Come and take a look, it’s beautiful. I love it so much!
Act 5: The Revenge of the Prince [Hamlet] Script Shakespeare
[ 2005-12-6 13:57:00 | By: uoaie ]
No. Five Acts
Scene 1: In the cemetery
[Two gravediggers (harlequins) enter]
Worker A: Although she committed suicide , but was she still buried with the sacraments of Christ? {Note 1}
Worker B: I tell you yes, so just dig your grave properly.
The medical examiner has considered the matter and decided to give him a sacramental burial.
Worker A: How is that possible, unless she died in self-defense?
Worker B: The matter has been decided.
Worker A: It must be "self-defense and death", there can be no other reasons;
Here's the reason:
If I drown myself deliberately , then, this is an action,
And any action is divided into three parts, that is, "want to do", "do", and "do".
This shows that she did commit suicide deliberately.
Worker B: Okay, but, kind Mr. Gravedigger, please listen...
Worker A: Forget it,
{gesture with hands With}
The water is here, okay.
The person is here, okay.
If this man walked to the water and drowned, then he deserved it.
However, if the water comes to a person and drowns him, then the person is not committing suicide.
He is not guilty of intentionally shortening his own life span.
Worker B: Is this the law?
Worker A: Of course it is, this is the "forensic autopsy method." 』
Worker B: Do you want to know the truth? If this person was not from a noble family,
then it would be impossible for her to be buried according to the sacraments.
Worker A: Yes, you are right this time:
Nobles have more freedom to drown or hang themselves than ordinary people; it is really unfair!
< p>Here, give me my shovel.The only aristocrats in ancient times were gardeners, trench diggers, and grave diggers--
They inherited Adam's profession. [Talk while digging]
Worker B: Was he a noble?
Worker A: He was the first person to have a coat of arms {Note 2}.
Worker B: Bah, he doesn’t have one!
Worker A: What, are you a pagan? How do you read the Bible?
The Bible says: "Adam dug." How could he dig the earth without arms?
I'll ask you another question. If you can't answer it, then you really should repent.
Worker B: Just ask.
Worker A: Who builds something stronger than a mason, shipbuilder, or carpenter?
Worker B: The builder of the gallows, because his creations can endure In thousands of people.
Worker A: I like your smart answer; indeed, the gallows is a good answer;
But why is it good?
That’s because, It's good to use it against evildoers.
But now you are wrong to say that the gallows is stronger than the church. This is also considered a kind of evil.
So, the gallows may be of some benefit to you!
Here, let’s try again.
Worker B: {Think carefully}
Who can build something stronger than a plasterer, a shipbuilder, or a carpenter...
Worker A: Yes, if you answer correctly, you will be fine today.
Worker B: Yes, I understand!
Worker A: Go ahead!
Worker B: , I don’t know.
Worker A: Stop beating your head over this matter - a stupid donkey can't move fast no matter how hard you beat it.
If someone asks you this next time, answer: "The gravedigger,"
Because the house he built will last until the end of the world!
Go, go to Yuehanjiu and sift a bowl of wine for me.
[Worker B comes out, Worker A continues digging]
[Starts to sing]
『When I was young, I was in love, I was in love;
p>
It felt so sweet at the time:
Hey, a short good time, hey,
Nothing is better than it. 』
[While he was singing, Hamlet and Heriot came in]
Ha: Could it be that this guy has no feeling for his profession, so he can dig graves and sing at the same time?< /p>
He: Habit has made him not care about this matter.
Ha: Really, this kind of tenderness can only be found by idle men!
Worker A: "It's a pity that time is not forgiving,
its clutches are Me,
take me back to the dirt,
as if I had never been born before.
』
[Dig up a skull and throw it out of the pit]
Ha: This head once had a tongue and could sing;
< p>Now this guy is throwing it out, treating it like the jawbone of Cain, the first murderer {Note 3}.This may be the head of a shrewd person, but now this donkey has taken advantage of it, as if he wanted to deceive God. Don’t you think so?
