How bad is this poem written by Gan Long?

Gan Long's poems are more diary-oriented. I'm not qualified to call them bad, but they are really too close to everyday language. There is not much literary value, which makes people sleepy.

There is a story in the TV series "Prime Minister Liu": Gan Long talks with Liu Yonghe in the pavilion. At this time, it snowed, and Qianlong said: two or three or four, five or six, seven or eight, nine, ten, eleven ... A group of sycophants were embarrassed at first, but soon they flattered. But the fourth sentence of Qianlong can't go on, and there are a lot of flatterers. Only Liu Yong answered "I can't see flying into the flowers" and didn't let Ganlong feel cool on the spot.

Although this is only a story, it also reflects the habit of master Qianlong reciting poems when he has nothing to do, and the level is not much different from this estimate. Coupled with its ninth five-year plan status, no matter what you say, someone will give you a thumbs up. The more people praise him, the greater his illusion. I really think my inspiring words can guide the country! So the interest became a hobby, and the hobby was upgraded to a hobby, which made him unable to extricate himself.

Let's take a look at some representative songs:

The gongs and drums are jingling downstairs, and the bride is ashamed to sit in a sedan chair. Today, on the wedding night, Hosta picked the red begonia.

Do you feel embarrassed after reading this Bride? That's really embarrassing, okay! This last sentence is too straightforward and yellow! Some people say that the last sentence was written by Ji Xiaolan University. On what occasion did WTF and his wife churn out this poem? When we watch pornographic pictures together? ! Xiao Shenyang wants to hit someone!

I didn't like picking tea the day before yesterday, so I presented it to the official manager. Today, I love to watch tea picking. Wu Min's livelihood is hard-working and natural ... Our clothes are naked, we can't eat enough, and the long Tuanfeng cakes are really tasteless.

Let's not say that the first few sentences of this "Tea Picking Song" are boring. Is God TM's last sentence "Long Tuan Feng Bing is really boring" serious?

Poetry lies in the depth of artistic conception, in the choice of words and sentences, and in the expression of true feelings. But what has been handed down through the ages, which capital occupies at least one point. Let's look at the poems written by Lord Long. Calling them "poems" just rhymes. In fact, the journal sets the format of poetry. In modern times, Song Xiaofeng's poems may all be better than his.