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I have a skit about the logistics industry, which is definitely in line with the atmosphere of your New Year party. It pokes fun at the hot events in 2011 and contains all the popular elements. It is funny, irrelevant, and has good wishes. It is absolutely Let you and your team shine at the annual meeting!
The clip is as follows:
Host: Both of them are quite fashionable. Let’s go back to our topic and talk about our logistics work and introduce our team
Customer Service A: We are currently engaged in business research and technical competition. There are really talented people there
Host: If there are any talented people, please introduce them to me
Customer Service A : We have a competition event, blind items, that is, you will know what is inside without opening the package
Moderator: This is an ability that can only be accumulated through long-term experience
Customer Service A: Randomly pick out a package, and our third person takes it over, touches it, and knows it’s a USB flash drive
Host: You can tell it instantly, it’s amazing
Customer Service B : The second place, take it over, pinch it, you know, Kingston U disk
Host: Wow, it’s even more powerful
Customer service A: The champion brings it over, touch it, " USB flash drive"
Host: Everyone knows
Customer Service A: Just pinch it, it’s from Kingston
Host: Others have found it too
< p>Customer Service A: Close your eyes and blink, it’s 4G!Host: It’s amazing, you can even feel the capacity
Customer Service B: I didn’t participate in the competition. If I participated in the competition, I don’t need to touch, pinch, or shake. I knew it, not only did I know it was a USB flash drive, it was Kingston, it was 4G, I also knew the contents inside
Host: Impossible, I know the contents inside without touching it with my hands
Customer Service B: Yes, I know the content
Host: What content did you say
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The ending is blessing, sublimation...
Host: (Singing) There is a group of couriers in ******** company,
Customer service A: Are you blue? Elf Body
Host: Can you send blessings to everyone with impromptu singing?
Customer Service AB: No problem, you sing first
Host: (Singing) There is a group of couriers in *************** company,
Customer Service A: (Singing) They *********
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(It is not convenient to post the complete script, please search on Taobao: "杨老米")