He: Yes, Your Highness.
Ha: It could also be the head of a courtier,
He would say: "Good morning, Your Excellency." How are you? Dear Sir. 』
He may also be Mr. So-and-so. He will praise Mr. So-and-so’s horse just because he wants to borrow it.
Don’t you think so?
He: Yes, Your Highness.
Ha: Really,
Now, he can only live with maggots.
He has no jaw, and the sexton knocked him on the head with a shovel.
If we have the wisdom to understand this, this is a good example of the cycle of fate!
Are these heads worthless apart from being used as bowling balls? ?
My head hurts when I think of this.
Worker Armor: {Singing}
『A hoe and a shovel,
plus a shroud,
dig A six-foot clay pit was obtained to entertain distinguished guests.
』
[Another head is thrown out]
Ha: Here comes another one!
Isn’t this the head of a lawyer?
Where are all his tricky tricks, his eloquent arguments, his lawsuits,
His deeds, and his clever tricks now?
Why is he now willing to let this reckless fellow hit him in the head with a dirty shovel instead of charging him with assault?
Huh, this guy might have been a big buyer of real estate during his lifetime.
He was accompanied by his mortgage, his bonds, his compensation, his witnesses, and his right of repossession all day long.
Now, all he has in his good head is some good sand.
Is this his final compensation and final recovery?
< p>Are his witnesses still willing to testify for him and buy two pieces of land the size of land deeds?Now, his coffin is just big enough to store these documents.
Can't this buyer get more than this? Ha!
Her: Not an inch more, Your Highness.
Ha: Is the certificate paper made of sheepskin?
He: Yes, Your Highness; there is also cowhide.
Ha: If people expect to be protected by this document, then they are really inferior to cattle and sheep.
Let me talk to this guy.
{To the worker}
Man, whose grave is this?
Worker A: Mine, sir.
[Singing]
"Dig a pit of six feet of clay..."
Ha: I believe it is indeed yours, because you are lying on it Inside.
Worker: You're lying outside it, so it's not yours.
For me, even though I don’t lie in it, it is still mine.
Ha: You are indeed in it; you also said it is yours;
However, it is for the dead, not the living;
So, you are lying.
Worker A: This is a quick lie, sir, and it can be transferred from my mouth to yours.
Ha: For which gentleman are you digging this grave?
Worker A: Not a man, sir.
Ha: So, which woman is it?
Worker A: It’s not a woman either.
Ha: Who will be buried here?
Worker A: A person who was a woman, sir;
But God gave her a soul Rest in peace, she is dead now.
Ha: {To Horatio}
This bastard distinguishes things so clearly! We must speak accurately,
otherwise, Vagueness will leave us helpless.
God, Horatio, in the past three years, I have found that people in the world have become very hypocritical.
Even the country bumpkins love to put on airs and rush to court officials one after another.
{To the worker}
How many years have you been digging graves?
Worker A: Of all the days of the year,
< p>I took office on the day that the late King Hamlet defeated Fortinbrag.Ha: How long has it been?
Worker A: Don’t you know this? Even fools know this:
It was the day when little Hamlet was born.
Now he is crazy and sent to England.
Ha: Yes, indeed.
Why was he sent to England?
Worker: Because he was crazy; there, he could regain his sanity;
If he couldn't If that's the case, it doesn't matter.
Ha: Why?
Worker A: No one will notice him there - everyone over there is as crazy as him.
Ha: How did he become crazy?
Worker A: It’s very strange, someone said.
Ha: What kind of strange method?
Worker A: There is something wrong with his sanity.
Ha: What’s the reason?
Worker: Of course it’s here, in Denmark.
I have been a sexton here for thirty years.
Ha: How long does it take for a person to rot after being buried?
Worker A: To be honest, if he has not rotted before he dies-
These days, we have a lot of corpses suffering from the disease, which are rotten before they are buried - a corpse can last for about eight or nine years.
A tanner's body can survive nine years.
Ha: Why can his skin last longer?
