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First Guitar Playing Citizen A: In the new era, we will build a unique clock in the world. It stands tall and indestructible, reflecting the wisdom and strength of human beings. One hundred kilograms, just one hundred kilograms in a second. Time has never been so heavy as it is now. Citizen B: He can stand the honor and disgrace of right and wrong, and he is a symbol of our nation. Citizen C: One hundred poems of poets who were born and died were engraved on the dial. Citizen B: An old poet, aged 18, just committed suicide in order to get his work selected. Citizen D: We designed and built this unique clock. Citizen e: I suggest that it be regarded as the ninth wonder of the world, the guiding beacon for aliens. Citizen F: The prize money of the lottery ticket issued for Dazhong has accumulated to 5 million yuan, and it is still rising! The one who gets this money will be the lucky one of the 21st! Citizen G: I heard that the numbers on the dial are gold-plated, as some people like to say-time is gold. Citizen E: Our neighbor promised me 5, yuan if I hid his initials behind the watch hand. Collective: How dare you! Citizen e: you are destroying cultural relics after 2 years! Citizen B: I'm going to carve my name next to eight o'clock, so I can be immortal. Citizen A: I want to carve my lover's name on the edge of nine o'clock, and carve my lover's name next to it, to represent our unswerving love. Everyone stared at him together. Everyone: love! Citizen E: Four hundred years ago, if Chandanma looked up at the clouds overhead in a small town in southern France, what did he say to the future? Citizen A: Get married, Allen, and don't take drugs. Citizen G: God sits on a high place and smokes. God is silent. Citizen A: Give me a pair of high heels, and I can conquer the world. Citizen C: He is allergic to many things, such as rice and noodles. He is allergic to life. Citizen D: Oppose monotony and support diversity. Oppose unanimity and support hierarchy. Oppose restraint, support fanaticism, oppose spinach and support snails with shells. Citizen F: Never ask for perfection. You have no right to ask anyone for anything. Citizen B: I bought a height booster, only 198 yuan. Next month, I will increase it by seven centimeters, so I can become an ordinary person in the new school. Citizen F: As long as you are in good health, any work is glorious. Citizen C: There is no need for intellectuals any more. Citizen a: I saw his shining eyes, looked at his arms, looked at the old car, and the flames were burning on the highway. He crossed the fields, crossed the bridges, burned the rivers, and galloped towards love. Everyone: love! Everyone choruses: XX, is there love XX, is there happy love, is there longing for happiness, is there sky love beautiful, sad love beautiful, sad love beautiful, sad, always vulnerable. On the stage, the girl is obviously tied to a chair blindfolded. The young man sat beside her in the street. Road: Dusk is the worst time of my day. At first glance, the streets are full of beautiful women, and the tall buildings and streets have changed their usual shapes, like in a movie ... You stand at the corner of the stairs, with a faint scent and a strange smell, and only when you pass by do you know that you are crying. That's when it happened. I love you. I really love you. I love you, I flatter you, I promise you, I swear, I will do what I can. How can I make you understand how much I love you? I silently endured and cried myself to sleep? I shouted at the top of my lungs? I scolded myself in the mirror? I rushed into your office and pushed you to the ground? I go to college, I study for a doctor, and I become a writer? I gave up on myself for you and was pitied from now on? I walked into a mental hospital, I love you and I love to collapse? Crazy about love? Or should I kill myself under your window? Mingming, tell me what to do. You are smart, dexterous, glib, beyond reach, my beloved, my Mingming ... In the second scene, the road-maker, Daxian, plays a card in his hand, with sunspots and the road sitting on one side. Sunspot: Is he coming or not? Road: How should I know? Sunspot: Road, what about you? Is he coming or not? Road: Who is it? Sunspot: Small stones. Road: How should I know? Sunspot: Daxian, you hit him. Daxian: I did, but it didn't turn on. I'm not sure where to stroll now. Sunspot: What exactly did Xiaoshi say? Daxian: He said he would come later. Sunspot: I won't take him to play anymore. Daxian: OK. Sunspot: On the road, alas, the road, what's the new girl next to you? Daxian: Why do you ask so many questions? It has nothing to do with you. Sunspot: I also want to be a man with something to do! Daxian: Just you? Sunspot: I'm asking you, the road. Road: I think it should be a secretary in the office or a typist. Sunspot: She told you that? The road shook its head. Sunspot: Then how do you know? Road: I can smell the copier on her. Sunspot: Just kidding. Road: Don't believe it? I can tell a person's identity, occupation and what he has just done from his smell. Smell Daxian, smell that hospital smell? No amount of