God can't decide
What's going on in the world is only reasonable, but reason sometimes interferes with each other. Others abused their daughter-in-law, cruel and unreasonable, and fled to their parents' homes. Mother pitied her and hid her place, but she couldn't see it because she was involved in the lawsuit. Aunt regards Zhu Lao as a neighbor and takes it as evidence when she meets with him. Zhu privately said that her daughter came back, drove people away and died. Women don't go home, they help people get divorced. If you can't decide, you should ask God for a sign. If you shake the bucket repeatedly, you can't sign it. One more shake and it's all signed. Even god can't decide. Mr. Xin Tongfu listened: "God is wonderful! Ten-year-old * * *, like this every day, no. It is not too much to listen to him escape. "
Things in the world are nothing more than emotion and reason. However, emotion and reason sometimes conflict with each other. There is a mother-in-law in our village who always abuses her child bride, which is inhuman. The child bride couldn't stand it, so she sneaked back to her parents' house. The mother-in-law pitied her daughter and hid her. Her husband came to see her, but she lied that she had never seen her, so her husband sued the police officer and the two families started litigation ... If she lied that she didn't come back, it would be tantamount to helping people get divorced. He hesitated and asked the gods for a sign. He held the label for a long time, but he didn't throw any. He shook it hard again and all the signs were thrown out. It seems that the gods can't do it. After listening to this, Mr. Xin Tongfu said, "This god is really stupid. A ten-year-old * * uses red-hot ones every day. "
Dreaming of other people's poems
Ge Xiaolian, Zhong Fang and Ding You, after having obtained the provincial examination, dreamed of a place and saw several quatrains written on the screen. When he woke up, he remembered two words: "Knowing is the first fairy in Penglai, why is it so shallow for many years?" Ren Zichun met Li Sheng in Jingzhou, Hejian, and occasionally talked about it. Li Haidao said, "This Yu brother has a plum blossom title on the screen. This is a very difficult sentence. I don't know why he came into your dream. " No cause before, no test after. Where does Zhou Guan's six dreams go? "
A juren, Ge, took part in the 42-year rural examination in Qianlong. He dreamed of a place and saw several quatrains carved on the screen. When I woke up, I remembered two sentences: "Knowing is the first fairy in Penglai, why is it so shallow for many years?" In the spring of the fifty-seventh year of Qianlong, I met Li, a native of Jingzhou, in Hejian and talked about it by chance. Li was surprised: "This poem was written by a neighbor on the screen of his brother's house. This sentence is not excellent at all. I don't know why it came into your dream. " There is no karma beforehand, and there is no success afterwards. There are six kinds of dreams recorded in Zhou Guan. What kind of dreams do these belong to?
Male egg
New Qi Xie (the name of Meridian Rain) contains male eggs, but it is known that it actually exists today. It is as big as a finger, and the top is like a peanut in central Fujian, but it can't be a perfect circle. There are spots outside, which are reflected in the sun, and the scarlet among them is like amber, which is very effective. Dessaus is successful, and Pei are both tasteful things. It's natural that they can't touch each other. After a long time, they can become eggs. But chickens can resist the wind, so they get sore poison after eating them. Their eggs are formed by exuberant yang and stagnation. They must have accumulated heat, and I don't know why they can improve their eyesight. How can they know that they can improve their eyesight if there is nothing in materia medica or medical classics? There is no way to know why. Vice Minister Wang Xian said: "Some people sell snake eggs to deceive people, but if the sun is not red, it is a kind of false trust. Never be ignorant. "
Yuan Mei's "New Qi Xie" (that is, I renamed the book) contains the fact of the rooster lay eggs. Now we know that it did happen. This kind of egg is as big as a finger belly and looks like peanuts in Fujian. It's not round, it has spots on it. In the sun, eggs are dark red and amber. It is very effective in treating cataract. Assistant Minister of Industry Decheng and Zhang Cha. The price of an egg is as high as 12 silver. Addis, Assistant Minister of Household Affairs, said: "Although this kind of egg is rare, it is also caused by manpower. Put a fat cock in a cage and a group of hens outside the cage so that they can get close but can't mate. After a long time, the cock's essence condenses and stagnates, resulting in eggs. This also makes sense. However, chickens are different and different from the wind. " Nature contains toxic heat, but at least it can improve eyesight. Moreover, there is no such record in Compendium of Materia Medica, and it is not mentioned in the classics of physicians. How do people know it can improve their eyesight? None of this is clear. Wang said: "Some people cheat people by selling fake male eggs with snake eggs, but snake eggs are not red in the sun. According to this, it can be judged that they are counterfeit. " This cannot be ignored.
