Get up and copy funny.

Get up funny (selected 54 sentences) 1. Failed to get up and start over. I don't want to get up, I want to sleep until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. In winter, my bed is like a huge whirlpool, and I can't get up. 4. I don't want to go to work, the weather is getting colder and colder, and I don't want to get up more and more. It takes more than 20 hours. 5. Why do people go to work? Why is it cold in winter? Why can't I get up? Being late is so cool. 6. The baby is hungry, but the baby doesn't want to get up. 7. The weather is very cold. I just want to sleep in bed in the morning and don't want to get up. It's too warm. 8. The favorite thing in winter, besides eating hot pot, is the bed. 9. I don't want to leave the warm bed, even though I have been awake for a long time. 10. Is an hour as short as five seconds? 1 1. Sitting in bed wrapped in a quilt like a turtle every day with only one head exposed? For a long time? For a long time? 12.？ Can't you get up? Ask me a hypothesis. I have menstrual pain! ? This is your fifth period this month. 13. If one day I leave quietly, please bury me in this bed ~ 14. Get up your life, shaking like a sieve, just want to know why it is dawn so soon! ! 15. Male and female servants can't do it! ! ! ! 16. There is a school nearby that plays songs on the radio every morning. There are small apples every time. I like hiding under the covers and listening to radio songs. Every time I hear the little apple sing? Are there snowflakes flying in winter? When I was young, I would shout with all my classmates: Duo! Supplement! Wen! Warm! Then I got up neatly and started an energetic day. 17. In order to save the time of getting up, bra has been wearing autumn clothes and told me that I am not alone! 18. I woke up at six o'clock. I thought young people should be like the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning, and then I silently huddled under the covers? 19. Looking around, I can't see anything. I thought I was blind, but I didn't open my eyes? 20. Get up every day and open your eyes and think: Why are humans not hibernating animals! 2 1. It's worse than being abandoned by your girlfriend. I would rather not have a girlfriend. Can you let me sleep a little longer? 22. Can you see the person you like when you get up? One? Two? Three? Get up 23. I wanted to sleep for five more minutes, but suddenly I found myself sleeping for eight points? I had to sleep for two more minutes to make up for it. Cycle in turn? 24. Do you want to pee or not? Forget it, why don't you hold it for a while? 25. I was a wolf in the north, but I became a dog in the south. Usually you can only rely on your legs to keep warm! 26. Lying in bed, thinking that you have dressed, washed your face and brushed your teeth. Tell me I'm not alone? I wish I had gone to bed early yesterday. 28. Open one eye first and test the temperature outside. 29. Summer sounds easy to get up ~ 30. Give me two more minutes to turn my memory into ice? 3 1. Do you pee? Forget it, why don't you hold it for a while? 32. I was a wolf in the north, but I was frozen into a dog in the south. Usually you can only rely on your legs to keep warm! 33. Lying in bed, thinking that you have dressed, washed your face and brushed your teeth. Tell me I'm not alone? 34. Dachuan, who has too little exercise, also hurts his physical strength; Eating too much and too little can also damage health; Only moderation can produce improvement and maintain physical strength and health. ? Aristotle 35. Keep practicing day after day. Only moderate activities can keep the enthusiasm of training and improve the skills of sports. ? Seneca 36. In order to make him have a strong heart, you need to make him have strong muscles; Only by letting him form the habit of working can he form the habit of enduring pain; In order to make him endure the pain of joint loss, abdominal pain and illness in the future, he must go through various hardships of physical exercise. ? Lu ling 37. If one day I leave quietly, please bury me in this bed ~ 38. Get up my life, shaking like a sieve, just want to know why it is dawn so soon! ! 39. Male and female servants can't do it! ! ! ! 40. An hour is just five seconds? 4 1. Sitting in bed wrapped in a quilt like a turtle every day with only one head exposed? For a long time? For a long time? 42.？ Can't you get up? Ask me a hypothesis. I have menstrual pain! ? This is your fifth period this month. 43. Can you see the person you like when you get up? One? Two? Three? Get up 44. If only I had gone to bed early yesterday. 45. Open one eye first and test the temperature outside. 46. The health of the body is destroyed by immobility and maintained by exercise for a long time. ? Socrates 47. Life lies in contradiction and movement. Once the contradiction is eliminated and the movement stops, life is over. ? Goethe 48. If you want to be strong, run! If you want to stay healthy, run! If you want to be smart, run! ? Ancient Greek proverb 49. It sounds easy to get up in summer ~ 50. Give me two more minutes to turn my memory into ice? 5 1. Even if you fart, you can't bear to lift the bed. What's more, your head is buried under the bed? 52. It hurts to get up and breathe! ! ! I can't get up when I think of it! ! ! 53. I wanted to sleep for five more minutes, but suddenly I found myself sleeping for eight points? I had to sleep for two more minutes to make up for it. Cycle in turn? There is a school nearby that plays songs on the radio every morning. There are small apples every time. I like hiding under the covers and listening to radio songs. Every time I hear the little apple sing? Are there snowflakes flying in winter? When I was young, I would shout with all my classmates: Duo! Supplement! Wen! Warm! Then I got up neatly and started an energetic day.