Poet, help! Help me write an English Tibetan sonnet?

When women are no longer beautiful, they learn better.

Once a woman is no longer beautiful, she will learn to be kind.

There are no ugly women; Only women don't know how to be beautiful.

There are no ugly women in the world, only women who don't know how to make themselves look beautiful.

There are no ugly women, only lazy women.

There are no ugly women, only lazy women.

All women are beautiful when the candle goes out.

When the candle goes out, every woman looks like a fairy.

Beauty is superficial, but ugliness goes deep into the bone marrow.

Beauty is only superficial, and ugliness goes deep into the bone marrow.

Ordinary moralists tell us that immorality will ruin our appearance.

The ugliest moralists warn us that moral corruption is harmful to our appearance.

Desire to beautify the ugly.

Desire to beautify the ugly.

I am not good-looking, but I am someone's angel.

I have no good looks, but I am also an angel in others' eyes.

The most beautiful breasts in nature are not as beautiful as imagined.

The most beautiful flowers in nature are not as beautiful as imagined flowers.

In the eyes of lovers, pockmarked is a dimple.

In the eyes of lovers, pockmarked has also become a lovely dimple.

What attracts us to a woman rarely binds us to her.

What attracts us to find a woman rarely keeps us around.

A beautiful woman is a paradise for her eyes, a hell for her soul and a purgatory for her purse.

A beautiful woman is a paradise for her eyes, a hell for her soul and a purgatory for her purse.

Women are like elephants to me; I like watching them, but I can't be alone.

Women are like elephants to me: I like to see them, but I don't want any.

Many men who fall in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Many men make the mistake of marrying all the girls just because they are infatuated with dimples.

If Cleopatra's nose were shorter, the whole world would look different.

If Cleopatra's nose was shorter, the world would be completely different.

There is no such a dangerous woman; Only impressionable men.

There is no such thing as a "femme fatale", only men who are easily confused.

The trouble with life is that there are too many beautiful women and too little time.

The trouble in life is bigger than having so many beautiful women and so little time.

I'm tired of all this superficial nonsense about beauty. Deep enough. What do you want-a lovely pancreas?

I'm tired of all that beauty is just superficial nonsense. That's profound enough. What do you want?-an adorable pancreas.

Honey, you choose.