Turn chicken into eggs to pay off debts.
Shen: There are three people here, Zhao. They and their mother are from the Guo family. One night after their mother died, they looked like they were dreaming. Hearing their mother tongue, they said, "It will snow heavily tomorrow, and a chicken will freeze to death on the wall. The host must be careful not to eat with you. I tried to steal 300 yuan from the master and was sentenced to pay for it. In this life, I will die. "
The next day, as he said, Zhao San refused to eat and buried his head in tears. After repeated poverty, he began to spit out the truth. In the past few years, things have happened. However, those people who have been cooking for cars in the world must have a reason, and everyone makes mistakes. Treacherous thieves will have consequences, and people will not pay attention to them.
Mrs. Shen said: There is a Zhao San in the village who works with his mother in the Guo family. One night more than a year after his mother died, Zhao San was lying in bed, dreaming but not dreaming. She heard her mother say, "it will snow heavily tomorrow, and a chicken will freeze to death outside the courtyard wall." The master will definitely give it to you. Don't eat. Once I stole 300 pence from my master, and the underworld official sentenced me to become a chicken to pay my debts. Now I have laid enough eggs to sell. Sure enough, everything was as she said. Zhao San refused to eat chicken and buried it in tears. The shopkeeper asked again and again before Zhao Sancai told the truth. This happened in recent years. From this perspective, the world's cattle and horses are for people to ride and pull carts, chickens and pigs are for people to eat, and so on. , must have owed debts to these people in a previous life, but people don't know it; These slaves will be punished for their cunning theft in the next life, but they just haven't thought it over.
Selling fake drugs for filial piety
When I was eleven or twelve years old, I heard from Uncle Can that there was a man in the village who had been guarding Heilongjiang for several years. His son is a little long and wants his bones back, but he is poor and can't go. He has been worried.
One day, I occasionally get a few liters of beans, but the crumbs are the end, and the water is made into pills; I used to fill my mouth and ears with pennies. Despite the danger, those who bought medicine along the way recovered. When they turned to tell each other that they got a good price, so they got their father's bones and returned with their burdens. On their way home, they met three thieves in Woji and lost their axes and money. Gentlemen, have a good life. I'm going to Suzhou today. "Say that finish, I waved to the west. His disciples went to visit other wives, but they didn't look back, which impressed me deeply. I regret that people have gone to the wind, but they have not spread to the world. I forgot the rest of my books, Luan Yang Xia Lu. On March 3rd, I stayed in Lu Zhi, Haidian, and happened to recall it, because it was recorded to make up for my legacy. "
When I was eleven or twelve years old, I heard from my uncle Chen Ruogong that there was a man named Qi in my hometown who had been sent to Heilongjiang to guard the border because of a crime and had died there for several years. When my son grows up, he wants to move his father's bones back to his hometown, but his family is poor and he can't. To this end, he is worried all day. One day, he accidentally got a few liters of beans, so he frowned and worried. It looks like a pill. Then, he took a fake pill and lied that the drug seller had gone to Heilongjiang. Along the way, he made a living by cheating a few pennies. But strangely, people who took his medicine along the way will recover immediately, even if they are very ill. So people rushed to tell him that his medicine sold for a good price. Finally, he came to the garrison with the money from selling medicine, found his father's body, put it in a box, and then in desperation, he left the money and ran away with only the bone box on his back. The robber thought the box contained treasure, so he caught him. He opened the box and saw the bones. He felt very strange and asked him what was wrong. He told the story again in tears. Hearing this, the robber was deeply moved. He not only returned his property, but also gave him some money. He hurried to thank him. Suddenly, a robber stamped his foot and shouted. Looking for his father's remains thousands of miles away. I am a man and call myself a hero, but I can't. Take care, everyone. I'm going to Gansu to collect my father's bones. "Say that finish, he waved and walked to the west. His partner called him and told him to go home and say goodbye to his wife. He didn't even look back. This is the result of being deeply moved by the behavior of Qi's son. Unfortunately, people are not old. Qi's son's righteous act failed to spread. I wrote the book Luan Yang Xia Lu and forgot to include it. On March 3rd, the year of Guichou, I lived in the place where I was on duty in Haidian, and I happened to think of it, so I recorded it to supplement the omissions in local chronicles. Perhaps it is because the virtue of the dutiful son is buried and the soul is not lost, so I secretly remind him.