lemon-scented washing powder can wash it off. I can still smell the small businessmen who smell of smoke and the staff who smell of air conditioning ... Daxian: The quality of the nose lies not in its appearance, but in its function. Road: Well, you're right. People have uniform inspection standards for eyes and ears. If they don't meet this standard, they will be regarded as some kind of disability, blind, deaf and color-blind, and there is no requirement for the nose at all. Nasal congestion is only regarded as a symptom of a cold, and a few tablets of Contac can solve the problem. Daxian: The road is just like his rhinoceros, with bad eyes, but a wonderful nose. Sunspot: Yes, it's almost catching up with the dog. Daxian: That's what I want to say! The toothbrush salesman appeared. Toothbrush salesman: Hello, everyone. I'm an advertiser from Huichen Company, so I'll take a few seconds of your precious time. At the beginning of the 21st century, we happily ushered in the epoch-making revolution of sanitary ware-it is the high-tech product diamond brand diamond toothbrush produced by our company. You don't know that when you brush your teeth every day, bacteria will soon breed in your mouth, which will lead to tooth decay, dental plaque, bad breath and oral diseases. What should I do if I have a breath and suffer indignities everywhere? If you insist on using our diamond brand diamond toothbrush, you can make your breath fresh, without tooth decay and odor. No longer suffer indignities! It is the first toothbrush brand that has been tested and certified by the Stomatological Association and can effectively prevent dental caries. At the same time, it is the only toothbrush brand verified and recommended by the Preventive Medicine Association. Our slogan is: no tooth decay! Please don't get me wrong. In fact, the real purpose of my coming here is to congratulate you. Where did the joy come from? Good question, this gentleman! Anyone who buys our diamond brand diamond toothbrush will get a sincere reply from Huichen Company to the general public. What is "gift, delivery and giving"? This gentleman asked again. "Give it to" means that we will give you two diamond-brand diamond toothbrushes. Come on, let's all soar together in the world of hygienic life! Daxian: Are you finished? Salesperson: I have one last sentence. I'd like to thank you all first. Daxian: I see, toothbrush, right? Sunspot: Come here. Daxian and sunspot took the toothbrush from the salesman. Salesperson: These are the two diamond toothbrushes we gave you. However, we are holding an activity to thank consumers. We will give you two diamond toothbrushes. You can buy one, and the other is 16 yuan ... Sunspot: No, two are enough. Daxian: You can go now. Salesperson: Well, you didn't misunderstand me. What I mean is that we are holding an activity to thank consumers. We will give you two, you can buy one, and the other is sixteen yuan. Daxian: Yes, you gave it and we took it, so what do you want? Salesperson: We'll give you two and you can buy one. Sunspot: We'll take these two, but not Daxian: Oh, no, come to my Baidu. Are you holding a "gift" activity to thank the consumers? Salesperson: Yes. Daxian: Am I a consumer? Salesperson: Yes. Daxian: Are you going to give Consumer two diamond toothbrushes? Salesperson: It's Daxian: Can we have these two toothbrushes? Salesperson: OK. Daxian: We want these two and we don't want that one. Do you understand? Sunspot: Oh, yes, please give me two more. They haven't got any yet. Salesperson: Oh,no. Daxian: Why not? What's your attitude towards consumers? Sunspot: Exactly. Aren't you going to thank our consumers? Salesperson: It's a thank you. Daxian: I mean you, hurry up, we still have a lot of work to do. Let's go The salesman looked at the three big boys. Salesperson: well, well, forget it. I won't sell daxian and sunspot. Just as I was in a hurry, the road talked. Road: A toothbrush costs sixteen yuan? The salesman looked at the road and found this man easy to talk to. Salesperson: Mr. Daxian and Mr. Heizi may not understand what I mean. Run to the side of the road. This gentleman, I am an advertiser of Huichen Company. We are holding a thank-you activity. We are giving away two diamond toothbrushes. You … Road: Buy one. Salesperson: Yes, one * * * is three, and it's sixteen yuan. Road: Didn't you say a sixteen? Salesperson: I'm giving away two more! Road: We want to give it away, but we don't want it. Are you stupid? Still retarded? Salesperson: Big Brother, I was wrong. You see, it is not easy for me to do business. If you really want it, you can give sixteen yuan, and these three are yours. Road: Wait, wait, I'll ask you how much a toothbrush is. Promoter: sixteen. Road: What about three? Promoter: sixteen. Road: How much is a toothbrush? Promoter: sixteen. Road: Huh? Salesperson: I'll give you two more. Road: Are you so adult that you can't count? I'm talking about a toothbrush, "one", not "three". Listen carefully and say it well. I have no patience. Salesperson: Hesitate again and again, quietly sixteen ... Road: I don't understand! I don't understand! Salesperson: If you want me to give it