Can I ask for poems from Stephen Chow's version of "Tang Bo Hu Spots the Fragrance of Autumn"?

1. In the peach blossom house, there is a peach blossom nunnery, and under the peach blossom nunnery, there is a peach blossom fairy. The Peach Blossom Fairy planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms in exchange for wine money.

2. Others laugh at me for being too crazy, but I laugh at others because they can’t see through it. There are no tombs of heroes in Wuling, and there are no flowers or wine to cultivate the fields.

3. Asking for advice is better than teaching. Ask first and then teach. Ask first after teaching. Ask first before teaching. Then ask after teaching.

4. I am originally from Sanshui, and now I am the first Western guest in Washington. I hold a white paper fan. I am originally from Suzhou, and I am currently a reading boy in Washington. I have a pair of red flowers and big red sticks in front of my door. .

5. I have a blue dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, an old ox on my waist, and a dragon head on my chest. If someone blocks me, I will kill someone, if I block Buddha, I will kill Buddha.

6. The third master from the same village and two li does not know the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Meanings, but he dares to teach seven or eighty-nine people, which is very bold.

7. Nine out of ten families are poor, and they only scrape together eight taels, six cents, five millimeters and four cents, which is still half-hearted and obscene.

8. In the picture, the dragon does not roar and the tiger does not roar, and the little book boy is ridiculous. On the chessboard, the rook has no wheels and the horse has no boundaries, calling the general to be on guard.

Extended information:

The autobiography of Stephen Chow in "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance"

The villain lives on the edge of the city in Suzhou, with a house and fields at home. I had endless joy, but I didn’t know that Tang Bohu was arrogant and ruthless, colluding with the government to occupy my big house and seize my land. My grandfather fell out with him, and he beat him down with a stick. My grandma scolded him for bullying the good people. Instead, he took me into the Tang Mansion and raped her a hundred times. In the end, she hanged herself from the beam and hated the world. He also drove my father and son out of their home and lived by the river. In order to support my father, I had no choice but to Begging alone in front of the temple.

Who would have thought that Tang Bohu was so insidious. Knowing this situation, he actually sent people to plot and beat my father and son wildly in front of the market. The young man was strong and survived, but it was a pity that his soul passed away. , this hatred is really hard to fill. In order to bury my father, I had to sell myself as a slave and make myself low. I worked hard to make money while reading articles. I vowed to show my fame and kill my enemies with my strong will. From now on, I will always keep this hatred with me. Damn it.