Interesting poet-Zhang Zongchang

Zhang Zongchang, born in Ye County, Shandong Province (now Laizhou, Shandong Province), is one of the leaders of warlords. In those days, he monopolized the military and political power in Shandong, made no achievements and had a bad reputation. People call him the "three unknowns" general, that is, "I don't know how many soldiers there are, how much money there is, and how much my aunt knows." There are also nicknames: General Dog Meat, Devil in Chaos, General Long Legs, General Five Poisons, and Zhang Sanduo. Can be described as a real villain. Just looking at these shows how bad this person is. His political career and his bad behavior are despised by people, but we won't talk about it this time. Let's look at some of his poems and appreciate them.

Laugh at Liu bang

I heard that Xiang Yu pulled out the mountain and scared Liu Bang to flee.

Not my little Sean. Grandma has gone back to Pei County.

(Liu Bang is estimated to be' criticisms')

Song of the wind

The cannon opened and hit his mother with a bang, and Vega Haine went home.

Zhang Zongchang is a hero, and he swallowed the hibiscus in one gulp.

(Praise yourself with one hand)

You Taishan

Seen from a distance, Mount Tai is dark with a thin top and a thick bottom.

If Mount Tai is turned upside down, the head will be thin and the top will be thick.

Indeed, it vividly describes the characteristics of Mount Tai, which is fine on the top and thick on the bottom. )

Xue Yong

What is flying in the sky, piling up in the east and piling up in the west.

Could it be that the Jade Emperor built a golden palace to sift lime?

(Is this lime more grounded after reading "The air difference of salting can be simulated" and "If the catkins are not because of the wind"? )

Daming Lake

Daming Lake is very big. There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake.

There are toads on the lotus. Poke and jump.

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I wonder how many women have geometry.

Yesterday, a child called my father. I wonder who his mother is.

(Lin Yutang said: This guy Zhang Zongchang has about 80 wives. Some are from China, some are foreigners; Some are actors, some are bitches; Some are good-looking, and some are extremely ugly; Some gave birth to his children, and some never slept with Zhang Zongchang. This poem also implies his ostentation, and his lust can cover the sky! )

You Bao tu quan

Baotu spring, the spring water is protruding, three eyes are as thick, and three streams are light and glug.

You Peng lai ge

What a Penglai pavilion. That's fucking good.

Even the gods can come, so I'll sit down.

Put wine by the window and sing to the sea.

Come and guess a few punches, brother-in-law is afraid of drinking too much!

Pray for rain

Grandpa Jade Emperor is also surnamed Zhang. Why do you embarrass An Zongchang?

If it doesn't rain for three days, rip off the Dragon Emperor Temple first, and then bombard your mother with artillery.

(This was written because of public opinion when Zhang Zongchang begged for rain. In fact, when Zhang Zongchang begged for rain, he scolded the Dragon King and hit the statue of the Dragon King with his big mouth. The next day, when there was no rain, Zhang Ling's artillery regiment set up a 19 mountain gun and bombarded the sky repeatedly. It didn't take long for it to rain cats and dogs, which was called "an unheard-of art" by newspapers at that time.

Sky lightning

Suddenly I saw a fire in the sky, as if the Jade Emperor was going to smoke.

If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke, why is it a string of fires?

Zhang Zongchang didn't go to school when he was a child, but during his rule in Shandong, he tried his best to ask Shoupeng Wang to be the director of Shandong Education Department and worship him as a teacher. Under the guidance of Wang, Zhang studied hard, published a collection of poems, Xiao Kun, and distributed it to his friends. What level these poems are temporarily, you can look at them as jokes.