I am proud, I am a middle-aged greasy man.

I am proud, I am a middle-aged greasy man.

Since the writer Feng Tang put forward the concept of middle-aged greasy man a month ago, the society's hanging and torture of middle-aged men seems to have reached a peak. Out of curiosity and guilt, I found out the definition of middle-aged greasy man and compared it.

Feng Tang gave ten definitions of middle-aged greasy man in his monograph. Although the statement is somewhat vague, it does not conform to the paradigm that is usually used to judge a certain disease in medicine. It can be judged to be established if it meets XX items. It can be seen that it is really wise for a doctor of medicine to change careers. But from a literary point of view, the meaning is clear. Although Feng Tang has as many as ten definitions, as he emphasized, the most important feature of middle-aged greasy men is fat. For this reason, the title of middle-aged greasy man is affirmative for me who has a body mass index of 29 and is over 500 years old.

Due to the popularization of modern agricultural technology, the problem of food and clothing in human society has been basically solved, and the population scale has developed rapidly. With the mechanization of travel and the control of television and internet, the weight of the world is increasing day by day. As a result, the aesthetic taste related to weight has also undergone subversive changes. Throughout human history, aesthetic standards have always been contrary to the lifestyle of the public. Just as farmers suffered from wind and rain in the past, white is the beauty of society, but now it is difficult for workers in factories and office buildings to get the sun, and brown is the beauty. Nowadays, people with superior life tend to be more independent and thinner, and the stars with slapstick faces look more pleasing to the eye through wide-screen and wide-screen horizontal enlargement, which leads a large number of fans and followers to regard thinness as their own aesthetic standard and even their pursuit of life. It creates a lot of anorexia and malnutrition, and even leads to death due to excessive dieting, which makes the organizers of internationally famous fashion shows have to reject models that are too thin to reverse the further development of this abnormal situation. In this social background, it is easy to understand that Feng Tang, a versatile man, throws articles attacking fat people, especially middle-aged male fat people.

Although the physical strength and energy after entering middle age are obviously not as good as before, in the face of Feng Tang's criticism and banter, the heroism rising from the middle-aged greasy man's "obscene" body is really car-scrapping-I am proud, I am a middle-aged greasy man.

The pride of middle-aged greasy men does not come from arrogance and narcissism, but from strong self-confidence rooted in reason.

We are confident. Because China's classic "The Book of Rites" has long classified the fat man as a man full of morality-"rich house, virtuous body. Broad-minded and fat. "

We are confident. Because we are happy people. Psychology and modern medicine reveal that people with strong digestion and absorption function often sleep better and have a happier mind.

We are confident. Because we are excellent people in biological efficiency and natural resource utilization. Those funnel-shaped groups not only waste a lot of food, but also often struggle with doubt, paranoia, inferiority, tension and anxiety. As for those guys who have normal digestion and absorption, they just exercise hard to keep fit, which is immoral and superficial for people who lack food.

We are confident. Because we are more likely to be healthy people. This kind of health lies not only in the generosity and tolerance of temperament, but also in mental health and self-acceptance. More importantly, it lies in the strong proof provided by big data-fat people with a slightly higher weight than the standard weight are the longest-lived groups.

We are too confident. Although Fengtang people do not hesitate to despise and stigmatize, psychological statistics prove that we are the most easily accepted group of people in society.

We are confident. It is because middle-aged people, including us fat people, are the backbone of this society's culture, politics, economy and technology.

We are confident. The history of China proves that fat people are strong in the real society. All the people who entered the political arena in New China were fat.

We are confident. It is also the image of a fat man that can better represent a happy future. The image of Maitreya Buddha in the future is undoubtedly a clear metaphor.

We are confident. What's more, fat people often break through the limitations of physical vision such as body identity, fully realize the happy and happy life experience, and stand at the high point of wisdom earlier. Confucius' famous saying "Wise men like water" is the best footnote.

One of Feng Tang's definitions of middle-aged greasy man is "talking about sex in front of people". This sentence comes from the mouth of a writer who is famous for writing "yellow books", which is really incredible. On the ethnic side, nomadic people tend to be more open-minded about sex. Feng Tang was able to swallow half a beaker of medical alcohol in the laboratory, and his lower body immediately swelled, and it has remained firm to this day. And inferring the preferences of other peers by himself may be that half of his Mongolian ancestry is at work. No wonder Chai Jing, a media person close to him, called him an "asshole" when introducing him. Obviously, Chai Jing's intention is not only blood, but also ideas. I wonder if this male doctor of gynecology is the concept of "being in public" in his context.

Feng Tang also described the characteristics of the middle-aged greasy man as "wearing bracelets, unwilling to go shopping, holding a thermos cup, talking about life, and reciting poems". These characteristics are obviously in line with the middle-aged group. However, it is entirely young people's perspective and "logic" to classify them as "fashion" or tenable and regard them as bad habits.

Needless to say, the long-term implementation of the one-child policy and the confluence of commercial forces under the strong consumption power of the only-child teenagers have shaped a strong social trend of thought in China to cater to young people. Zhang Haipeng, who took Feng Tang as his pen name, obviously took Feng Tang, a famous minister in the Western Han Dynasty, as the meaning of "it is difficult to achieve greatness in his later years". The urgency of his fame and fortune is evident. The experience of McKinsey and other companies as "masters" has already trained his skills in calculating the gains and losses of interests to perfection. If we understand the words and deeds of writers Feng Tang and Feng Tang in this way, all questions will be solved. Childhood obesity is called "Meng", youth obesity is called "baby fat", and middle-aged obesity is only called "greasy" and "obscene". Even if the faces and figures of these cutting-edge literati are handsome and beautiful, they can't hide the kitsch, vulgarity and greed revealed by their eyes.

An era makes people of an era. A remarkable difference between middle-aged people who have experienced revolutionary years and reform and opening up and today's young people may be that they still have a complex and heroism. We not only recite poems, but also often write poems. We don't shop or wear bracelets, but we have gone beyond the low-level material needs and devoted ourselves to nourishing more valuable souls. These are fully reflected in the very popular WeChat. Unlike middle-aged and elderly people, the vast majority of young people in the circle of friends are their favorite foods. Maybe they are tall and handsome, but in the spiritual world, they are often weak "fat people".

My parents gave me the skin of this body, so I borrowed it. It is normal to be tall and thin. How to treat the use, as long as it doesn't interfere with others, is our own business. As long as they are not public figures and frequently appear on the screen, they should not be the object of attention and the topic of discussion. What's more, in modern civilized society, it is discrimination to talk about demeaning others' bodies. But the lack of goods like Feng Tang, idle and boring, just want to talk about our "middle-aged greasy man". Men naturally want to use this greasy body, so let's be sick.