600 words of Han Yu's composition on ancient and modern Chinese knots.

Lin wrote a letter in the morning and demoted Chaoyang Road to 8000 in the evening. This is the holy dynasty's strategy to eliminate evil, and I dare to cherish the old age. Where is the hometown of Qinling Mountains? Snow blocked the blue horse. Knowing that you came all the way, you should have done it on purpose so that I could collect the bones by the river. -Han Yu's "Self-Ode" Han Yu is one of the eight masters in the Tang and Song Dynasties and an advocate of the ancient prose movement. He was born in Heyang (now Mengzhou, Henan). His mantra is this: "Brother, I was born in a famous Han family in Changli County. My name is Han Yu. Please take care of me ... "Actually, when Han Yu was three years old, his parents died first. His brother and sister-in-law are raising him, and Han Yu grew up drinking his sister-in-law's milk. Because Han Yu knew it was not easy to save his life, he studied very hard and finally taught himself. At the age of 20, I went to Chang 'an to take the Jinshi exam (equivalent to the modern civil service exam) and failed three times. It was not until the eighth year of Zhenyuan (792) that he took the exam for the fourth time and was admitted to Jinshi. He once held idle positions in Bianzhou (now Kaifeng, Henan) and Xuzhou shogunate. In the 18th year of Zhenyuan (802), Han Yu was 35 years old and worked as a doctor of imperial academy in Chang 'an. Since then, he has officially entered the official career. In the 19th year of Zhenyuan, he served as the censor. Because of his work needs, he often makes unannounced visits inside and outside Chang 'an City. Seeing that the lives of ordinary people are very hard, he really can't stand it. He wrote a book about famine, but he offended powerful people and was demoted to Guangdong to be the magistrate of Yangshan County. In the first year of Yuanhe, Tang Xianzong succeeded to the throne. Due to high fever all the year round, he accidentally found that some of his courtiers were surnamed Han, and "Han" was "cold", which was the best way to deal with high fever. You see, his name is "Yu", and he will really get well from any illness. Look at his handwriting, it is "back". He was overjoyed and immediately called him to his side to cool down his fever. Han Yu was recalled to Chang 'an as Dr. imperial academy. In the 12th year of Yuanhe, with the help of Pei Du's conquest and rebellion, he was naturally promoted to assistant minister of punishments (equivalent to the modern deputy minister of the Central Committee). In the fourteenth year of Yuanhe, the boring Tang Xianzong sent people to welcome Buddha bones into the palace. Han Yu saw that the people were poor at that time, and the bad king didn't care at all. He just remembered to recite the Buddha, and he really didn't like the bad king's practice. He wrote to remonstrate: "The so-called Buddha bones are just a pile of bones. If it is really amazing, let it bring me disaster! " So the mad king in great anger had a high fever, and high blood pressure made him blush and dizzy, so he said, "You are a good Han Changli, and I can fulfill your wish without the help of Buddhist bones!" " So he was demoted to Chaozhou to be a secretariat. It's really "a letter hits the sky, and at night, Chaozhou Road is 8 thousand." Han Yu rode a thin horse and waded through mountains and rivers. After eighty-one difficulties, he finally crossed to Chaozhou. The environment here is so bad that no one can understand what the locals say. It sounds like a bird chirping at Han Yu. One day, Han Yu heard from the judge Ji Qin that there were monsters in the west of the county seat, and he ate a lot of people and cattle and sheep, so he rode a thin horse to the Lushui River in the west of the county seat alone. Suddenly, a crocodile several feet long overturned him, swallowed most of the thin horse in one gulp, shed tears after eating, and then opened his mouth to him, only to see sharp white teeth shining with cold light. Then more than 500 crocodiles came to eat one after another, chewing horse bones loudly and leering at Han Yu with malicious intent. Listening to the bone-biting sound in Han Yu's ear, his scalp began to tingle and his legs trembled at the same time. He trembled and said, "Brother, I come from a famous family in Changli County. My name is Han Yu. Please take care of me. I just don't know what brand of toothpaste Brother Crocodile uses ... "Crocodiles are used to listening to local birds. Now that I have listened to the authentic Mandarin, I feel that I have a special