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We are neighbors.
B: That's right.
He lives on the first floor and I live on the second floor. I am an old resident here.
I'm a new neighbor who just moved in.
I will practice tongue twisters in the morning.
I like playing erhu in the morning.
A: Eating grapes does not spit grape skins.
Don't eat grapes and spit grape skins.
Eat grapes without spitting their skins.
Don't eat grapes
Eat grapes without spitting their skins.
Eat grapes without spitting their skins.
Don't eat grapes and spit skin.
Panic.
B: Sorry. I just moved here, and I don't know enough about your living habits.
He took me there.
B: Neighbors are familiar with walking around.
He is full of excitement as soon as he walks. Hello, who are you?
Neighbors on the second floor.
I heard that I just moved here.
Excuse me.
A: What's this?
I want to borrow something from you.
say it out
Do you have a toothbrush at home?
Fortunately, I have two left. You can take them.
Ok, thank you.
A: Here you are.
B: You're welcome.
A: What's the big deal? Here we go again.
Excuse me.
A: What's this?
B: Do you have a kitchen knife at home?
A: Here you are.
B: That's good.
A: Take whatever you lack.
B: Thank you.
I'm sorry/sorry/I feel bad/I can't wake myself up. ...
A: What's this?
B: Do you have a gas tank at home?
A: Here you are.
B: That's good.
A: Take whatever you lack.
There is nothing to say.
Excuse me.
Do you have a wife?
A: Here you are.
It really is too much of you.
I just want to see if your wife is at home.
Let me borrow your home phone.
You scared me to call.
Fight.
B: Thank you.
A: Go ahead.
B: London, right?
What Washington?
A: Just a moment, please.
Washington is Washington.
A: Wait a minute.
B: I'm looking for Clinton.
A: Wait a minute.
Where's Dick?
A: Wait a minute.
You are a telephone.
I called Clinton.
What shall I eat this month?
Sorry, I didn't make it clear.
I contracted your home phone bill this month.
You did.
B: You can come to me with the receipt for reimbursement at the end of the month.
That's more like it.
Neighbors, right?
How terrible
I like this man the least.
Haggle over every ounce with others
A: That's true.
I've been haggling over every ounce for a long time
B: Thank you.
Goodbye.
A: Goodbye.
B: I'll submit the invoice at the end of the month.
A: OK.
It's still me who suffers.
In an instant, half a month passed.
Forget it if you don't return the toothbrush.
You have to return the kitchen knife, right?
I have been doing this for half a month.
I cut the meat and tear it with my hands.
Then I cut it with an axe.
Cut six chopping boards.
You must return the fuel tank, right?
Our family
I ate instant noodles for half a month.
My wife said
Keep eating like this.
Our whole family are brand-name products.
Unify instant noodles
I am a bully.
She is the red aunt.
Our child is Wahaha.
I have to find him.
B: Who is it?
A: Me.
B: Who are you?
I am.
Lend me a bunch of things.
Don't know who I am
Neighbors on the first floor
Yes, no wonder it looks so familiar.
What's the matter?
A: ask for something.
I'm really sorry.
As the neighbor said,
What to borrow and what to return.
B: Yes.
As the neighbors said.
It's not difficult to borrow it later.
B: Yes.
What do you mean, huh?
As the neighbors said.
You still won't return my gas tank.
If you had told me earlier, I would have understood.
That gas tank
I donated it to the disaster area.
A: How did you donate it to me?
B: How can you blame me?
Give a love.
I'm sure you've been in this situation.
Will donate the same money
A: My donation is mine.
No, you took my things and donated them.
No, I bought a new jar.
I bought a new one.
B: Why don't you take it first?
A: ok, I'll use it first.
Then what do you use?
B: I'm fine.
It's just borrowed from your house.
how
A: Forget it.
I can't afford to hide from such people.
I go to bed early and get up early every day.
I fell asleep at nine o'clock sharp.
