Since then, melons have continued to develop, showing active vitality. Such poems are generally easy to understand, humorous and sometimes ironic.
People who are not interested can't do it. The Zhang Dayou River is an ordinary river with black holes in its well.
The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen. This poem is the origin of limerick.
In the mid-Tang Dynasty, there was a painter named Zhang Ming who loved to write such poems. In the Tang Dynasty, his poems were "unique" and attracted people's attention. In the eyes of future generations, it is a blockbuster, creating a brand-new style of limerick, which will last forever.
This poem describes the snow scene, from full picture to close-up, from color to expression. There is not a word "snow" in the whole snow, but the shape and spirit of snow are vivid.
In particular, the last word "swollen" is very vivid, with appropriate words and vivid images. The language is vulgar and plain, and the wind makes it different.
Humorous style, relaxed and cheerful, widely spread, all amazing. "Guess Poetry" Ouyang Xiu's wall was wet with heavy rain, and Zhuge did not seek it.
Guan Yu fled the Red Rabbit Horse, and Liu Bei went to the battlefield with a knife. It is said that this limerick was written after dinner.
After Ouyang Xiu went to a new restaurant for dinner, the owner asked how the food tasted. Ouyang xiu wrote this limerick by guessing and homophonic, and skillfully said "lack of nutrition and taste": the first sentence "no roof" means no salt; The second sentence "no calculation" means no garlic; The third sentence "no rein" means no ginger; The fourth sentence "no general" means no sauce.
Su Dongpo's poem "Braised Meat with Bamboo Shoots" is vulgar and thin without meat. Not rotten or thin, bamboo shoots and braised pork.
Su Dongpo is known as "Dongpo Jushi". Although his official career is not smooth and he has been relegated repeatedly, he is still free and enjoys food. Dongpo likes to eat meat, and the famous dish "Dongpo Meat" in Hangzhou was formally created by Su Dongpo. "Spring Rain" Spring rain in Jie Jin is as expensive as oil, and it is all over the street.
I fell down to study for a bachelor's degree and laughed at a herd of cows. Jie Jin is the most outstanding limerick writer in history. He was brilliant since he was a child, and he could write poems at the age of eight. /kloc-at the age of 0/8, Jie Jin won the first prize in Xie Yuan. At that time, it was raining, and Jie Jin slipped with joy, and the villagers laughed at him.
So he wrote this limerick with words. Hearing Jie Jin's limerick, everyone laughed even harder.
On one occasion, Zhu Yuanzhang asked Jie Jin to go fishing together. The emperor didn't catch any, but Jie Jin caught several. Seeing Zhu Yuanzhang's displeasure, Jie Jin happily sent Zhu Yuanzhang a jingle: A few feet of silk fell into the water and the goldfish was thrown away forever. All the fish are afraid to go to the emperor. Long live the king who only catches dragons.
"New Year's Eve Poetry" Tang Yin daily necessities sauce vinegar tea, generally in other people's homes. Nothing happened at the end of the year, and Zhu Liang watched plum blossoms.
Tang Bohu, a great genius of Ming Dynasty, was once in trouble because of his life. By the time of New Year's Eve, all the new year's goods had not been bought. A limerick vividly sang "New Year's Eve" with a different flavor. "Irony" visit here "poem" Sun Weiqi white wall is full of shit, no poem, no song.
If you have real talent, why don't you take the exam that year? Graffiti on places of interest seems to have existed since ancient times. According to legend, this poem was written by Sun Weiqi, a juren in Qing Dynasty, when he visited Laoshan Mountain in Anhui one day. He found that the tower wall was engraved with "* * * to visit here" and "* * * to visit here", and there were some rude words and dirty words, which made him very disgusted, so he wrote a limerick to make it spicy and ironic.
In ancient times, a candidate never shed tears and studied hard for more than ten years. The examiner will either take me home or die.
Once upon a time, there was a candidate who wrote for a long time before the article was written. Suddenly, he had a brainwave and wrote this limerick under the paper. When the examiner looked at the paper, he felt funny when he saw this limerick. So he mentioned Zhu Bi and wrote the words "unnecessary", "not necessarily", "inevitable" and "why" at the end of each poem.
