The spirit of Sichuan in the Song Dynasty was entirely attributed to the Su family. Su Xiaomei’s father, Su Xun, and her brothers, Su Shi and Su Che, were all highly talented. The so-called "a family of father and son, three poets, can produce thousands of articles." "Eight Families".
Su Xiaomei is neither fat nor thin, with thin red lips, round face, big black eyes, high forehead and protruding jaws, she looks like a girl at first glance. A shrewd look. She has loved to quarrel with her two brothers since she was a child. She is very naive. Especially the eldest brother Su Shi, who has a full beard, a protruding belly and a fat body. He wears a loose robe and long sleeves. He is unkempt and informal. He is the target of her quarrel. So we kept fighting at home all day long. One day Su Dongpo made a joke about his sister's appearance, describing her protruding forehead and concave eyes as follows:
Three or five steps before leaving the hall, her forehead first reaches the painting hall;
It was difficult to wipe away tears several times. When it arrives, there are two springs left.
Su Xiaomei smiled and immediately retorted:
A clump of mourning grass came out of her lips, and her hair and hair were apricot;
The quarrel returned to nowhere. , suddenly heard a voice coming from Mao Li.
This poem mocks Su Shi's unkempt and unkempt beard. A girl is most afraid of being told about the weaknesses of her appearance. Su Xiaomei's forehead was a bit protruding and her eye sockets were slightly protruding, so she was caught and teased by Su Shi. Su Xiaomei said that Su Shi's beard didn't seem to have touched the sore spot, and she felt that she had not taken advantage. After taking a closer look, I found that my brother's forehead was flat and not impressive, and he had a horse face, one foot long, with two eyes far apart. The whole facial features were out of proportion. He immediately wrote another poem happily:
The sky is wide and the road is 3,000 miles wide. Looking into the distance between the two eyebrows and the clouds and Han;
Last year a drop of lovesickness tears still cannot flow down my cheeks.
Su Shi was so happy that he patted his sister on the head and laughed. When the Su brothers and sisters play proverbs, it can be said that there are no taboos. They often use puns to leave you imaginable.
One winter, it was clear after the snow. Su Shi put on a big fur robe and sat in a sunny place to bask in the sun. The wind blew and the fur ruffled. Su Xiaomei walked by and saw this. Seeing the scene, he immediately said: "The fur is blowing in the wind." After saying that, he looked at Su Shi with a smile and a proud look. There happened to be some ice and snow on the wall in the corner where she was standing. Under the sunlight, the melted snow water was flowing down the wall. Su Shi didn't even think about it, so he said smoothly: "The water is flowing down the wall in the sun." "Although Su Xiaomei was still young, she had already learned about personnel matters. She immediately blushed, gave her brother a hard look, and ran away quickly. Another time, Su Xiaomei was squatting by the well to cut open the fish. Su Dongpo came back from outside and passed by on horseback. When he saw it, he immediately said: "Sister, squat down and cut the fish in half!" Su Xiaomei hesitated, but finally couldn't help it. , raised his head slightly, and said to his brother with half embarrassment and half anger: "Brother is riding a horse, step up and give me a whip."
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