Foksey the old man
Li Panmu said: There is an old man in his hometown who is over sixty years old. He shared a room with several guests, and suddenly he heard him hoarse and trembling, and then he made a flattering remark, which should not call him.
One night, when the light was still on, I saw the cloth crawling and swaying. If someone hands it over, I don't ask. In the daytime, I will suddenly walk away or close the door for no reason. If I blame it, I don't know if it's charm. I can't hide for long. I said that the first time I saw a teenager in the garden, it seemed familiar, but I couldn't remember it. The young man was invited to sit down. He said, "If you have something to tell you, please don't refuse. You were my close friend before IV, and then you used the power of Xu Kui to seize my land. I sued the official, but I was punished. I died of stagnation and sued the ghost officer. The host should settle the dispute happily. I sentence you to be my wife for 20 years. I didn't expect to pay attention to my career. I am bound by my life. Meeting here, my karma makes do. I can't wait for you to fall into the female body again, so I beg for compensation and end this cause and effect. " To our dismay, he suddenly booed me, and I was drunk like a dream, polluted by it. Naturally, I came a day or two late, and I regretted it after I went. However, I am here, and I am willing to post it, but I forget that I am an old man. I don't know why.
One night, first the voice of intimacy, gradually heard the voice of * * *, gradually heard the voice of begging quietly, gradually heard the voice of earnestly seeking silence; After the cock crowed, Nai suddenly lost his voice. On the beam, he said with a smile, "This is enough to reach thirty." Naturally, this is not enough. After repairing the thatched cottage, he saw that the beams were all white powder, with ten circles in a row. Counting them, it is 1440, which is exactly the number of days in four years. People know that it is a prostitute. Counting its coming and going, it's less than four years. What is the essence? In the year of crutches, it's ungrateful to talk about leaving peaches. It's the opposite sex. The roots are gone. Naturally, like a magnetic needle, it is also very clear. What the fox said is hardly empty talk. However, it was full of resentment and bitterness, and it didn't end until the third life. So be careful not to make trouble!
Li Panmu said: In his hometown, there is an old man who manages a vegetable garden. He is over 60 years old and sleeps in a room with several day laborers. One day, everyone suddenly heard him make a low * * * sound, and then he made a squeaky * * sound and told him not to promise. One night, when the light was on, the old man's quilt shook gently and turned over. Or close the door for no reason. Everyone was surprised. While they were secretly observing, tiles and stones flew in. Only then did they know that he was possessed by ghosts. After a long time, he can't keep the secret himself. He said that he began to see a young man come to the garden, but he seemed to know him, but he didn't remember. Ask him to come in and sit down and ask him what he is doing here. The young man said, "You were my close friend before intravenous injection, and then you suddenly used the power of an official." So I died of depression. When I told Ghost Officer, he said that the two started to have a deep friendship and should have a happy ending. I've decided to make you my wife for 20 years. Unexpectedly, because I was sinful, I was reincarnated as a fox. You and I still have four years. By the time I got this word, you were already dead, entered reincarnation, and you were reincarnated into this life. Because of the vastness of the past, old debts can't be written off, so I have to die. I can't wait for you to be a woman. Please pay off the old debt now and end this cause and effect. "I'm surprised. He blew at me and I was so drunk that he raped me. Since then, he has come once or twice a day. After the young man left, I also regretted it. But when the young man came, I obeyed and forgot that I was an old man. I don't know why. One night, gradually, I heard a slow request, and then I heard a sincere plea for mercy. When the cock crowed, the old man lost his voice again. Suddenly someone on the beam laughed loudly: "It's enough to pay me 30 big boards. "Since then, the young man has stopped coming. Later, he wanted to repair the house. I saw a circle drawn with white powder on the beam, with ten circles as a line. A * * * is 1440. It's exactly four years, so I know this is the mark that the fox records the number of adultery. It took less than four years from beginning to end, probably a day of adultery. Some people say that the fox wanted to fascinate the old man and made this up on purpose. But the fox is obsessed with beauty, and the other is to pick up the essence. What is there to see in such an old man with wrinkled skin? What is the essence that can be supplemented? It can be seen that he is not greedy for beauty Moreover, the old man has reached the age of crutches, and he still goes to be someone else's Toy Boy. It is unreasonable to be insulted by others. Maybe he is an old man, but he is still a woman. He will naturally join the young man, just like a magnet attracts iron. Obviously, the two are naturally together. Maybe what the fox said is not a lie. From this perspective, the resentment between people has not disappeared.
Teenagers are not tempted by demons.
