Although Fo Yin is a monk, he is a typical "wine and meat cross the intestines, and the Buddha pays attention". One day, Fo Yin just cooked fish and was ready to drink it. Just as Su Shi came to visit, he quickly hid the fish in the coat beside him. (Note: Drum is a bronze-cast jar-shaped instrument, which is often placed on the right side of the Buddha's desk, and is used to ring the bell during Buddhist ceremonies and chanting. )
Su Shi had already smelled the fish, but he didn't see it when he entered the door. He looked at the gown on the right side of the Buddha's desk and realized that it was eight or nine points. Then he pretended to be modest and asked, "Excuse me, master, what is the next sentence of' The first spring is always at Xiangyang Gate'?"
This is a commonly used couplet to congratulate the Spring Festival. Fo Yin is knowledgeable and naturally knows the next couplet. Without thinking deeply, he blurted out: "It is more than a celebration to accumulate good people."
Su Shi smiled and said, "Since there were fish (surplus) in the Qing Dynasty, let's accumulate some goodness and take it out and enjoy it."
In this competition, Fo Yin was recruited by Su Shi, and Su Shi won!
Su Shi and Fo Yin: Top humor masters made moves, and Su Shi won only once in five rounds.
Round 2: There are fish on it.
Another time, when Su Shi was eating fish at home, Fo Yin happened to visit him. Su Shi deliberately "retaliated" and deliberately hid the fish on the bookshelf.
As soon as Fo Yin entered the door, he looked up and saw the fish on the shelf, but he didn't say it directly. Instead, deal with a man as he deals with you, pretending to be modest and asking Su Shi, "How do you spell your surname' Su'?" Su Shi replied, "Usually a grass is written on it, a fish is written on the bottom and a grain is written on the right." Fo Yin asked, "Can fish move?" Su Shi replied: "Yes, fish and grain are interchangeable, with fish on the right and grain on the left. This is also correct. " Fo Yin asked again, "So, can fish be put on grass characters?" Su Shi said: "Of course not. How can fish be put on it? " Fo Yin smiled and said, "Since the fish can't be put on, please ask Master Su to take it off the shelf!" Su Shi knew that he had been exposed, so he had to take the fish down and share it with Fo Yin.
In this competition, Su Shi was recruited by Fo Yin, and Fo Yin won!
Su Shi and Fo Yin: Top humor masters made moves, and Su Shi won only once in five rounds.
The third round: invite to eat half of Lu.
As senior "fish friends", Su Shi and Fo Yin often eat fish together. Whenever they get good fish or invent new cooking methods, they will entertain each other. On one occasion, Su Shi invited Fo Yin to eat "semi-Lu" at home. Fo Yin thought it was a new thing, but he didn't expect it to be a fish. Half of the word "Lu" is just "fish"! Su Shi is such an interesting and naughty person.
A few days later, Fo Yin followed suit and invited Su Shi to eat "semi-Lu". Su Shi thought that he must treat him to fish, too, so he went with pleasure. However, in the hot summer, Fo Yin let Su Shi bask in the scorching sun for a long time, and it was a long time before Fo Yin left home. Su Shi asked, "What about the' semi-Lu' you invited me to eat?" Fo Yin looked at the sun in the sky and replied, "You have already eaten!" Su Shi realized that he invited Fo Yin to eat the "upper half of Shandong" and Fo Yin invited him to eat the "lower half of Shandong".
In this competition, Su Shi was teased and Fo Yin won!
Su Shi and Fo Yin: Top humor masters made moves, and Su Shi won only once in five rounds.
Fourth: the bones are not cold.
One day in the spring, Fo Yin and Su Shi came to the middle of the lake by boat. Fo Yin deliberately threw a fan with Dongpo poems written on it into the lake, and then shouted, "Running water Dongpo poems (corpses)!"
Without showing weakness, Su Shi immediately pointed to the dog gnawing bones on the river bank and said, "Dogs gnaw bones on the river bank (monks)!"
This game, Fo Yin cleverly conceived, Su Shi wit, tied!
Su Shi and Fo Yin: Top humor masters made moves, and Su Shi won only once in five rounds.
Round 5: Monks and Birds
As we all know, "bird" has some obscene meanings in Chinese characters. Su Dongpo wanted to make fun of Fo Yin, so he said, "Poets often use' monk' to describe' bird', such as' bird perches on a tree by the pool, and monk knocks at the door in the moon', and another example is' smelling a woodpecker is suspected to be a monk knocking at the door'. I really admire the wisdom of the ancients with' monks' to' birds'. "
Fo Yin replied indifferently, "Yes, that's why I'm with you."
I have to say, Fo Yin is cruel. Su Shi lost this game!