Do you know my job?
One night, a hotel caught fire and the people living in it ran out in their pajamas.
Two men stood outside watching the fire.
"Before I came out," said one, "I ran into some rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think about money when they are afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in the fire, the fire will burn it. So I took all the money I could find. No one will become poorer because I took them. "
"You don't know my job," said another.
"What's your job?"
"I am a policeman.
"Oh!" The first man shouted. He had a brainwave and said, "Do you know what I do?" "No," said the policeman.
"I am a writer. I always talk about things that have never happened. "
Translation:
Do you know what I do?
One night, a hotel caught fire, and the people living in this hotel ran out in their pajamas.
Two men stood outside, watching the fire.
"Before I came out," one of them said, "I ran into some rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think about money in fear. If someone leaves paper money in the fire, the fire will burn it to ashes. So I took all the money I could find. No one will become poorer because I took them. "
"You don't know what I do." Another said.
"What do you do?"
"I am a policeman."
"Oh!" The first man gave a cry and had a brainwave and said, "Do you know what I do?" I don't know. The police said.
"I am a writer. I always like to make up stories that have never happened. "