Two fishermen named Smith who lived nearby met with misfortune. One lost his wife and the other lost his boat. A tourist mistakenly thought that the man who lost his boat was a widower and went to visit him. "Good morning, Mr. Smith," she said. "I'm sorry to hear about your misfortune." "Oh, that's all right, mom; She is not so good! " He replied. "Oh, my God!" The visitor exclaimed, "Don't say that!" Alas, she's a rickety antique. When I go out with her, my life is always in danger. In fact, I gave her to my friend Ollie last week, but he didn't want her. I've been paying attention to another person for some time. "