I went to bed late and got up late.
Go home at one o'clock in the morning on time.
I'm going to take a bath when I come back.
Eat and play mahjong in the evening.
I'm glad I sing karaoke.
A: This is the beginning of tossing.
B: It's midnight.
Looking forward to dawn
The ghost cried wolf.
I can't sleep at all
B: if you want to look forward to it.
I sleep
Our building.
Everything went crazy.
B: if you want to look forward to it.
Stop singing.
Let me tell you something.
I told you to be so noisy.
I am talking in my sleep at work now.
Our leader talked to me.
Said to let me get laid off
I said I was never on duty.
Especially our children.
The teacher praises him every day.
Said he didn't come to school
B: That's right.
A: He said he came from hibernation.
Your children are just like you.
You're kidding.
I'm on the first floor.
I will build a small garden in the backyard.
My balcony on the second floor is just above his garden.
This is the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival in August.
My whole family is here to enjoy the moon.
B: My family ate roast chicken on the balcony on the second floor.
A: Look how beautiful it is tonight.
(bang)
chicken bone
(bang)
A chicken's ass fell from the sky.
(kang! )
A kitchen knife is cutting on our desktop.
B: It's downstairs.
That knife belongs to your family, doesn't it?
A: Sort of.
I gave it back to you.
A: Is there such a return knife?
This is wicked enough.
I leaned forward and stopped him on the first floor.
I asked him to get off the bike.
B: I said how to go to work every day.
This tire is flat.
I got into the habit.
Cheer up when you go out.
I go out the window every day.
Look at him pumping up the bike.
I am so happy.
B: boring.
You are angry with me every day.
I'll catch you one day.
(pounds! )
A: What's the matter?
B: You are so wicked.
A: What's the matter?
B: You can play it every day if you want.
Only today will I not let go.
What happened?
A: Sorry.
I was in a hurry today and forgot to deflate.
I'll play it again tomorrow.
You hurt me.
I have a way to treat you
You invited me.
I dried bacon on the first floor.
Hook it up and cook it.
A: You are not at one o'clock every night.
Come back and toss?
I twisted the street lamp.
I threw the watermelon skin on the ground.
I broke your comminuted fracture.
I left you a hangover.
Lie down at the sight of watermelon skin in the future.
I am at work today.
Call suddenly.
Let me go to the hospital at once
A: The situation is like this.
I am watering the flowers in the small garden.
I heard a bang.
Their children are on the balcony on the second floor.
Put it directly in my teacup.
By that time, I had drowned.
My child is a cricket.
A: It almost scared me to death.
I picked up the child and went to the hospital.
I asked my lover to call him.
B: Wait till I get to the hospital.
My child has improved.
I was so touched at that time.
What do you say when it's critical?
A good neighbour is better than a brother in the next village.
A: Children learn from adults.
Drop everything.
Finally, throw yourself down.
B: Neighbor, I feel sorry for you.
A: Nothing.
All the bacon in your house.
I ate them all.
A: I said I asked him.
He said the cat took it.
Neighbor, since you mention it.
I feel sorry for you, too
The last time your family
An urgent telegram came.
You are not at home
I put it in my pocket.
It took half a month to throw it at your door.
Let me open the telegram and have a look.
He asked me to meet my uncle at the railway station at once.
Did you go?
I hurried to the railway station.
Don't tell me my uncle is still there.
A: Still there for half a month.
B: Where do you beg?
A: Sorry.
Let your uncle beg for food.
I feel sorry for you, too.
Make harassing calls to your house if you have nothing to do.
Persuade a lover to divorce.
I made all these.
I said it as soon as I got home.
My wife explained this policy to me.
I can tell you.
You know my policy.
Frankly speaking, strict resistance is stricter.
I heard someone on the roof talking on the phone.
Say your name.
What happened?
Call it an affair
You must forgive me.
I'm fine. Go to your garden
Lost a lot of rubbish.
You must also forgive me.