In this way, the whole poem becomes: I didn't raise my pen to cry-there is no need, (there is no need to cry. I have been studying hard for more than ten years-not necessarily. I don't have to study hard for more than ten years. If the examiner doesn't admit me-I'm bound to (that's for sure) go home and die-why bother?
Why use death to scare people? ) Many wonderful limerick poems are indeed more interesting than many orthodox poems.
The charm of limerick lies in its interest, knowledge and story, as well as its popularity. Not only is the poem itself interesting, humorous, vulgar and satirical, it contains the knowledge of literature and history and reflects the personality, hobbies, anecdotes and thoughts of celebrities, but also many stories related to the poem are very lively and interesting.
2. The sentence that begins with the word SAO should be funny, elegant and SAO.
1 The hourglass of time precipitates the inescapable past, and the hand of memory will always pick up those bright sorrows.
2 wings of youth pierce painful memories; Yesterday's tears stirred up ripples in my heart.
If there is no if, will time stop for us? The sunset I have seen and the ebb and flow I have heard are all buried by time and turned into bubbles.
Maybe we are all brave and determined, but in the confrontation with the old man of time, we are never winners.
Sad swings are always accompanied by a breeze. There are always stars in the lonely night. When I suddenly look back, you are no longer with me.
I don't understand, is the haze in the sky your sadness or mine?
One day, we will learn not to be sad, because we have completed the scheduled meeting like a butterfly.
No cycle in life is doomed, just like an all-night carnival.
9 Who walked through his youth and left a smile, who stayed in his flower season and warmed his thoughts, who disappeared from his rainy season and drowned his tears.
10 Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers.
1 1 The loneliness of youth is the ornament of life. Youth without loneliness is sad. However, lonely youth is not without happiness, but we don't know happiness.
12 My heart is wet without an umbrella.
13 We hurried along our respective roads, never stopping, and accidentally met at a certain intersection, so we greeted each other lightly, greeted each other lightly, and then waved goodbye.
14 When the rain quietly covered the tears, the memories began to fade in my heart.
15 Memory is a roller shutter hung with wind chimes, and there is no trace of tenderness in the aftertaste.
16 once-in-a-lifetime youth, the purpose is just to listen to the voice of flowers, see the silence of flowers, and then leave.
17 is like a gust of wind, blowing up the memory of spring. When all love can't be shut up, it sinks into the bottom of my heart, flooding into a Wang Yang, and only two tears come out.
18 once thought that the star that belonged to him would not fall, but when it did, I discovered that there was really no eternity in the world.
19 the heart always recovers in the most painful time; Love always ends at the deepest time.
My thoughts are tangled into a net, and the more I weave, the tighter I get, reaching my heart. After a dull pain, I stopped.
2 1 Happiness is another kind of pain for others, and carnival is another kind of loneliness for yourself.
You think letting go will make me happy, but you don't know that my greatest happiness is to hold hands with you.
The promise of a lifetime cannot be easily said. You can't afford my future.
All I care about is your humble flattery. Why should I pawn my youth for you without regret?
Happiness is just an excuse to laugh and cry for the wound; Happiness just wants happiness to have a reason to exist.
It takes only a moment to love you, but it takes a lifetime to forget you, even not enough.
Happiness has been separated from me for a whole century, which is far away that I can never touch.
I tried to count your injuries with a smile, but in the end, tears came out of my eyes with a smile.
29 is always sad, so I slowly learned to hide; Because I didn't want to be stabbed again, I gradually learned to pretend.
Maybe if you leave, you will never come back; Maybe when I come back, you won't let me rely on you anymore; Perhaps dependence is the biggest harm to yourself; Maybe the injury will finally let me go; Maybe letting go doomed my departure …
3. Who has funny rogue poems? Send me a message to communicate by letter, frequently send a message to call the letter climax, send others a boring message to call the letter harassment, only receive and not send a message to call the letter indifference, only call and not send a message to call the letter incompetence.
