I met a fellow countryman at the airport one day. He asked me what I was studying abroad. I said:
"Solution chemistry." He said, "You're welcome, man. There is no simple chemical reaction. "
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A young man and a young woman fell in love. This man is studying chemistry at the moment.
Study hard. In the park, other lovers are talking about love, but he is there.
Write a chemical formula for your girlfriend on the grass. Girlfriend in order to get his attention
Italy, one day deliberately wore a bright flower skirt. As soon as they meet, he will definitely
He looked enviously at his girlfriend's dress and shouted, "This dress is really beautiful."
Beauty. "
The girlfriend thought, "I finally got him tempted." However, I didn't expect
Then he said, "The pictures above are all desirable benzene rings."
A chemistry teacher pursued a woman and said: You are H, I am O, and together we are H2O, which is the most stable combination. W: Where is the other H?
The true voice of female students in chemistry department
( 1)
Don't think I will be moved by the platinum ring, there are many platinum electrodes in the laboratory;
Don't think that just because I have a diamond ring, I will definitely agree to your proposal. In the eyes of chemistry girls, diamonds and graphite are both made of carbon and are allotropes, but their structures are different.
Don't confuse me with gorgeous colors. In the eyes of chemistry girls, it is only the electronic transition that absorbs waves of different wavelengths, which leads to their complementary colors.
Don't think that people are high and low, in fact, everyone's chemical composition is similar;
Don't tell chemistry girls about dirty pollutants. In fact, you just put useful things in inappropriate places.
Girls in the chemistry department will put their children in a constant temperature bath to prevent them from being hot and cold and to prevent them from catching a cold;
Lesbians in chemistry department learn to remove soy sauce and vinegar with a pipette to ensure its accuracy;
Chemistry department girls will use electronic scales to measure NaCl, accurate to four decimal places;
Girls in chemistry department will use Beckman temperature to measure the temperature, because it is estimated that they can read two thousandths of a degree;
(2)
Drink water with a beaker, because there are scales on the beaker, which is convenient to master the water quantity;
/kloc-water bath heating below 0/00℃ (1atm) and oil bath heating above 0/00℃;
(3)
If you are too lively, girls in chemistry department will think that your entropy changes too much;
If you are in love, chemistry girls will think that phenylalanine is at work;
If you want to replenish blood, the chemistry girl will persuade you to swallow a small piece (4)
Female students in chemistry department have strong hands-on ability, because they often build various experimental devices in the laboratory;
Female students in chemistry department are very courageous because they often deal with toxic and harmful drugs in the laboratory;
Female students in chemistry department are very sensitive because they must pay attention to the progress of various chemical reactions;
The female students in chemistry department are very observant, because the observation of experimental phenomena exercises their eyes;
Iron, because iron and Hcl interact in the stomach to generate divalent iron ions, which can replenish blood;
The girls in the chemistry department are very cute because they are looking for constant promises in the laboratory.
Female students in chemistry department are persistent because they believe in constant commitment;
Don't believe me, then the boy across the street looks over!