Funny ancient poems

1. "Song of Snow"

Zhang Zongchang

Something is flying in the sky, and there are piles here and there.

Could it be that the Jade Emperor built the golden palace and sifted lime?

Zhang Zongchang is a typical rough guy. He occasionally writes poems and is also quick to talk. One day, while looking at the heavy snowfall outside the window, he couldn't help but feel inspired by poetry and wrote this poem. Although this poem has a poor artistic conception, it is quite heroic.

2. "Untitled Poem"

Su Shi

No bamboo makes people vulgar, and no meat makes people thin.

Not vulgar but not thin, braised pork with bamboo shoots.

In the world, there is not only Dongpo pork, but also bamboo shoot braised pork. This poem shows the scene of Dongpo lay people enjoying delicious food and loving life.

3. "Untitled Poem"

Su Shi

Eighteen-year-old bride with eighty-year-old husband,

pale hair and red makeup.

The mandarin ducks spend the night in pairs,

A pear tree presses the begonia.

Zhang Xian, a famous poet in the Northern Song Dynasty, married an 18-year-old beauty as his concubine when he was 80 years old. At that time, the famous poet Su Shi, who often sang poems with him on the forum, and many lyric friends went to visit him. The humorous Su Dongpo immediately composed this limerick.

4. "Xijiang Moon·Qianxing"

Song Dynasty: Xin Qiji

Drunk and greedy for laughter, you have to worry about how to get the time.

Recently I have begun to read ancient books. Belief is useless.

Last night, Songbian fell drunk and asked Song how I was feeling drunk.

I just want to help you if you are loose. He pushed the pine tree with his hand and said, "Go away."

The literal meaning of the word seems to express a leisurely mood. But deep down he revealed his dissatisfaction with reality and his stubborn attitude towards life. The poet used to complain when he was drunk to express his dissatisfaction with the real society and his own situation. It expresses the poet's sadness and indignation at being unappreciated and unrewarding, and shows the poet's honest and broad-minded character.

5. "Because Cui Wushi sent Gao Pengzhou a unique masterpiece"

Du Fu

A hundred years have passed, and autumn has turned to hunger and cold.

To ask Pengzhou Mu, when will the emergency be rescued?

Translation: When I wrote this poem, I was over fifty years old. It was the harvest season in autumn, and I should not be hungry or cold.

I would like to ask you, Gao Ji, to assassinate Shu (Pengzhou Mu), when will you save my (brother) from this crisis?