I didn't spoil your little garbage at all.
I poured some leftovers.
Stir, stir
after fermentation
It's all piled up in front of your house again
B: I said it as soon as I opened the door that day.
More than 10 thousand flies
Push me in alive
Make time.
I dare not go out without a helmet.
It's another Mid-Autumn Festival night in a blink of an eye.
Look at the relationship between our two families again.
Well, like a family.
B: Come down from upstairs.
Come and eat moon cakes with us.
You know, we agreed to have a reunion dinner at our house.
We agreed to come.
B: Come on.
H: Come on, come on.
Come to my house quickly
Start (a disease)
Good cigarettes and good tea
Meet in the silver moonlight
Meet in warm memories
bluntly
A: Telephone and gas charges.
He: Borrow it every year.
No matter how close you are.
B: Sorry.
I remember when you sang.
Last year, I owed you 1000 yuan for the telephone bill.
A: Forget it.
I must give it back to you.
I have long forgotten.
You forgot how to sing so clearly.
A: I was very happy when I sang.
B: Be sure to return it.
A: Don't return it.
B: It's embarrassing to have to return it.
Really?
Really?
If you don't pay it back, you won't pay it back
A good neighbour is better than a brother in the next village. A new security door is installed at home, which is modern. There are two sets of locks. When the security door is installed and delivered to the user, the first set of keys used by the installer for assembly will be invalid. I received the second set of keys, opened the door, sent away the installer, picked up the broom and came out to clean up the underground debris. It is natural to slam the door. I used to lock the door with a key, but I don't need it this time.
Looking at the seamless door, I was dumbfounded: all six keys at home were locked! The first idea is: find a phone to tell Lao Xu, look around the neighbors and see who is at home. The nearest door to my house is No.3, and her kitchen faces the corridor outside my house. I rang the doorbell on the 3rd. What a coincidence, my neighbor happened to be at home. I told Lao Xu on the phone that he was busy with a meeting and asked me to go to the community to find someone to deal with it. Put the phone down. I know I can't count on him this time. I have to solve it myself.
Neighbor Xiao Zhang, who is almost 50 years old, is not tall and looks very capable. Usually she is always busy alone, and we can look at each other through the window almost every day. At this time, she said to me: "Elder sister, we don't need to find people in the community. What can they do when they come? " We will find our own way. "Yes, they don't have superhuman powers. They just want you to call 1 10 to solve it. The two of us started trying to get into my house. The window facing the corridor outside my house is the best way. Last time Xiao Zhang left his key at home, it was from here that we removed the prison window and Xiao Zhang went in. But this time, this method failed. In Xiaozhangjia, there are no windows and no screws at all. For a long time, we stared at each other and tried to fly in through the fence, but unfortunately we didn't have the kung fu of my grandson.
Finally, there is only one passage left, that is, the window of my living room facing her balcony. The distance between the windows is less than 80 cm, but the windows in my house are very narrow, only 80 cm. Although the two windows are very close, the height of the twentieth floor makes me dizzy, my legs are weak and I haven't had time to lean out. At this time, my neighbor said to me, "Sister, I am young. I'll go up and you can grab my clothes at the back. " At this time, I looked at my neighbor, girded my waist, changed a pair of high heels, moved a chair and walked to the windowsill. My heart beat to my throat, and I hugged her waist from behind. The neighbor smiled: "Elder sister, you hold me so hard that I can't move. Don't be afraid, just grab my back. " Look, she is comforting me.
My neighbor leaned out first and opened the window with a stick. Fortunately, neither window was nailed. Looking at the half window less than 40 cm, I hesitated again: one step is unstable and it's over. What should I say if something happens? Look at my brave neighbor, standing on the windowsill of the 20th floor and stepping into my home. My heart finally let go. These dozens of minutes seem to have passed the test of life and death. At the same time, I deeply realized that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. The person who can help you at a critical moment is the person closest to you. data sources