Funny version of Mulan Poetry (revised version of Mulan Poetry Funny Classic)

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Don't smell the screams, smell the thick rope. Ask a woman if she is stupid and why she wants to commit suicide. Mulan is not stupid, nor does she answer. I watched a ticket last night, and * * * fined thirty-eight thousand, twelve counts, all tied. Mulan had all the money, only 38 cents, and was going to jail, so she decided to commit suicide. Buy a kitchen knife in the east, a pistol in the west, a sling in the south and arsenic in the north. Go home and write a suicide note, and then paint a makeup. I didn't feel the pain of caesarean section with a kitchen knife, but I felt it was inappropriate to commit suicide with a pistol. Put on a long white coat and put it in your pocket. I didn't feel the pain of hanging on the rope, but I felt it was inconvenient to commit suicide with arsenic. What about suicide? Mulan thought and thought. Throw away the sword and gun, pour out the poisonous arsenic and hang herself on the thick rope beam. Mulan died. When you see the dead after death, the dead will sit in court. Give her twelve whips and a hundred sticks. Mulan asked why, and the prince said that her sin was too long. I would like to send a swift horse and my daughter back to her hometown. When my parents heard the news, they all went to the river. Sister A heard her coming and lay in the grave. Hearing that my sister was coming, I rushed to feed the pigs and sheep. Mulan became a ghost, unable to put on clothes, and walked like a fly, walking through walls everywhere, and officials came to arrest people and knock on the door. I went out to meet those officials, and they were all crazy: they fought together for twelve days, and I didn't know Mulan was a ghost. She became a soul and her family died. Why does Mulan live in this world?

After twittering, the rooster soaked the hen. The exam is exciting enough, and the answer depends on your brain. I don't understand in class, all because of old things. The teacher is full of nonsense, troublesome and verbose. Life is China's, and death is China's soul. It is impossible for me to learn English. I still miss Xiang Yu and can't speak English. Unqualified Chinese shows my character; If the math is unqualified, the teacher is fully responsible; English is not qualified because I am patriotic.

Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table. You didn't do well in the exam, and neither did your deskmate. I'm more worried about going to school every day, and the teacher never leaves my body when giving lectures, which makes me feel like sleepwalking, and there is no reason to criticize every time. There is too much homework, and I want revenge. I do my homework like a fool, and time is not like an arrow. The sun and the moon do not fly. Copy all your homework, or you won't hand it in. Go to school, wait until school is over, and have a holiday after school. Year after year, I hate touching.

Students are classmates, flying separately after school, no problem for one day! The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is afraid of who in today's world? Just because the south wind blows and it rains slightly, it's all my own fault for blowing too well. The sky is gray and wild, and there are four lines on the composition paper. Beauty loves handsome guys since ancient times. I'm the only one who counts romantic figures!

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is afraid of who in today's world?

Just because the south wind blows and it rains slightly, it's all my own fault for blowing too well.

The sky is gray and wild, and there are four lines on the composition paper.

Chirp, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does she fly? Boeing 747!

Ask the woman what she thinks and what she remembers. The woman is also very thoughtful and has no money to buy a plane. Last night, she saw the military post. She needed bombers and 12 planes, but she couldn't afford a rack. Grandpa doesn't have much money, and Mulan doesn't have gold or silver. She is willing to buy steel and build an airplane from now on.

Buy drawings in the east market, screws in the west market, glass in the south market and iron sheet in the north market. I said goodbye to my parents and stayed in the old garage, but I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, only heard the iron sheet rubbing. I bid farewell to the hangar and went to the military camp. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the general shouting hahaha.

Wan Li flew the plane, but he didn't close the mountain. The hot air spreads on the wings and the sun shines on the glass. The general is scared to death, and the soul of a strong man has flown. He flew into the hospital bed and the son of heaven was lying on the bed. He turned twelve times and gave them a slap in the face. Khan asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to go into the cell. I want to drive 747 and fly back to my hometown.

When parents heard the girl coming, they picked up the machine gun. As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she raised her hand and raised her gun. I heard that my sister came, and my brother sharpened his knife and turned mentally retarded. I opened my cabin door, entered my plane cabin, took off my wartime robe, put on my flight suit, put on more grenades, and planted machine guns outside. When they went out to bury bombs, relatives and friends were surprised and busy: Twelve years apart, I didn't know Mulan was going crazy. The madman stepped on the ground, the idiot's eyes were closed, and the two walked side by side. Who can say I'm not normal?

Haha, I want to eat KFC. I don't smell saliva, but I smell a woman's sigh. Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. Women think of hamburgers, but women remember chicken wings. I saw the chicken coupon last night, and there was a big sale on the festival day. Twelve chicken coupons and a chicken wing. Grandpa has no eldest son and Mulan has no big brother. She is willing to go to KFC to feed him from now on.

Buy hamburgers in the East Store, drinks in the West Store, chicken wings in the South Store and French fries in the North Store. When I said goodbye to my parents, I was by the Yellow River at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the splash of hamburgers. But when I left the Yellow River, I went to Montenegro at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the smell of chicken wings chirping. The more the Great Wall of Wan Li spans, the more Mount Everest flies. Banks send gold coins and emperors send sweaters.

