A complete collection of limericks and jingles about part-time jobs

A collection of jingles about part-time work are as follows:

1. Work is hard, work is tiring, so I want to doze off at work, work is annoying, work is difficult, so I want to go out and play.

2. Working life is really not good, you can eat grass from the dishes; flies are bathing in the soup, and ants are racing on the table; there is little oil in the dishes, and there are mosquito bites under the table, and there is no one. Eat a full meal.

3. Empty love and empty love, wandering in the street; empty people, empty money, single and struggling to work; empty mobile phone, no money to recharge, life is not easy; working every year, every year worries ; Working overtime every day is like a monkey; getting worried at the end of the year; not knowing when to start.

4. They all say that the wages here are so high that I have no money to buy toothpaste; they all say that the food here is good, and the vegetables are mixed with grass; they all say that the environment here is good, with cockroaches and ants running around; they all say that there are many pretty girls here , I haven’t dated for several years.

5. Everyone dreams of a paradise, thinking that Guangdong is like Hong Kong; when they arrive in Shenzhen and work in a factory, the machines are buzzing; the wages are not ideal, and eating is like going to war.

There is a language phenomenon that is very popular in China. Whether they are leading cadres or ordinary people, many people can say a few words casually. For example, to express their own heroic spirit or that of others at the dining table, drunkards use reasonable words: if they have a deep feeling, they will get stuffy in one mouthful; if they have a shallow feeling, they will lick it; if they have a strong feeling, they will drink as much as they can; if they have a strong feeling, they will bleed after drinking.

For example, to describe the corruption of individual leading cadres, it was widely circulated in society: He could drink a pound or two of liquor without getting drunk, he could walk three or four steps on the dance floor, he could play mahjong without sleeping for five and six nights, and he could play with women for seven or eight. If you are not tired, you will receive tens of thousands of gifts without refund.

Voice aspect

The biggest feature of new folk songs in phonetic form is "rhyme". Since ballads are not ordinary spoken words, like poetry, folk art and lyrics, they must pay more or less attention to rhymes, so that they sound pleasant and harmonious to people's ears and are easy to remember when they are read.

For example, in the folk song "In the 1950s, all the people made steel, in the 1960s, all the people survived the famine, in the 1970s, all the people went to the countryside, and in the 1980s, all the people did business." The last word of each sentence has the same rhyme, which is a very standard rhyme. The form, coupled with the neat arrangement of sentences, makes it particularly loud and beautiful when read.