flavor. Listen to him quietly. It turns out that according to the habit of crocodiles, food is not easy to eat with your mouth when it makes a sound, and it is said that you will get stomach trouble, so I listened patiently and nodded my head every two minutes without interruption. Han Yu was more surprised when he saw it, so he had to bite the bullet and talk to them about everything. Crocodile was so sleepy that it took him a long time to finish talking with Han Changli. They have to pose comfortably to be with Han Yu, so they put their long mouths out and put them on the river stone. Because of the hypnotic effect of Han Yu's low-pitched male voice, the crocodile actually fell asleep. Han Yu's shock has just subsided. Seeing this opportunity, is there any reason not to run away? So he immediately said, "I want to know what will happen next time, and listen to the next decomposition", and then fled home. The next day, Han Yu had enough rest. Together with Judge Ji Qin, he roasted a suckling pig and an old sheep and threw them into the Suishui River. In front of all crocodiles, he began to write an article "Sacrificing Crocodiles", a famous crocodile with more than 500 words, claiming that one sentence scared away a crocodile. When Han Yu finished writing, he read it aloud in his usual clear Mandarin, which moved crocodiles all over the river to tears. He turned and headed for the sea, determined to turn over a new leaf and vowed to be a good crocodile. Suddenly, Han Yu found something moving under his feet. It turns out that there is a small crocodile and a cracked crocodile eggshell next to it. It turned out that it saw Han Yu as soon as it came out of its shell. According to animal instinct, it took Han Yu as its parents at first sight. It seems that it regards Han Yu as its parents, looks up and needs feeding. Han Yu remembered the death of his parents when he was three years old. He was very kind, took it home, raised it with bread and steamed bread, and even fed it. Crocodiles and Han Yu became good friends, but they were not much better than turtles. On a whim, Han Yu crossed with a local turtle and soon gave birth to many turtles covered with thorns. They were named snapping turtles, then multiplied in large numbers and finally sold secretly in the market. Unexpectedly, it sold well. Han Changli's crocodile turtle soon became a famous brand, and people in the market named it Changli brand, which made Han Yu make a fortune. He used the money to go to Chang 'an, hoping to be transferred back to Chang 'an. In the fifteenth year of Yuanhe, Xian Zong, who had a high fever, died, and Mu Zong succeeded to the throne. Sure enough, he was transferred back to Chang 'an and became an assistant minister of the Ministry of War. Han Yu gave the snapping turtle to chaozhou people for breeding, but their skills were not up to standard. Except for a small number of snapping turtles who crossed the ocean to study in the United States, all the others died. When Han Yu returned to Chang 'an, he also took a small crocodile with him. He usually keeps it in a treasure bag around his waist, which is confidential and no one knows. At that time, there was a mutiny in the town and state, which killed Governor Tian and made Wang Ting the governor privately. Mu Zong, the son of the bad king, didn't faint, so he immediately sent Han Yu to please him. Han Yu went to the town and called all the soldiers and civilians who had participated in the mutiny to the playground. Unexpectedly, the soldiers and civilians swarmed and seized Han Yu, threatening to kill him another day. The little crocodile hurried to the nearby crocodile hole and called the local crocodile for help. The mutinous soldiers and civilians were surrounded, and no one dared to move, especially the pseudo-governor Wang Ting, who was scared out of her wits and turned pale, surrendered to the court and never dared to say a word again. Later, Han Yu's position gradually rose, and he served as an assistant minister in the official department, so he was called the Korean official department. In the fourth year of Changqing, Han Yu died at the age of 57. Posthumous title is a "Wen", known as "Han Wengong". At that time, there was a shrine built by chaozhou people called "Han Wengong Temple", which contained a grotesque statue of Han Yu with sparse beard, sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. It is said that anyone who studies or takes an exam can "write with the help of God" as long as he goes to the shrine to burn incense in advance. I don't know if it is really so effective. Guess may be nonsense.