Hens die every year, and Mulan returns in ten years. Come back to see Confucius, and Confucius will sit in the sky. Twelve chicken coupons and a hundred baskets of chicken. Confucius asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to be an angel. She is willing to drive 1000 miles to send her son home.

When parents heard that their daughter was coming, they went out to help the general: a sister heard that her sister was coming and wanted to eat KFC; I heard that my sister is coming and is going to eat. Open my East Pavilion pot, take my West Pavilion spoon, take off my wartime robe, put on my napkin, take chopsticks from the window and eat in front of the mirror. When I went out to meet the fire companions, I was surprised and busy: I had been wandering together for twelve years, but I didn't know Mulan was so greedy.

The male rabbit's mouth is three valves, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred; There are two rabbits eating next to me. Can you tell if I am greedy?

Haha, Mulan, damn it, what did you see? Brainless idiot! Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers, and she is also thinking about how to exorcise ghosts. Yesterday, I saw a military post. The old ghost has more soldiers, and the kid is in row 12. This platoon is a fool. Grandpa was scared to death, Mulan was so angry that she was willing to hit boss, and she went crazy from then on!

Buy the giant Buddha in the east, the god in the west, the penguin in the south and the white bear in the north. I bid farewell to the old ghost and longed for the grave. I didn't smell the old ghost scaring the female voice, but I heard the boy scream when he was beaten. Say goodbye to the grave and look forward to the coffin. Don't smell the old ghost scaring the female voice, only smell that Brother Chun is immortal! Wan Li made a magic sword, but the old ghost didn't.

The breath of the new moon is covered with gold, and the cold light kills people. Kid scared to death, old ghost went to heaven! Come back and kill the old ghost. The old ghost ran away. On closer inspection, there are no feet at all. The old ghost asked him what he wanted. Mulan didn't want to go to hell, so she rode her master's head and sent her son back to earth! My parents came as soon as I woke up. Sister A patted her head when she heard the news. It's horrible to turn into a skeleton when I hear my sister coming.

Open my room to ward off evil spirits, drag me into rags, put on the clothes of the imperial doctor and prepare more exorcism symbols. It takes seven inches to play ghost! When I went out to see the old ghost, the children were all in a hurry. They have only been away for one night, and I don't know if Mulan will die. The old ghost takes the head, the kid amputates, and the two ghosts walk side by side. Who can say it's not April Fool's Day?

Say what you say, Mulan has a low IQ. What is the IQ? 0.00 1. Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. Women also have thoughts, and women also have memories. See you last night, invitation, five-star restaurant. The menu is twelve volumes, and everything is famous. Grandpa has no eldest son and Mulan has no big brother. I am willing to be the pommel horse of this city and support you from now on. Buying big bags in the east market is hot in the west market. Buy fried dough sticks in heather and fried cakes in Beishi. Say goodbye to parents and stay by the Yellow River at dusk. I didn't smell the female voice from my parents, but I smelled the roast sweet potato. Say goodbye to the Yellow River and go to Montenegro at dusk. I can't hear my parents calling for women, but I smell boiling water. Wan Li dinner guests fly thousands of miles. Aroma burns deer, and oil illuminates turkey. The guests were exhausted, and Mulan came home with a full load. See you later, son of heaven, son of heaven sitting in the woodshed. Twelve and a hundred cattle and sheep. Khan asked him what he wanted, and Mulan didn't have to wash the dishes. Originally, I rushed to send my son back to his hometown. When my parents heard about my daughter, they went out to chew ginger. Sister-in-law will swallow salt chaff when she hears that she is coming. Hearing that my sister was coming, I sharpened my knife and told my parents. Open my East Pavilion door and sit on my West Pavilion bed. When I eat, take off my kitchen clothes and put them on for me. Eat cloud cakes in front of the window and egg yolks in front of the mirror. Going out to see hot pot makes my mouth water. "After eating together for twelve years, Mulan ate very little. The male rabbit eats vegetable leaves and the female rabbit chews radish. When two rabbits eat at the same table, can Ann tell whether I am a male or a female? "

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Mulan Poetry is a folk song in the Northern Dynasties, and Guo Maoqian's Yuefu Poetry in the Song Dynasty is included in the Song of Cross Blowing. This is a long narrative poem, which tells the story of a girl named Mulan disguised as a man, joined the army for her father, made meritorious deeds on the battlefield, refused to be an official after returning to North Korea, and just wanted to go home and reunite. She warmly praised the woman's brave and kind qualities, her enthusiasm for defending the country and her fearless spirit.

The whole poem conceives the legendary story of Mulan with "Mulan is a girl", which is full of romance; The details are cleverly arranged. Although it is about war, it is more about life scenes and children's modality, full of life breath. Describing the characters' modality, using questions and answers, parallelism, antithesis, intertextuality and other methods to describe the characters' psychology is vivid and meticulous, which makes the works have strong artistic appeal.

Literary masters also like to play and joke.

Fight each other for fun;

Ancient famous Mulan Ci,

Completely changed the original taste.

Poetry: moonlight on the lotus pond