What wonderful things have you done to avoid doing your homework?

There was a class assignment in primary school. I don't know why I suddenly don't want to do it. What if I don't want to do it? I'm worried. Suddenly, I had a brainwave, fell on my finger, quietly uncovered my clothes and wiped my stomach. I poured a lot in order to play "Stomach Pain" realistically, and then I was prone on the table! Sure enough, the students around me were attracted by the smell of wind oil essence. Soon, the commotion in our corner caught the teacher's attention. When the teacher came, I was lying on the table with tears in my eyes. (Because I am usually very good) The teacher soon believed that I was uncomfortable, allowed me not to do my homework and even asked me if I wanted to go home. And I also righteously refused her, saying that it would be good to have a rest. Up to now, no one knows that I suddenly had a stomachache and shed tears that day because I accidentally wiped my eyes with my hand coated with wind oil ...?