1. When treating you as a person, please try to be human.
2, your 24k golden dog eyes finally understand! I just found out now! Alas, your IQ is the tofu residue in your head, right?
3. You are such an idiot. You say you are stupid, but you are still an egg. You say you are an egg, but you are still stupid.
4. Put Laozi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.
You have a beautiful woman, a man who loves you, and you are still sick. Are these three things?
6. There are so many pimples on your face that the tractor will roll over when you drive it!
7. You were ugly when you were born. Even your parents are afraid to see you. Are you afraid that someone will report you?
8. It's sunny and the rain has stopped. You think you can do it.
9. Sometimes, you just don't know yourself. Go back and buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to brush your face.
10, God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can continue to live.
1 1, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!
12, don't show your shameless skills in front of Lao Tzu.
13, with your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so keep slim.
14, you are a cucumber, you were not photographed. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, you need to screw it.
15, you look very creative and have the courage to live.