Worker A: Sir, his skin has been exposed to salt due to his industry and is harder than others,
It can be waterproof for a long time, and water is the main reason why those smelly corpses rot.
{Dig up another skull}
Here is a skull, which has been buried here for twenty-three years.
Ha: Whose head is this?
Worker A: It’s a crazy son of a bitch, who do you think he is?
Ha: Hmm , I don’t know.
Worker A: He is such a damn scoundrel and a lunatic. He once poured a jug of wine on my head;
This skull, sir, belongs to the king. The head of Rigoletto Yolick.
Ha: This is it? {takes the skull in surprise}
Worker Armor: Exactly.
Ha: Oh, poor Yolick, Brother He, I knew him before!
He is a guy with infinite fun and full of imagination;
He has played with me on his back thousands of times.
Looking back now, it was so disturbing and stomach-churning.
Here {stroking the skull teeth} hang the lips that I have kissed countless times.
Where are all your sarcasm, your joy, your singing,
your witticisms that can make the whole table laugh?
No one will laugh at your grinning face anymore, right? No chin?
Go to my lady’s boudoir and tell her that even if she puts on an inch of rouge,
< p>She will become like this in the end; let her laugh at this!Brother He, please tell me...
He: What, Your Highness?
Ha: Do you think Alexander looks like this now?
H: I think so.
Ha: It also smells the same? Bah! {Put down the skull}
He: It also smells the same, Your Highness.
Ha: We will all return to the most humble position in the end,
O Horatio,
Can you imagine the noble ashes of Alexander? ,
Will it turn into a beer barrel one day?
He: That’s really incredible.
Ha: No, not at all.
Just deduce from possible aspects step by step:
Alexander died, Alexander was buried,
Alexander turned into dust,
Dust turns into soil, and we use soil to make mud.
Who’s to say that people won’t use this mud to seal a beer barrel?
{Reciting an impromptu limerick}
p>『Caesar turned into earth after his death,
Clay made up the hole and blocked the wind,
The powerful man made great achievements in his life,
The wall came to be repaired Take shelter from the harsh winter!』
Wait a minute, be silent! The king, queen, and courtiers are coming.
[Priests, kings, queens, Laertes and attendants enter with coffins]
Who are they mourning? Performing such a simple ceremony?
It seems that the deceased probably committed suicide, but he was also a person of considerable status.
Let’s hide and watch.
Ray: {Ask the priest} What other rituals are there?
Ha: {To Horatio} This is Laerte, a noble young man, we listen to him say something.
Ray: What other rituals are there?
Priest: Her funeral was more than she deserved; it was all we could do.
The cause of her death is unknown and suspicious; if it were not forced by the king's order,
we should bury her in an unholy place as usual until the end of the world.
What should be thrown into the grave should not be some sympathetic prayers, but some rubble and gravel.
What she received today was a virginal wreath and scattered flowers representing chastity.
She was also buried with the gift of ringing a bell.
Lei: Is that all?
Priest: That’s all.
If we bury her with the usual rituals for the deceased and sing solemn mourning songs,
then we will desecrate the sacred scriptures for mourning the dead souls.
Lei: Let her be buried.
From her pure and flawless skin will emerge fragrant violets;
I tell you, unkind priest, while you lie wailing in hell,
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My sister will be a destined angel!
Ha: {Discovered that the deceased was Ophelia}
What! Beautiful Ophelia!
After: {Scattering flowers in the grave}
Sweet flowers should belong to sweet women; farewell.
I had hoped that you would be the wife of my son Hamlet,
I only thought of decorating your new bed with flowers in the future, sweet girl,
And Unexpectedly, they will be scattered in your grave.
Lei: Ah, I hope countless disasters fall on the damn head of the person who made you lose your mind!
Please leave the pile of dirt and let me go for the last time. Embrace her!
[Leap into the grave]
Now, you can just pile the dirt on the dead and the living until they reach this point. The ancient Pili Mountain {Note 4} and Mount Olympus towering into the sky are even higher.
