Ask a poem or a common saying that I often hear: A man smokes a red river and his emotions are frustrated. Can anyone show me the full version?

Poor Tashan, rich 555, bastard sucking bats! My wife is more toothy, so she smokes red camellia!

There is no wife in the room, so draw a Hardman!

The work is going to be difficult, so I’ll smoke Dihao if I have nothing to do!

The man is a bit fancy and often smokes cigars!

If a man is ugly, he often smokes a big nine!

Life is a bit tiring, come and have a mountain girl! If your relationship is frustrated, you have to smoke the red river!

If you want to be rich in life, buy a Marlboro!

The best person is the most ordinary, and he has to be King Furong!

Most of the people in poor areas who show off are in Yuxi!