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Yu Dafu's It's a Cool Autumn

Mr. Quan's friend said: China is hopeless, but China is hopeless. Mr. Ji Tao said: Repentance can save the country. Mr. Jieshi said: a long-term war of resistance can save the country. The gentlemen at the side meeting said: The League of Nations can save the country through the nine-nation convention. Mr Han Qing said: If you don't resist, you can save the country by waiting. Blood Soul Group said: Bombs can save the country. Al-Shabaab said: Fashioni can save the country. That's what they call it. Everyone can do tricks, but it's subtle. China is a hopeless case. What do you mean there are no incurable cases?

During the September 18th commemoration, only five minutes of silence are allowed, and mass organizations are not allowed to gather or form associations.

There are too many national humiliation anniversaries in China, such as Martyrs' Day on the Catholic calendar. In a hundred or two years, if China were still alive, there might be seventeen or eighteen national humiliation memorials a day. If this continues, the people of China may only become dumb, because a five-minute silence is also remarkable.

The battle between Han and Liu has its reasons, but it reminds me of a couplet written by people who spent the old calendar year in rural areas, which is called "reasonable and well-founded, reasonable and well-founded, and everyone is reasonable." You celebrate the New Year, I celebrate the New Year, and each has its own New Year. "

People want to be bureaucratic warlords, bureaucratic warlords want to be emperors, and when emperors want to become immortals. Qin Shihuang said to his disciples, "What medicine won't die? If there is, then I will eat to death willingly. Be sure to buy it for me! " Only the worthless literati said, "I'd rather be a mandarin duck than a fairy."

General Wu talks about benevolence and righteousness, and Zheng XX also talks about his kingliness to Sir Litton. Unfortunately, the Japanese headquarters in Geneva and the League of Nations are not disciples of Confucius and Mencius.

The national treasure of the Forbidden City has been collected by foreign collectors, which is also a good idea of the authorities. Because when you want to see it, China people can still go abroad to see it. A poor student opened the door of the pawnshop in the middle of the night and asked what time it was. Because his watch was collected for him in the pawnshop. Isn't that what it means?

Since the three northeastern provinces have been occupied by the Japanese army, the G-Money Storage and Purchase Conference in London has shelved road construction, and it is no longer necessary to buy railway materials. We are trying to take out the remaining money. The primary school teachers in Beiping and the education funds everywhere are in famine. I think, wouldn't it be better if China even gave its eighteen provinces to the Japanese? Because the surplus funds of Geng Fund can be more than enough, but general education can be completely ignored.

Birth control is neo-Malthusianism. The massacres of China warlords in Jinan and Baoding, the "anti-bandits" in Central China and the civil war in Shandong should all be regarded as neo-Malthusianism. What a pity! Eugenics is useless. Because someone said recently that "saving production is wrong, but choosing production is appropriate", I thought of this layer.

Long story, short story, I don't want to write any more. Let's copy a poem by Xin Jiaxuan, Ugly Slave, and make a summary: "Teenagers don't know the taste of sorrow, fall in love with the floor, and say that sorrow adds new words. Now that I know what it's like to be sad, I want to say I'd better take a rest, but I want to say it's cool autumn. "

Autumn in the ancient capital

Author: Yu Dafu

Autumn, no matter where, is always good; However, the autumn in the north is particularly clear, quiet and sad. The reason why I have traveled thousands of miles from Hangzhou to Qingdao, and even from Qingdao to Peiping, is to enjoy this "autumn", the autumn flavor of this old capital.

Jiangnan, of course, there is autumn; But the grass is carved slowly, the air is moist, the sky is pale, and it often rains and windy; A person sandwiched between Suzhou, Shanghai, Hangzhou, or Xiamen, Hong Kong and Guangzhou can only feel a little coolness, and the taste, color, artistic conception and posture of autumn can never be fully satisfied, tasted and enjoyed. Autumn is not a famous flower, nor is it wine. Half-drunk is not suitable for enjoying autumn.

