Adapting funny ancient poems can be used when swearing and begging.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape.

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

Xiao Chun

meng haoran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll check online.

Meet Li Guinian at the lower reaches of the river

Du Fu

Looking for beautiful women in chat rooms

Q q package M S N

This is a good scientific and engineering perspective.

Chat speculatively and want to know someone.

Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Han Yu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

Online M M used to be a pig.

Bu operator

Li Chi Ngai

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.

She lives in North China Institute of Technology.

Chatting every day, seeing each other late.

* * * saw a ghost.

Luoyang's relatives and friends asked each other that the canoe had passed Chung Shan Man. Don't run away if you are in debt! )

The bright line is at the foot of my bed. There are two pairs of shoes on the floor. There are men and women on the bed, including you.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and XX came to the morgue.

Head down and walk west with a smile.

When sending Yuan Er to Anxi

Wang Wei

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Become a monk and go to Shaolin tomorrow.

Zaofa baidicheng

Lipper

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop looking sad.

Just came to the brink of death.

Yamayuki

Du Mu

Away from Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

This is a dinosaur meeting a frog.

Book of Songs. Jia Jian

A thousand years is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are at the net.

I saw it on a whim, fat and long face.

Take advantage, waist like a big water tank.

Jiangnanchun

Du Mu

Daqian. com is green and red.

Chat meetings are getting more and more empty

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there?