Wenshui Li Xiusheng said: There is a teenager walking in my hometown. When he met * * *, he rode a donkey, a red skirt and a blue skirt. He looks very elegant and often looks at his eyes. Teenagers are so considerate, worried or suspicious, he always stays behind dozens of steps and never bows his head. In the depths of the forest canyon, the woman suddenly couldn't press the button, waiting for him to catch up. I wonder what makes me feel strange.
Li Xiusheng of Wenshui County said: A teenager in his village was walking in the mountains and met a donkey riding alone. She is very elegant in a red skirt and a blue shawl. She always squints at him. Young cautious, sincere attitude, afraid of trouble, without looking at * * *, left dozens of steps behind her. He went deep into the forest. I don't want to hurt you. This is not the way to XXX. You followed me in the wrong direction. Under a tree, bypass XXX and walk three or four miles diagonally, and you will find your way. "Say that finish, * * * jumped on the donkey's back and headed for the treetops, gradually rising to more than ten feet high. After a while, the wind blew into Ye Fei and suddenly disappeared. Look at the donkey, but it's a fox. I don't know what will happen if young people treat her lightly.
Go crazy.
Guichou will try. Every son in Shaanxi meets a ghost in the building and suddenly goes crazy. Many people left and went back to the house, and the ghost came out with them. Their skin and bones have been broken since they hit the wall for the first time. When they fled to the outer city, ghosts followed them and they stabbed themselves to death with blades. Rewarding friends with calligraphy and painting paper before death is the word "Skynet is long, sparse but not leaking". I don't know why, but it is.
In the year of guichou, a juren in Shaanxi met a ghost in the examination room and suddenly went crazy. Everyone helped him out, went back to his residence, and the ghost followed him. Juren's head hit the wall, and his scalp and skull were shattered. So he hid in the outer city, and the ghost followed him to the outer city. As a result, a man committed suicide with a knife. Before he died, he wrote a note to his friend, which read: "Skynet is long and slow, but it doesn't leak."
The fox can restrain himself and let others.
Hao Zi of Nanpi made it very clear that when a scholar was studying in the monk temple, he occasionally circled in the empty yard and suddenly a flying tile hit him on the back. I heard an China proverb in the house, "You can see people, but people can't see you. If you don't avoid yourself, you will be angry. " Fang suddenly said in the room, "My little maid is rude, so I immediately called her names. Never mind, sir. However, there are many empty houses where my generation lives. When Mr. Fang meets these places, he must climb over the wall and not touch the doors and windows. " This fox can be said to be self-restrained.
As I said, it is always a shame that servants can't compete with others. This is the world. The most shameful thing in the world is absurdity. Don't ask the pros and cons of the reason, but make sure that people can't be proud of it, and they are full of pride. In the past, as an official, Xu Kui tried his best to protect him. I said in the play: "behind us, there should be an epitaph to determine the cover of the coffin." The author wrote a book saying,' The public is honest and upright, and the offenders have not borrowed their official services.' People will be proud of it, and I'm sure you will be proud of it, too. In other words, he wrote a book saying,' Fairness gives birth to happiness and keeps the official position. Master Dong said: "Nothing can be written as a statement, that is, it cannot be broken. "
Nanpi scholar Hao said: There is a scholar studying in the temple. Once, he had just finished urinating in an empty yard when he was hit on the back by a flying tile. After a while, he heard someone in the empty room say, "you can see people, but people can't see you." Is it reasonable to blame others instead of avoiding them? " When the scholar was horrified, he suddenly heard people in the room say, "These maids are rude. I will punish them immediately. Please don't mind. However, these vacant rooms are our residences. When you come here again, please urinate with your face to the wall, not to the doors and windows, so that there will be no conflict. " This fox spirit can be said to be very cultured. I think some people are embarrassed by servants. The world has always been like this. But I think the most shameful thing in the world is to go against the truth. Don't ask right or wrong, just ask your subordinates to be invincible and be proud of it. Are you really proud of it? I used to have an official who tried to protect his petty official. I joked with him: "We are all dead, and everyone should have an epitaph to cover the coffin. If the person who makes the final judgment on our life holds a pen and says,' Be honest and clean, and resolutely punish those who violate the law and discipline among lower-level officials without mercy.' People will be proud of this, and you may be so. Even if bribery is illegal, they try to cover it up one by one. Others will be ashamed of it, and you will be ashamed of it. Then, why are you ashamed now and ashamed of being proud?' The former teacher Dong once said, "Nothing can be written in the form of death (in your resume), and you can never do it." It's true.
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