It has been nearly ten years since autumn in the north. Every autumn in the south, I always think of the reed flowers in Taoranting, the willow shadows in Diaoyutai, the insects in Xishan, the jathyapple in Yuquan and the bells in Tanzhe Temple. Even if you don't go out in Beiping, you can rent a shabby house and live in the sea of people in the imperial city. Get up in the morning, make a bowl of strong tea and sit in the yard, you can see the high blue sky and hear the pigeons flying in the blue sky. From the bottom of Sophora japonica leaves, counting a ray of sunshine leaking to the east, or in the broken waist, facing the blue morning glory like morning glory, you can naturally feel the autumn breath. When it comes to morning glory, I think blue or white is the best, followed by purple and black, and pink is the lowest. It is best to have a few sparse and slender autumn grasses as a foil at the bottom of the morning glory.

The locust tree in the northland is also an ornament that can remind people of Qiu Lai. Like a flower, but not a flower, when you get up in the morning, it will be all over the floor. When you step on it, there is no sound, no smell, only a little tiny and soft touch. After sweeping the street in the shade, the silk pattern of the broom that fell on the dust looks exquisite and leisurely, and subconsciously feels a little lonely. The ancient dream that the world knows autumn is in these depths.

Qiu Chan's faint lingering sound is a specialty of the north; Because there are trees everywhere in Beiping and the houses are low, you can hear them singing everywhere. In the south, you have to go to the suburbs or the mountains to hear Qiu Chan's cry, which is like a cricket and a mouse in Beiping and a housefly that every household keeps at home.

There is also autumn rain. The autumn rain in the north seems to be stranger, more delicious and more decent than that in the south.

Under the gloomy sky, a cool breeze suddenly came and it began to rain. It rained a layer, the clouds gradually rolled to the west, it was sunny again, and the sun appeared again; Wearing thick green shirts or jackets, idle people in the city bite their pipes and walk up and stand under the bridge in the shadow of the oblique bridge after the rain. When they meet acquaintances, they will use a slow tone and say with a sigh:

"Well, it's really cold-"

"Isn't it? A layer of autumn rain is cold! "

People in the north always read array words like stacked words, flat and even. This mispronounced rhyme is just right.

Fruit trees in the north are also a miracle for Qiu Lai. The first is jujube; It will grow up in the corner, on the wall, beside the toilet and at the door of the kitchen. This is the heyday of autumn. Jujubes are like olives and pigeon eggs, showing light green and yellowish colors in small oval leaves. Jujube leaves fall, jujube is red, and there will be a northwest wind. Convenience in the north is a dusty world. Only these dates, persimmons and grapes ripen at the turn of July and August, which is a good day for clear autumn in the north and the best golden day of the year.

Some critics say that China's bachelor of arts, especially poets, are full of decadent colors, so there are many words praising autumn in China's poems. But what about foreign poets? Although I don't read many foreign poems and essays, and I don't want to copy an autumn poem and essay, if you look through the collected works of poets in Britain, Germany, France, Italy and other countries, or the philosophy of peace in poetry and essays in various countries, you can always see a lot of praises and lamentations about autumn. In the long pastoral poems or poems of the four seasons by famous great poets, the part about autumn is always the most exciting and interesting. It serves to show that sentient animals and interesting human beings always have the same deep, distant, severe and bleak feelings for autumn. Not only a poet, but also a prisoner in prison. In autumn, I think I will feel a kind of affection that I can't have; Autumn belongs to people, so there is no country, let alone the difference between race and class. In China, there is an idiom "autumn scholar" in the text, and there are very common readers such as Ouyang Zi's Autumn Sound and Su Dongpo's Red Cliff Fu, so we feel that the relationship between China literati and autumn is particularly deep. However, the strong smell of autumn, especially in China, can only be felt in the north.

Autumn in the south, of course, also has its unique places, such as the bright moon on the Twenty-four Bridges, the autumn tide in Qiantang River, the cool fog in Putuo Mountain, the residual lotus in Lizhi Bay and so on. , but the color is not strong and the aftertaste is not lasting. Compared with Qiu Lai in the north, it's just yellow rice wine dried in vain, porridge steamed in white, perch white crab, yellow dog white camel.

Autumn, autumn in the north, if I can stay, I would like to fold two-thirds of my life for a third of it.