Ha: {Coming out of the seclusion}
Who is the one who bears such heavy sorrow?
His words of grief are enough to make the planets in the sky sound like fools. If you are crazy, stop for it;
Who is that?
I am Hamlet of Denmark!
Ray: {Pinch Hamlet by the neck}< /p>
The devil steals your soul!
Ha: {Struggle with Laerti}
This is an unkind wish!
Please take your fingers off my throat.
Although I am not a rough person,
but I still have a dangerous side, and you should be afraid of it.
Let go of your hands!
King: Pull them away! {The attendants grabbed them both}
Queen: Hamlet! Hamlet!
All: Gentlemen!
He: My good highness, please calm down!
Ha: I will argue with him on this point until I die. .
Later: My son, which one?
Ha: I love Ophelia, and the love of forty thousand brothers combined is not enough to give her the love I give her.
{To Laerti} What are you willing to do for her?
King: Ah, he is crazy, Laerti.
Later: For the sake of God, just let him go!
Ha: Humph, let me see what you are willing to do for her.
Are you willing to cry? Are you willing to fight? Are you willing to go on a hunger strike? Are you willing to tear your body apart? Are you willing to drink a jar of vinegar?
Are you willing to swallow a crocodile? I am!
You came here to cry? To humiliate me by jumping into her grave?
You want to bury her alive, and I am willing to do the same.
You kept talking about the mountains, then,
let millions of acres of soil be dumped on us,
pile until the scorching sun Scorched its peaks,
making Mount Osa a mere wart in comparison.
You can brag loudly, but I can brag louder than you!
Later: These are just crazy words of his,
When he goes crazy It will be so;
but then he will become like a dove,
as silent as the hatching of its golden egg.
Ha: Listen to me, sir, why do you treat me like this? I have always loved you;
Okay, ignore this, He Whatever Eurex wants to do, he will do it.
Let the cat bark and the dog make trouble!
[Run out]
King: Good Horatio, I beg you to follow him. .
[Horace comes out]
{To Laertes}
Please be more patient about what we talked about last night,
We will put an end to this soon.
{To the Queen}
My dear lady, please send someone to keep an eye on him; this tomb will have a living monument.
Let us rest for an hour.
Until then, we should be patient.
Harold: {and} to mention struggle ryel
This is not the wish!
Please put my finger let the throat.
Although I was not rude,
But I still have my side of the danger, you should be afraid.
Let your hand!
King: pull them! {the attendants hold two people}
Empress: Hamlet! Hamlet!
All the people: gentlemen!
Hector: I'm good, sir , please calm down!
Harold: I will be with him, until I dispute this judgment. Fang
Empress: my son, which point?
Harold : I love ophelia, 40,000 brotherly love is not that I add up to her love.
{to} to ask for her, ryel, are you willing to do what?
Wang : oh, he is crazy, ryel.
Empress: for goodness 'sake, you just let him!
Harold: well, let me see, for her, will you what to do.
Ken cry? Ken fight? Ken hunger? Ken tore your body? Ken drink a cylinder vinegar?
Ken swallowed a crocodile? I will!
You came here, is to cry? Will come into her grave humiliate me?
You think she is buried, I would.
You are chattering say what, then, mountains,
Let million acres of soil in our body, dumping
Yang to inflammation of the peak, it burned
In stark contrast to mount and only a small verrucous square.
You can blow yelling, can I blow it more loudly than you!
Empress: he's the only madness,
When he was so distraught,
However, he will become like a female pigeon,
Like its golden eggs hatch general silence.
Harold: you listen to me say, sir, why should you treat me so? I always love you,
Ok, ignore these, Hector Qiu alex wants to do, he will do.
Responsible for the dog, cat to call to make.
[a] running
Wang: good HeRui repair, I ask you to follow him.
[a] HeRui
{to} to mention ryel
We have talked about last night, please strengthen your patience,
We'll have to end.
{to} to queen
Good wife, please send people watched him, The grave will have a living monument.
Let us take an hour for,
Before then, we should be patient.