2> A good brotherhood will always support you like a bra, like underwear, even if you have ups and downs, it will always tolerate you, like a sanitary towel, it will help you when you are sad and bleeding, and more like a condom, it will help you keep any mistakes. 3> Military training tomorrow.
Content: Theme: Love. Content: having sex in the wild.
Objective: To pass the brown color on to the next generation. Location: Grassland area.
Condition: underwear without bra. Requirements: straw mats should bring their own two-person group to move quickly.
4> Female college students' confession: Five dollars is for me, fifty dollars is not that kind of person, five hundred is for you tonight, five thousand is not for people tonight, fifty thousand is for people no matter how many people come today, and five hundred thousand is for people whether they come tonight or not. 5> You and your girlfriend are walking by the sea. You pointed to a warship in the distance and said: Is the money spent on you enough to buy a warship in recent years? Girlfriend: Your mother is a B! In recent years, the cannon you shot at me can sink warships! 6> Weather changes, pay attention to the weather! I don't have many friends, Lenin left, Xiaoping left, Putin was too busy to get in touch with bin Laden, and old Sam was harmed by Bush again. You should take good care of yourself and don't get sick! 7> Buddhists have a saying: Martial arts are high, and I am afraid of kitchen knives. If I wear them again, I will be down and out. Confucius said: don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be struck by lightning; Meng Ziyun: Don't pretend to be innocent, you are loading wheels. 8> Send you a watermelon. When you are in a bad mood, you can use a small knife to cut and cut. At the same time, you can vent and shout loudly: I kill melons, I kill melons, I kill melons! I am a fool.
4. The funniest ancient poem in the world is 1. If people don't attack me, I won't commit a crime; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
3, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.
4. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.
5, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't leave, I will leave.
6, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I really miss it!
7. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.
8. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds are all picked up, and those without backgrounds are killed with a stick.
9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
10, I like you so much. If you like me, you will die.
1 1. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.
12, I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.
13, how to lose weight without eating?
14, my mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said that this can be done, and I said that this really can't be done. ...
15, the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.
16, Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.
17, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me? !
18, there is love besides teeth.
5. What are some interesting and meaningful sentences? 1. In the long journey, meet more people and experience more things, and you will inadvertently find that there are always too many ups and downs in this life.
2. Man is a combination of contradictions. Perhaps, it is an extraordinary realm to be confused.
3. People can be happy if all people think happy thoughts; If all people think about is sad things, people will be sad.
4. If siltation cannot be released, it will suppress the road ahead; If you can't open your heart, you will be indifferent to communication with the outside world.
Life is an unpredictable journey, we are always busy on the road, busy getting lost, always pursuing occasional satisfaction in disappointment, but we can't change the length of life.
6. Life is like a green leaf, with green and yellow, glory and decline. Between yellow and green, it said once, between dry and brilliant, pretending to be the past.
7. We can't be perfect, just have a clear conscience; You can't control the world, but you can choose life; You can't change everything, but you can release yourself.
8. Open-minded people are really strong, and optimism is their emotional experience.
9. Life is a grand performance. It's always hard to be confused when performing all the way. It's always hard to be numb when reviewing along the way. Getting rid of sober pain is always a dream, but I don't know where I am when I stop.
10. Learn to enjoy life, love your strong self, stare at the distance, and wait for every persistent past around you.
1 1. A really smart person can keep a positive and optimistic attitude. Only with a correct attitude towards life can we be more calm.
12. Only by maintaining a positive and optimistic attitude towards life can we have a relaxed and happy life.
13. The annual rings are rolling, but only you know who appears in whose memory. How can such a thing as fate be like a set goal? As long as you work hard, you will get it.
14. I miss the simple and beautiful little happiness before. Love always makes people cry and feel unsatisfied. The sky is very big, but I can see it clearly and feel lonely.
15. Don't love worldly glitz, don't write about the world of mortals, don't lament that the world is cold, and don't make people sad. Look at the flowers, wait for the flowers to fall, be warm and cold, and be as clean as ever.