to you for free, it's not enough. Road: no! With what? I know who you are. Why do you send me? I will ask you how much a toothbrush is! How much is a toothbrush? Say it! Salesperson: We are holding a thank-you party ... Road: Come on, don't you have to come in and sell toothbrushes? I buy, I buy, but I ask you how much this toothbrush is! How much is this toothbrush? Tell me! The salesman burst into tears. Road: Why are you crying? Why are you crying? What's so hard about that? How much is a toothbrush? Salesperson: I have an 8-year-old mother at home. Daxian: Forget it. Road: No, if you don't make it clear today, don't come up with this door. I'll tell you. How much is a toothbrush? Talk about it. I don't care. Salesperson: I'll give you all the toothbrushes. Let me go. Daxian and sunspot discourage the excited road. The salesman, with a sad face, went to the table and took out his toothbrush from his bag. Road: no! I'm telling you, I have to. Talk about it ~ sunspot: toothbrush! Sit down to the salesman! Sunspot pressed the road against the chair. The salesman sat down, too. Daxian: Sunspot Sunspot: Huh? Daxian: Come and deal the cards. Four people sit in a circle, and the spots deal cards. Salesperson: Why? Daxian: Playing cards. Salesperson: What to play? Daxian: Breaking Golden Flower Salesman: How big is it? Sunspot: How much do you have? Toothbrush: I don't have one, just a toothbrush. Daxian: A toothbrush is a toothbrush. Grab the cards! The third rhinoceros pavilion road: a ton and a half of forage, Tula, the food intake has dropped a little. Shit five times, the color is black and yellow, normal. Go out for a walk for four hours. Tula, are you a little upset? Why? Huh? There is no rhinoceros bird to help you eat worms. Am I not taking a bath for you every day? Besides, do you know that there is a rhinoceros bird? At that time, you were too young, and I'm afraid you have forgotten what the African grassland looks like. The new rhinoceros pavilion is almost finished, and the garden is ready to allocate it. They are going to buy another rhinoceros! Maybe it's a gentle and sexy African female rhinoceros! On January 1 ST, Tula, two tons of forage and one kilogram of apples, went back to bed at seven o'clock. On January 1st, I had two tons of forage, shit five times, and went out at eight o'clock, wearing a lavender suit. I went home at six o'clock and bought a lot of things. I was very happy. At seven o'clock, a man visited and stayed all night. On January 1st, there was a noise in the morning, and the man left. She ran downstairs and cried, the third time in a week. On January 1st, Tula had a little diarrhea. Nicole the rhinoceros is in estrus, and Tana the white rhinoceros is indifferent ... The roof of the fourth night, the road and Mingming. Skipping rope. Mingming: Where did that feeling come from? From the heart, liver and spleen, blood vessels, which viscera? Maybe the moon was close to the earth that day, and the sun returned to the net directly. The moisture from the ocean brought by the monsoon lubricated your skin, and the low pressure formed in Mongolia made your heart beat faster. Road: Some rhinos like to live in dense forests, and some rhinos like to live in dry and open grasslands. The name of rhinos comes from Greek, and they belong to tropical animals. There are five rhinos in the world: black rhinoceros, white rhinoceros, Sumatran rhinoceros, Indian rhinoceros and Java rhinoceros are basically extinct. Like Tula, who lives in the African grasslands. Mingming: Who is Tula? Road: An African black rhinoceros. Mingming: Did you raise it? Road: Yes, my rhino's eyesight is so poor that it can't even see clearly what a person looks like within one meter. Mingming: From the zoo? I've seen rhinoceroses, but I've never seen a rhinoceros keeper! They say that people who are patient with animals are also patient with women. Do you? Road: I don't. I keep rhinos. Mingming: Can you drive, play computer and speak English? Road: Neither. Mingming: Great. What I hate most is that those people know every day, learning computers, English and driving. It's great to raise rhinos. It's like an artist. Like Chen Fei. Alas? Have you been fond of rhinoceros since you were a child? Road: hmm ~ no, no. My childhood dream was to be a pilot. I could have appeared in the painting with a closed leather jacket and goggles. I have just graduated from junior high school, and I have passed the pilot test, and everything fits except my eyes. I should be a pilot, just like a rhinoceros should be an eagle. Of course, I know we shouldn't live by smell, but many animals live by smell, such as elephants and zebras in Africa. Of course, their sense of smell is not the best, and crocodiles have a very good sense of smell. Crocodiles prey on their prey with their sense of smell. There is a big opening on both sides of the vulture's mouth, and all of them prey on it. There is a comparable Navian petrel that preys on sand eels, small fish and jellyfish with its sense of smell. Not to mention the sense of smell of sharks. Sharks can eat whatever they want in the sea with their sense of smell. People's sense of smell.