Funny poems about asking for leave

I have to spend time with Gao Tang and my girlfriend. I can’t be with them during such long working hours, so I need to take some time off. Reason for leave: The world is so big and I want to see it. I gained 20 pounds and needed to take time off to go home and lose weight. There is a neighborhood dispute at home, and I need to take leave to go back and deal with it. Absorbing computer radiation all day long, I can't see green, and I can't breathe fresh air. I'm going to ask for leave and go out for an outing. I accidentally burned my tongue while eating this morning and felt very uncomfortable all over my body.

Because I feel dizzy, have a cold, and have a fever. In fact, these are not important. The key is that my dog ??is going to give birth...I washed my hair in the morning and accidentally broke it...I feel that the shoes and pants I wore today do not match...