I haven't seen you for a day. I miss you very much.
Good rain knows the season, and it will rain if it is given.
Sneak into the night with the wind and get wet.
Two heads are better than one, and they all smell the same.
When did the moon begin to appear? You have to have wine to eat.
I don't know if there is wine in the palace, but there is no wine yet.
During the Qingming Festival, it rained so much that pedestrians on the road didn't bring umbrellas.
Excuse me, where is the restaurant? There is a big restaurant in front.
Since ancient times, no one has died in life, and no one has been buried by loess.
Grapes, wine, luminous cups, a lot of money and beautiful women.
Two orioles sing green willows, and an apricot tree goes out of the wall.
As long as there is a warrant, people all over the world know you.
Books are seldom used, and there is not enough money to spend by the end of the month.
Natural talent is useful, and the mouse son can make holes.
Although my body doesn't have bright phoenix wings, it's better to pull a chicken than a phoenix.
Asking how much sadness you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.
You can't have two tigers in one mountain unless you have a mother.
A wise head makes a close mouth, and the teacher has no gun.
If you hate iron, you will get hemorrhoids.
You need someone to untie the bell and someone to tie it. The teacher is not human today.
A scholar can't tell when he meets a soldier; Gorilla teacher, crazy all day.
This morning in spring, I woke up easily. Wu Wen didn't take a bath.
Birds are singing everywhere around me, and lice are everywhere.
But now I remember that night, that storm, that crazy night.
I want to know how many flowers have been broken and run with chamber pot.
Advertisement for leather shoes: Wear Wu Wen leather shoes, not taking the right path.
Shirt advertisement: once you have it, you want nothing more.
I just want pants.
I drank two mouthfuls of deer milk and died wonderfully.
Drink two deer every day and go straight to the yellow road.
National Games slogan; Is it a mule or a horse? Pull it out for a walk.
If you want to be healthy, you should eat every meal;
If you want to be strong, eat more braised pork.
Be sure to choose me!