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I failed five or five times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more!
Teacher: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what evening dress means?
(to the audience) This is an evening dress!
Xiaoling looked at Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu.
Xiao Ai: Night is night, right? Perfect for big games!
Xiao Wu: clothes are clothes, MM is always clamoring to buy them!
Xiaoling: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit!
The teacher shook his head. (below)
Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time! (below)
Xiao Ai: Forget it. Grass may be useless. I'm leaving, too.